Patrick Alan Melton / Nobody Likes Onions / "THE QUEEN!!" - Obese STMS a-log, "Dabbleverse" creep, "jokes" about children starting an OnlyFans (at 15), scouts X to find photos of them, offers child vocalised TTS. Argued for "ethical generative AI CP", conceded awkwardly with a laugh amid backlash.

[Chug Smuckle]

Melton, prison is very hard on people who hurt kids.

 

[johnnynoname]

do prisons have that rope that's used to dock boats because that's the only thing that I imagine THE QUEEN!! can hang himself with, stalker child

 

[Saylos]

Yes.

But I think they are trying to claim Melton is the Washington Post or New York Times (No).

This retard and the Op seem to think Melton is Walter Cronkite, and that this is journalism and not just, you know, some fat guy trying to own an "enemy."

 

[Stiffy]

Melton's fucked because of Nick calling in and describing these cyber crimes on his show.
Nick is dragging all the sektur crabs back down into the bucket with him. He used Fatrick pure and simple. Rekieta just needs to make sure his kids are provided for and cross the River Styx already.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

Thanks to his recent admissions of participating in a conspiracy to intimidate, harass and stalk Aaron Imholte, I think Melton will find out what other inmates think of pedophiles.

Could not happen to a more disgusting greasy piece of shit.

Yes, it could: to Christopher Gesualdi and Dax Herrera. But the point is moot.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Yes, it could: to Christopher Gesualdi and Dax Herrera. But the point is moot.

Let's agree they can all get shanked in the same shower.

 

[Frak_Binatra]

Local archive of Melton Pillstream.

Spoiler: Melton Pillstream 1 of 3

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Spoiler: Melton Pillstream 2 of 3

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Spoiler: Melton Pillstream 3 of 3

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Spoiler: Errata

The audio appears to cut out about 3/4 of the way through Part 2 of 3. As far as I can tell this is an issue to the source and/or Melton being technically incompetent.

Holy fuckk this guy is a goddamn retard

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

Let's agree they can all get shanked in the same shower.

Correct. Didn't mean to ruin the mood, so sorry about that.

 

[Harm]

Currently a little over halfway through watching Melton's pillstream and this is a bountiful harvest.

Melton admits that he knows that Nick also sent the "zip file" to Ethan Ralph as well as Dax "Juju the Cow, man who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow" Herrera. The fact it's a zip file tells me they almost certainly extracted all the Google account's data. Melton himself says he sent it to about 3 or 4 people, with Karl of Who Are These Podcasts? being one of the 4 or so recipients. One of his moderators living in New Zealand implies that they were also personally sent this zip file of information as they flip out over the prospect of getting raided by the FBI.

He seems to think that deleting the files (while openly telling everyone where he has uploaded them, specifically Dropbox), encrypting or destroying all his devices, and paying for a motel with cash will allow him to avoid the situation. This is only going to add obstruction of justice and evidence tampering to the list of crimes he's committing. Alternatively, he floats cooperating with Aaron's lawyers since Rekieta was ghosting Melton. Melton also mentions Nick and April having some sort of "code" they "use on Twitter." Ice, ice, baby.

He's so unbelievably fucked.

 

[Saylos]

There is way too much content to keep up with. I am probably just gonna autistically clip like everything I can and just mega dump it.

Patrick is trying to backtrack and save himself and retcon what he said. LOL Too late fatboy we all have the receipts.

Patrick is finally gonna swing his hooves at the Casino. I have said this before and I will say it again. These guys are really only used to fighting with other boomers in the Dabbleverse. I don't think it would be wise for Melton to go at anyone outside of his little shithole of a community.
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[Drama Trauma]

Currently a little over halfway through watching Melton's pillstream and this is a bountiful harvest.

Melton admits that he knows that Nick also sent the "zip file" to Ethan Ralph as well as Dax "Juju the Cow, man who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow" Herrera. The fact it's a zip file tells me they almost certainly extracted all the Google account's data. Melton himself says he sent it to about 3 or 4 people, with Karl of Who Are These Podcasts? being one of the 4 or so recipients. One of his moderators living in New Zealand implies that they were also personally sent this zip file of information as they flip out over the prospect of getting raided by the FBI.

He seems to think that deleting the files (while openly telling everyone where he has uploaded them, specifically Dropbox), encrypting or destroying all his devices, and paying for a motel with cash will allow him to avoid the situation. This is only going to add obstruction of justice and evidence tampering to the list of crimes he's committing. Alternatively, he floats cooperating with Aaron's lawyers since Rekieta was ghosting Melton. Melton also mentions Nick and April having some sort of "code" they "use on Twitter." Ice, ice, baby.

He's so unbelievably fucked.

You can watch that stream freely on his channel NLO on Youtube. It's no longer members only. At the beginning he also tells that Nick ghosted him, doesn't text him back. Which indicates to me, that Nick wasn't just a "fan", but likely had the intent to work with Melton to intimidate Aaron. (as we suspected it)

 

[Guntkvd]

Melton himself says he sent it to about 3 or 4 people, with Karl of Who Are These Podcasts? being one of the 4 or so recipients.

Man, did Aaron fry Karl's brain. What happened to observe and report, Karl?
Stop trying to force Aaron into the next Stuttering John. He's boring, no one cares what he did this week, you vindictive dork.

You can watch that stream freely on his channel NLO on Youtube. It's no longer members only. At the beginning he also tells that Nick ghosted him, doesn't text him back. Which indicates to me, that Nick wasn't just a "fan", but likely had the intent to work with Melton to intimidate Aaron. (as we suspected it)

A crackhead with a hole in his brain tricked you, it's time to end it all, Melton.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

There is way too much content to keep up with. I am probably just gonna autistically clip like everything I can and just mega dump it.

Patrick is trying to backtrack and save himself and retcon what he said. LOL Too late fatboy we all have the receipts.

Patrick is finally gonna swing his hooves at the Casino. I have said this before and I will say it again. These guys are really only used to fighting with other boomers in the Dabbleverse. I don't think it would be wise for Melton to go at anyone outside of his little shithole of a community.
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Oh boy, this guy is FUCKED. Hahahahaha. Kiwi Karens? Bitch, we've called Kiwi Trannies before, that is nothing!

 

[Harm]

This clip is fucking crazy. Melton asks an uneducated caller whether sending the files to someone else could be illegal. The caller (wrongly) claims this could only bite Melton in the ass if the file contained anything like CSAM. Melton's immediate reaction to this says it all: He jumps to life and asks if he's serious, takes himself and his computer activity off-screen, quietly says he needs to check something, comes back after a long pause to ask if he can burn his hard drive because "everyone's saying if you erase it then they can still see it," and then exclaims "FUCK!"

What are people supposed to take away from this exchange?

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Currently a little over halfway through watching Melton's pillstream and this is a bountiful harvest.

Melton admits that he knows that Nick also sent the "zip file" to Ethan Ralph as well as Dax "Juju the Cow, man who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow" Herrera. The fact it's a zip file tells me they almost certainly extracted all the Google account's data. Melton himself says he sent it to about 3 or 4 people, with Karl of Who Are These Podcasts? being one of the 4 or so recipients. One of his moderators living in New Zealand implies that they were also personally sent this zip file of information as they flip out over the prospect of getting raided by the FBI.

He seems to think that deleting the files (while openly telling everyone where he has uploaded them, specifically Dropbox), encrypting or destroying all his devices, and paying for a motel with cash will allow him to avoid the situation. This is only going to add obstruction of justice and evidence tampering to the list of crimes he's committing. Alternatively, he floats cooperating with Aaron's lawyers since Rekieta was ghosting Melton. Melton also mentions Nick and April having some sort of "code" they "use on Twitter." Ice, ice, baby.

He's so unbelievably fucked.

You guys are supreme retards if you think Melton is being serious in this video. Like we need some aspie checks in here

 

[johnnynoname]

These guys are really only used to fighting with other boomers in the Dabbleverse.

they have ZERO clue of what pure autism is involved in real internet lolcow culture

EDIT: people think that just because the dabbleverse is the absolute lowest level sektur of all sektur also means they are used to the most absolute lowest levels of gay ops


they're not
they're stupid people when it comes to anything regarding the internet

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

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This clip is fucking crazy. Melton asks an uneducated caller whether sending the files to someone else could be illegal. The caller (wrongly) claims this could only bite Melton in the ass if the file contained anything like CSAM. Melton's immediate reaction to this says it all: He jumps to life and asks if he's serious, takes himself and his computer activity off-screen, quietly says he needs to check something, comes back after a long pause to ask if he can burn his hard drive because "everyone's saying if you erase it then they can still see it," and then exclaims "FUCK!"

What are people supposed to take away from this exchange?

Sorry for my almos double posting, but I'm only doing because this video has a good significance.

As you've wrote it (quite well, may I add): "What are people supposed to take away from this exchange?" And I will reiterate: Who the FUCK does say "FUUUUUUCK!!!" about some .ZIP file sent to a buddy of yours and the illegality of things. Okay, fine, we are talking about law, and then he says "only if it contains (CSAM)". That's when you can see the bacon man gets his heart rate speeding up, and all of a sudden he's talking about hard drives and destroying it??? As my grandfather used to say: "What does the asshole have to do with the shoes?"

If he was just talking about a Google history search, he theoratically has just to "answer" for a minor thing, which I saw in the Nick Ricketa thread that is an inappropriate access to a device, and that's all. He would just go "Oh no, damn! Fuck, I better lawyer up. Fuck you, Aaron, you dipshit.". But we know he's a low IQ chimol-wannabee (CHI-ld MOL-ester) and couldn't stop trying to incriminate himself, and now he's sweating bullets like the pig he is. He has nothing but to blame himself. No doubt he has CSAM material.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

There is way too much content to keep up with. I am probably just gonna autistically clip like everything I can and just mega dump it.

Patrick is trying to backtrack and save himself and retcon what he said. LOL Too late fatboy we all have the receipts.

Patrick is finally gonna swing his hooves at the Casino. I have said this before and I will say it again. These guys are really only used to fighting with other boomers in the Dabbleverse. I don't think it would be wise for Melton to go at anyone outside of his little shithole of a community.
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1, 2, Andy's coming for you...

Man, I hope Melton and his gaggle of idiots try and out wigger their fellow pedophile Digibro and write some cringy raps about the Farms and their other "haters".

 

[Harm]

You guys are supreme retards if you think Melton is being serious in this video.

Surely, even when clipped outside the context of Melton's storied career as a world class comedian, the criminal investigators will "get the bit" of realizing he committed a crime and has ruined his life and will let it all go under the "I was pretending to be a criminal" legal doctrine. And anyone else is the supreme retard here? lol.

When people already suspect you're a potentially felonious pedophile who's a danger to specific actual children, joshing around about having gained and distributed CSAM of them after an alleged hack is not the intelligent maneuver. Even if he makes people laugh, what value does that hold? How stupid. If anything, believing he's serious is giving him the benefit of the doubt, as not even the most self-destructively unfunny "comedian" would bait prison time for THESE fleeting laughs.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Surely, even when clipped outside the context of Melton's storied career as a world class comedian, the criminal investigators will "get the bit" of realizing he committed a crime and has ruined his life and will let it all go under the "I was pretending to be a criminal" legal doctrine. And anyone else is the supreme retard here? lol.

When people already suspect you're a potentially felonious pedophile who's a danger to specific actual children, joshing around about having gained and distributed CSAM of them after an alleged hack is not the intelligent maneuver. Even if he makes people laugh, what value does that hold? How stupid. If anything, believing he's serious is giving him the benefit of the doubt, as not even the most self-destructively unfunny "comedian" would bait prison time for THESE fleeting laughs.

Did you watch the video?

Edit:

Do you guys really think he's serious about:

-deleting the files (while openly telling everyone where he has uploaded them, specifically Dropbox),
- encrypting or destroying all his devices,
- paying for a motel with cash will allow him to avoid the situation.

I don't know what to tell you guys.