Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

Poor Nick. He is just a victim here. "Please Kayla. Dont make me swing or do Cocaine." All Nick's issues can be explained by his wife cheating on him and making him appear not to be the nerd-killing chad that he really is.

Funnily enough, that has long been a position held by Kayla alogs ITT.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

She deleted this tweet six minutes after posting it.

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hahaha damn get this girl off twitter. She's leaking like a sieve.

Edit: Not really, Nick. Keep this girl on twitter. Not that you have control over it, apparently.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So Nick’s “worst day” was finding out he couldn’t satisfy Kayla and she had strayed? Several of us called this.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

These two have been going at it all morning. Here's the most entertaining exchange that isn't just poo-flinging.
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This is beautiful. "Because I'm mad at you, I refuse to listen even if it's basic duh advice that you and 8 million other people are telling me the same thing!". Cicero (man is his own worst enemy) really was a smart guy.

But look, I found a few salient quotes for Nick, from his favorite Book (and the various wordings are interesting/ just goes to show the translation can make all the difference in meaning/skin...but in this case, especially in light of all of the last few days' craziness, allegations of stealing wives and data, felony accomplices, etc., all of the versions apply):

Spoiler: Friends in low places

KJV:
Whoso is partner with a thief hateth his own soul: he heareth cursing, and bewrayeth it not.

NKJV:
Whoever is a partner with a thief hates his own life; He swears to tell the truth, but reveals nothing.

NIV:
The accomplices of thieves are their own enemies; they are put under oath and dare not testify.

CEV:
If you take part in a crime you are your worst enemy, because even under oath you can't tell the truth.

NRSV:
To be a partner of a thief is to hate one’s own life; one hears the victim’s curse, but discloses nothing.

Good News Translation:
A thief's partner is his own worst enemy. He will be punished if he tells the truth in court, and God will curse him if he doesn't.

Amplified Bible:
Whoever is partner with a thief hates his own life; He hears the curse [when swearing an oath to testify], but discloses nothing [and commits perjury by omission].

Fuck, can you imagine how traumatic that shit has to be for the kids?

Years from now, some Rekieta kid will be able to see this.

Rekieta could have stayed silent, but ”owning” a literal stranger online and spilling all about his coke and cuck orgies was somehow more important.

I wonder if Nick just doesn’t care about his kids, or if he has some narc delusion that they think he’s “super cool” and a “chad” since you know… They’re not NERDS.

Nick's cavalier attitude and adultification of his children puts me out of MATI and into actual anger on those children's behalf. Nick the absolute moronic arrogant asshole has no idea - and ZERO care - about the hurt he's put on those children. It is not possible that they are not extremely hurt and confused about this mess (and angry, whether they know it or say it or not...and more than current emotion it will fuck up their entire attachment framework), and that does not go away after a meal or two from dad that looks like dog's vomit.

This kind of betrayal and disregard of them and their siblings is the kind of shit that eats into a child's, a teens, and a whole family/sibling dynamic. Fuck you, Nick. I hope they hate you and reject you the minute you no longer have any rights over them. And before that, I hope they make your life hell. Because it's what you deserve.

What do you guys think? Is Nick taking credit for others' careers?
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Look out, everyone, the grandiose delusions are breaking free!

 

[Desktop User2]

So Nick’s “worst day” was finding out he couldn’t satisfy Kayla and she had strayed? Several of us called this.

There are no dates to the alleged cheating, a retraction of the Tweet and the source was April. There is nothing indicating it.

 

[BathTubShine]

On Patrick Melton's next stream, he revealed:

1. Nick has had access to Aaron's Google account for 11 months - ever since Aaron logged into Nick's PC in order to do a stream from their house.
2. This access included things like reading Aaron's emails, including emails between Aaron and his attorney, as well as having access to photos in Aaron's Google Drive and even having access to Aaron's home security camera footage.
3. Nick has shared this access with at least Patrick and possibly others.

I didn't watch the pedo-melton meltdown mania, but people in the thread informed us that pedo-Melton ALSO name dropped Ralph and Dax Herrerra (aka.Dick Masterson the balding faggot who loves to get pegged in the ass while he dresses as cow) as people who have received all the illegal materials also. (probably has something to do with alleged group dm Nick has with these 3 animals atleast)
@Null

 

[A Cardboard Box]

You can't knowingly use a signposted comedy bit for a search warrant

Totality of the circumstances. I don't feel like explaining point by point why you're wrong, but you are. This isn't a cut and dry yes or no case.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

She deleted this tweet six minutes after posting it.

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Don't know where you got this 6-minute info, but it's not true. I archived this tweet 5 hours after she posted it. Maybe you mean 6 hours?

EDIT: Maybe someone got confused by my third world country time zone in the screenshot?
I captured additional archives of the same tweet: (Nitter: https://archive.ph/wip/8Mcif | Twitter: https://archive.ph/7l9pY)

Also, the tweet is still up: https://x.com/April_Law1111/status/1856268038892318809

She's crazy. They're just blurting out the first thing that comes to mind without any filter.
And then they're surprised when people think they're back on drugs.
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The first tweet was already archived by @daffodils (Second one: X | A)

 

[Desktop User2]

Don't know where you got this 6-minute info, but it's not true. I archived this tweet 5 hours after she posted it. Maybe you mean 6 hours?

BBN profile.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

When him and April haven't tweeted for 24 hours, you know he's gotten arrested again.

 

[Space Pope]

The fact that Rekieta thought he could and should trust Melton with the leaks and the story of how he got all that info on Aaron is proof enough that Rekieta is still on drugs.

 

[Mouse Cop]

Don't know where you got this 6-minute info, but it's not true. I archived this tweet 5 hours after she posted it. Maybe you mean 6 hours?

BBN profile.

You are correct, I should not have taken that account's claim at face value.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@Null

He’s joined Melton’s stream where he’s sloshed and admits to many things. We no longer are at “We can infer from X, Y, and Z that he did this”, but “Nick confirmed it”. Tookie the puppet guy had Nick confirm April is his girlfriend on Melton’s show. Nick on that admitted to having access to Aaron’s credit cards, emails, and search history on the show. Aaron confirmed that someone accessed his shit via Twitter and Melton taunted him in the comments. Then Melton had a stream confirming this again today.

Nick had a stream a few nights ago where he’s making chicken stock and smoking beef at 2AM and likely on meth. He scratches his arms in a telltale way, briefly compares himself to King David, and seethes.

Kayla is heard in the 2AM video. It sounds like Nick’s maniac episode woke her up. Breaking Balldo News and @Third World Aristocrat have some of the videos.

We need a mega person stream and likely a postmortem (not when he’s dead, but when the case is over). I thought we were going to creep to the case at the end of the month, but fuck it we ball I guess.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

@Null I don't think anyone mentioned this in their summaries but there's some speculation that melton was just pretending to be concerned and making shit up on his stream, to get Aaron going maybe? But Aaron has said his account was being accessed by Nick so that part is definitely true. Whether Nick sent a bunch of his data to other idiots is unconfirmed.

Rekieta also tweeted publicly describing the contents of some of Aaron's attorney-client privileged communications to his lawyer, which he only could have obtained by illicitly accessing Aaron's account(s). It's not just Aaron's word.

"Aaron has been reporting everything I say to [...] his lawyer trying for anything."

And the dumbest lawyer. I'm going to guess Rekieta, the guy who wasted all that money on late fees to renew his law license he doesn't use, is going to run into problems when he's apparently illicitly accessed the account of a hostile witness in Nick's own criminal case to access emails covered by attorney-client privilege,

"Aaron has been reporting everything I say to [...] his lawyer trying for anything."

How does Nick know this? Oh right. He was snooping on Aaron's email account.


(Archive)

Melton was also hinting at a big story about Aaron soon, it's clear he got the heads-up.

In light of recent discoveries, Nicks constant refrain of "One day I'll be able to tell you the whole story" takes a really creepy tone.

How long do you think he has been sitting on Aaron's accounts, stockpiling everything that Aaron has, and just waiting for that moment he could leak it all out or get it put in the public record? Nick's been holding on to Aaron's stuff for at least months at this point, watching his every move to gather dirt and to plan his attack on Aaron. What a fucking creep.

Nobody would have been the wiser if Nick had any impulse control and Melton wasn't such a fucking retard. This goes beyond stupid polycule antics. This is literal crazy stalker ex behavior.

It's actually insane. Especially if Melton is telling the truth that Aaron had been logged in since December, was Rekieta spying on him for 5 months when they were on good terms?

 

[Folgers Can]

I think what he's saying is that he wasn't "in to" being a cuck (i.e., he was cucked, but he didn't sexually enjoy it).

You'd think so at first from that one tweet about not being "in to [sic]" cuckoldry as if implicitly conceding to having been a cuck unwittingly or under duress without having enjoyed it, but nope, the very same day Nick doubled down on not even being a cuck in the first place, because anyone who calls him a cuck must not be using whatever definition of cuck there is that technically doesn't apply to his situation:

[LINK]

Yes, you are reading that correctly.

Nicholas Robert Rekieta: NOT a cuck.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

I'm kinda surprised this song haven't posted yet.
Someone who are good with AI make Nick sing it with a few changes in the lyrics, it would be called BALLDO MAN!

Spoiler: Lyrics idea

She packed my bags last night pre-trial
Zero hour nine AM
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the swing so much I miss my side-wife
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no
I'm a BALLDO man
BALLDO man cokeing up his fuse up here alone
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no
I'm a BALLDO man
BALLDO man cokeing up his fuse up here alone
Spicer ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did
And all this jurisprudence I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A BALLDO man, a BALLDO man
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no
I'm a BALLDO man
BALLDO man cokeing up his fuse up here alone
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Till touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no
I'm a rBALLDO man
BALLDO man cokeing up his fuse up here alone
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time

Using the work of a coked-up faggot to dunk on another coked-up faggot.
It's like poetry, it rhymes.

 

[Soapmore]

"May wolves in your life..."

What is with this moron and wolves

Because in Nick's case...

 

[Chode]

You'd think so at first from that one tweet about not being "in to [sic]" being a cuck, but the same day Nick doubled down on not even being a cuck, because anyone who calls him a cuck must not be using whatever definition of cuck there is that technically doesn't apply to his situation:

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[LINK]

Yes, you are reading that correctly.

Nicholas Robert Rekieta: NOT a cuck.

You read that wrong.
Nick said wolfjug didn't know the definition of cuck, implying that Nick knows the definition.
April said nobody knows the definition unless it's their thing.
April called Nick a cuck.

 

[demicolon]

OK checked out the last hour and if he's acting, he ought to get a role in Hollywood. Last half a hour is mostly dead air with him rambling nonsense, fucking up the stream, drinking and the chat:
They don't make ankle bracelets that big
Put on an episode of Frasier, this sucks
Look for the end stream button
Be sure to enable incognito mode and you're fine
I'm gonna go clean the litter box
I'm sorry that you're mentally kill
Beer and a bong you're in the wrong
Your birthday is over in 5 min
Would have been nice to have some bottles set up to fall into

lol, lmao even

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

when is he finally going to rename his channel?
"Rekieta Law" is outdated, it should be "Rekieta Crime" now

In light of his recent content, I think he should rebrand as "Cooking with Crackets."
It's the only viable content creation option he has left.