Patrick Alan Melton / Nobody Likes Onions / "THE QUEEN!!" - Obese STMS a-log, "Dabbleverse" creep, "jokes" about children starting an OnlyFans (at 15), scouts X to find photos of them, offers child vocalised TTS. Argued for "ethical generative AI CP", conceded awkwardly with a laugh amid backlash.

[Captain Manning]

SteelToeBoringShow reddit coping about their Master Melton committing crimes.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SteelToeBoringShow/comments/1gp7uoa/so_what_crime_are_people_saying_melton_committed/

This guy is right, but I dunno if he appreciates how he's right.

DSP and Aaron share similarities in that they are not particularly likeable people, and grift continuously through the creation of mediocre content.

However, they're also similar in that the have insane and sometimes vile alogs. People who, in some cases, are way worse than they are (like Melton). The amount of hate Aaron gets is grossly disproportionate to his actual sins.

KC feels sorry for DSP. It helped that they didn't like Dickers, who is a major Phil alog.

I dunno if they'll ever get there will Aaron, but the fact that they've turned their gaze upon Melton ain't good for Melton.

Apparently if you want to release illegally obtained information you just have to give it to a second guy and they're in the clear. Also the comparison of this with watergate is extremely fucking funny.

It's the dumbest subreddit I have ever read.

Excepting low hanging fruit like troon and furfag shit, of course.

EDIT: Clarification.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

So it turns out the Melton is the real Sieversville... what a twist!

 

[Saylos]

SteelToeBoringShow reddit coping about their Master Melton committing crimes.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SteelToeBoringShow/comments/1gp7uoa/so_what_crime_are_people_saying_melton_committed/

I am not sure if these people are boomers or just massively retarded. This nigga is literally asking if it's illegal to receive someone else's hacked emails and google search history.

Apparently, Melton is a hard hitting journalist looking to uncover the truth, and not just some obsessed creep looking to dunk on Aaron. "Did Aaron Imholte eat cum? Does he jerkoff to cuck porn? CNN has the report"

 

[HackerX]

Apparently if you want to release illegally obtained information you just have to give it to a second guy and they're in the clear. Also the comparison of this with watergate is extremely fucking funny.

There was one retard from last night's stream who kept telling him he's fine because of the Pentagon papers. Same dude was also trying to convince him to dump everything so he wouldn't get in trouble. I wasn't sure if he was retarded or a 5D chess-level troll. I think if people show him shit like that, he'll end up doing something even more retarded.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

this guy deserves the wood chipper. putting meltons into wood chippers should be the activity that unites all of us in these divided times.

he was the number #1 Bitcoin podcaster back in 2013-2014 and got at least 100 bitcoins from that (don't know if he sold any) He also admitted to abusing drugs pretty much all the time. His show NLO never got huge on itunes because of some fuckery he did that got him a ban in the early years but he was still one of the top comedy podcasts in the early 2010s. roughly on par with Marc Maron in 2011. Patrick's Rekeita esque downward spiral started in 2016 and that's why he's been a streamer the last 5+ years almost exclusively.

Melton always had people hating him though because he tried to be the White Patrice O'neal, and that really got people coming after him from all angles. He's also the reason the entire LA comedy podcasting scene really exists, he gave Redban the suggestion and literally is the guy that taught Billy Burr how to record podcasts. Patrick Melton also has a masters degree in computer stuff and is from north florida. that and him being a fatass is why i used to joke about him being Josh's real dad.

thanks for the history. that is fascinating. I figured he had to come from somewhere. it is crazy to see how fast people go from pretending to be a "somebody" to the loser nobody they always were.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Isn't Melton also said he had Aaron's credit card data? That alone sounds like to me a crime in the eye of the Law.

 

[Hateocracy]

Melton's Pillstream.

Local archive of Melton Pillstream.

Spoiler: Melton Pillstream 1 of 3

Spoiler: Melton Pillstream 2 of 3

Spoiler: Melton Pillstream 3 of 3

Spoiler: Errata

The audio appears to cut out about 3/4 of the way through Part 2 of 3. As far as I can tell this is an issue to the source and/or Melton being technically incompetent.

 

[Captain Manning]

I am not sure if these people are boomers or just massively retarded.

Both.

It's been said the Dabbleverse audience is a lot of old people and wine moms.

Remember, one of their things they're trying to do is relive the glory days of shock jock radio.

They'll defend Melton on the basis "he's just like Uncle Paul."

Except like, no, he's not. Uncle Paul is a character. Melton is Melton.

Also, fun fact. Opie actually regrets Uncle Paul:

I don't think pedo jokes and characters really work anymore. If they ever did. The world has moved on. Thank God.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Fatrick alludes to some super secret fact about Aaron that will come out soon and make him look stupid. He meanders for five minutes, repeats everything twice, and then almost directly states that crackieta has hidden cameras in his house. Gay ops are afoot.

Crazy to think that this "super secret fact" was being alluded to since the beginning of the month. Instead of making Aaron look stupid (not that he ever needed help with that), it made Melton and Rekieta look like retarded co-conspirators in an illegal gay op. Aaron, by just staying quiet, looks smarter than he did before all this shit came out.

Who would've thought that following the plans of a degenerate, self-destructive junkie would go awry? Well... almost everyone except Melton and his followers.

 

[Guntkvd]

Why would you even buy a monitor so big you need to look up like a retard.
Edit: alternatively, putting the second monitor above your first one.

 

[Goatchoker]

Why would you even buy a monitor so big you need to look up like a retard.
Edit: alternatively, putting the second monitor above your first one.
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He’s not used to not being in a basement and is in an office on the main floor with his wife in earshot as she regrets all her decisions.

Also he’s just fucking retarded.

 

[Nate Higgers]

There was one retard from last night's stream who kept telling him he's fine because of the Pentagon papers.

Wasn’t Daniel Ellsberg brought up on charges for that leak anyway? And he was only let off on a mistrial after it was revealed that Nixon’s henchmen illegally accessed Ellsberg’s psychiatric files?

 

[Captain Manning]

Wasn’t Daniel Ellsberg brought up on charges for that leak anyway? And he was only let off on a mistrial after it was revealed that Nixon’s henchmen illegally accessed Ellsberg’s psychiatric files?

Yes.

But I think they are trying to claim Melton is the Washington Post or New York Times (No).

 

[The Zombies Are Coming]

Local archive of Melton Pillstream.

Spoiler: Melton Pillstream 1 of 3

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Spoiler: Melton Pillstream 2 of 3

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Spoiler: Melton Pillstream 3 of 3

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Spoiler: Errata

The audio appears to cut out about 3/4 of the way through Part 2 of 3. As far as I can tell this is an issue to the source and/or Melton being technically incompetent.

Appears as if I'm the Big Dumb Retard, sorry about that. The OBS config I used would record 'double' audio if I had my speakers playing.
Looks as though some guys on X or Twitter or whatever got a full archive, Misery Clips had a few clips out from the parts where my audio cut out. That Breaking Balldo News guy appears to have Archived it as well and handed out a non-retarded version of it to clippers.

 

[johnnynoname]

"super secret fact"

was that a man (in modern times) jerks off to degenerate porn

sure- there was other stuff but the big OWN was that Aaron watches porn

 

[Hateocracy]

Appears as if I'm the Big Dumb Retard, sorry about that.

Not at all, appreciate your effort. There's plenty of clip-able moments in the parts with audio.

Simply wanted to get a local archive as the video may be significant from a litigation standpoint, even if it is Kayfabe. I'll attempt to get one of the other copies and upload it here + contact a mod to prune the old upload.

 

[Pee Cola]

It's been said the Dabbleverse audience is a lot of old people and wine moms.

Wine moms? The Dabbleverse audience is at least 90% Gen X dudes who are stuck in the '90s.

Appears as if I'm the Big Dumb Retard, sorry about that. The OBS config I used would record 'double' audio if I had my speakers playing.

Thank you for your service.

A couple of things that will make your life easier in future...

Download yt-dlp and use the command line yt-dlp --live-from-start <YouTube URL> whilst the live stream is in progress.

Use Avidemux (or similar) to reduce the resolution, crank up the compression and break up the video. Aim for chunks of < 100MB each; whilst Xenforo can apparently handle attachments up to 200MB, uploading smaller files tends to be more reliable.

Hope that helps, and keep doing the Lord's work, fren.

 

[johnnynoname]

Wine moms?

mikayala
flatcat jessica
sketti tooth john
mami

EDIT: and those are just the more known wine aunts...there's a bunch of lesser known ones like disgracie, twada)

shall i go on?
(and that doesn't even account the cornacopia of dumb bitches who watch that shuli show because who watches that)

 

[Pee Cola]

mikayala
flatcat jessica
sketti tooth john
mami

shall i go on?
(and that doesn't even account the cornacopia of dumb bitches who watch that shuli show because who watches that)

ah... I don't watch any TSN shit. I'm just going by the audiences of stuff like the WATP live shows, Dabblecon etc... the videos from those shows look like a sausagefest.

 

[Windy Moors]

SteelToeBoringShow reddit coping about their Master Melton committing crimes.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SteelToeBoringShow/comments/1gp7uoa/so_what_crime_are_people_saying_melton_committed/

Archive: So what crime are people saying Melton committed?

He’s not used to not being in a basement and is in an office on the main floor with his wife in earshot as she regrets all her decisions.

I took this screenshot from an NLO video, I believe Melton has a wooden cubicle around his desk. The arrows indicate the top of the cubicle and the window behind the wooden slats:


This is the room I believe he streams from:


The whole house from Zillow: