2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[ditto]

I can hear the screeching of Alyssa Mercunt already.

Probably can't scream anymore through all that Botox.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Kamala's campaign has 845 people on the payroll (file harris_people.csv)
Trump had 145 (file trump_people.csv)

Hillary's campaign had too many cooks in the kitchen debating about the strategy to appeal to voters. These internal factions ended up fighting amongst themselves rather than focusing on Hillary's success which ended up making her appeal to no one.

 

[Nuns with guns]

For months, the media was like, "there is no border czar!!! reee stop using that name!!! border czar is not real!!!" and now Trump made it very real by opening a position titled fucking border czar. Huge power move.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

DDHQ finally updates the House Results map but can anyone tell me if they are compromised in any way?

This can't really be up-to-date.

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They’re left leaning, but generally very aggressive with calling races with certain outcomes.

Except the PA senate race.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

https://x.com/ZeekArkham/status/1855649932960522481

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Found the people sending the text messages.

 

[Postal_Rat]

For months, the media was like, "there is no border czar!!! reee stop using that name!!! border czar is not real!!!" and now Trump made it very real by opening a position titled fucking border czar. Huge power move.

I'm almost tired of winning

 

[Killing and Eating People]

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AOC now wants to how you do fellow conservatives.
Speculation, is she breaking bad and taking a red pill or is she doing the commie routine of making lists of people to pass along for political suppression?
You decide.

She's one of the most vile people in politics and there will be no acceptance or forgiveness.

 

[ditto]

Hillary's campaign had too many cooks in the kitchen debating about the strategy to appeal to voters. These internal factions ended up fighting amongst themselves rather than focusing on Hillary's success which ended up making her appeal to no one.

Her horde of consultants also sidelined Bill and wouldn't listen to his advice.
He was urging her to go to Wisconsin but instead she was doing million dollar fundraising dinners.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Saar, why are you here saar? No, saar. Saar! Saar, please, saar!

"I'm here to redeem".

 

[just Reading a post]

Man the opinion section of the NYT is funny to read.
It is just cope after cope after cope.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

When I took PE,

PE at my school sucked.

The teacher was a younger lady who still had a high school mentality so the only choices we ever got to play were either basketball with the "inner city kids" or volleyball which she would always play.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

but footage of cops/feds raiding offices and dragging people out won't be a good look.

The fuck are you smoking?

How else do you think shows like COPS wound up being as popular as they are/were?

Hell, dedicate an entire channel to just that alone, fucking thing will make bank in SECONDS.

 

[Levitcus prime24]

Greetings.
I've been pondering whether or not should I make an account, considering I'm not exactly too keen on writing a lot, but I did want to throw my three cents into this hat in particular.
Now, I'm not American. I've never been to America, perhaps one day. However Trump's presidency goes, it's unlikely that I'll feel anything but ripples of what's going on in USA. That said...

Thank fuck.

When I checked out the results, Trump was almost guaranteed to win. Few hours later, it was confirmed. I wanted to thank you and everyone who voted for him, because it hopefully marks the moment the tide turned. Between failures of some purely woke games, a few woke people backstabbing me the moment they did not agree with what I was saying and this, it genuinely made my day back then, it brought back faith in this world. I can only hope that the worst of the woke storm has been weathered and it's only going to get better now. I have nothing but appreciation for this result as well as this place in general.

Thank you all, for the vote that you have casted, as well as for simply being here, living a life you're content with and participating in discussions here. It's reassuring to know there's more individuals that see just how absurd the world has become.

God bless. Hopefully more than just America.

I voted for trump because I wanted to see Hasan picker piss and shit himself

 

[invisibult plus+]

In retrospect, the government food contractor switch up under Obama had long lasting traumatic effect on many millennials and the older zoomers. 2nd graders lost mini corn dog Mondays and the military lost taco bowl Tuesdays. As stupid and insignificant as it sounds, ill never forgive Obama for that shit. Taco bowl Tuesday was a light in the abyss for some people.

Pizza Fridays were ruined around my senior year, when they replaced it with this strange whole grain crap. Can’t even be considered pizza.

 

[ditto]

Hell, dedicate an entire channel to just that alone, fucking thing will make bank in SECONDS.

Elon can stream it live on X

 

[just Reading a post]

I voted for trump because I wanted to see Hasan picker piss and shit himself

Well you might get to see him do that after the waterboarding, if he continues to simp for terrorists in this new government. 1 way ticket to gitmo, if he continues to fuck around.

 

[Prester John]

Hey, I'm back after Dear Leader gave me a week off. Did I miss anything?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Hey, I'm back after Dear Leader gave me a week off. Did I miss anything?

Biden won the election and appointed Fatrick Secretary of State.

 

[Levitcus prime24]

Well you might get to see him do that after the waterboarding, if he continues to simp for terrorists in this new government. 1 way ticket to gitmo, if he continues to fuck around.

Trump: as my first order as president I am going to make Hasan picker and Sam Hyde battle to death in the ring on live tv

 

[ditto]

Hey, I'm back after Dear Leader gave me a week off. Did I miss anything?

Kalama is the first female Brat president. Joy and Rizz has returned to America