Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.6%

  • Total voters
    350
Nothing has made my eyes roll as hard as April claiming that Nick “did the steps” (meaning 12 Steps).
How is this cunt so stupid? He hasn't even done the first.

He's not even an addict, remember? He hasn't admitted his life is unmanageable despite it being a seething nuclear chaos that has Azathoth weeping in the corner in jealousy.
 
He's not even an addict, remember? He hasn't admitted his life is unmanageable despite it being a seething nuclear chaos that has Azathoth weeping in the corner in jealousy.
The funniest part is how textbook addict this is. Nick thinks he’s special, but he’s just a garden variety drunk who believes he’s the exception to all of the truths about addicts. It’s a mindset referred to as “terminal uniqueness,” because these cretins think they’re so fucking special that no one could possibly understand them and it ends up killing them.
 
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So I guess everyone is assuming that April is implying that Qayla cheated on Nick first, before the swinging. That's also what I infer from it.

Has anyone speculated that Nick is just an old-fashioned deeply closeted gay? He grew up in a Christian family where his friends called people faggots and bullied people who were late to get their cock sucked by the nearest high school slut, etc. He remains a virgin and goes to college and joins the cheerleading team where he "pretends" to be gay. He then marries Kayla, someone who he was somehow able to get it up with and loses his virginity to. He becomes completely impotent at some point and has to resort to gay, fiendish sexual behavior to get it up with his wife, including the balldo. Kayla wants something better, she steps out. Nick wants to keep the illusion of monogamy and heteronormativity going for his family and youtube fans, so instead of divorce, he steps up the degeneracy to keep Kayla satisfied while also having other men in the bedroom so he can get off as well.

Maybe he still denies it to himself, but his degeneracy, effeminate behavior (both online and in person), his constant criticism of other mens' looks as well as his own, his growing hatred of the Church, and his constant attention-seeking from his scorned lover Aaron, all point to Nick = fag for me. I know it's far-fetched for a homo to have 5 biological kids, but not impossible.
 
So who's the bigger whore, April or Kayla?
Gee I dunno!

Who indeed? The homewrecking hussy monkey branching her way on to an addicts dick?

Or the desperately sad housewife, who after a decade of disappointment and getting beat down by the narc husband who’s too busy for her, finds a moments of love in the arms of Fapc eh, some man.
 
Larry Lawton, formerly a prolific jewel thief, has a lot of good videos on prison life and how to stay out of trouble. Much of it is that Mutt's Law is mainly bullshit, and the real reason you get your ass beat is you can't refrain from tarding out, being filthy and smelling, pissing off your cellmate by making messes and not cleaning them up, and just general attitude.
One thing he did while he was in prison was get a paralegal degree and help people with their appeals. I can imagine Nick doing the same thing in exchange for toilet wine and whatever contraband gets smuggled in through someone's ass.
 
The funniest part is how textbook addict this is. Nick thinks he’s special, but he’s just a garden variety drunk who believes he’s the exception to all of the truths about addicts.

You mean kinda like Nick confused being at the right time, at the right place and hosting a varied panel of entertaining lawyers, with a public love for Nick Rekieta: Social media expert and extraordinarily talented entertainer?

A narc ego is a helluva drug.
 
And considering what they do even when there are legal penalties, imagine what these freaks would do if the lolbert dream came true and all the laws against their evil shit were repealed.
It would be a hellscape. I appreciate freedom as much as the next American, but there are limits.

I used to think libertarianism was cool. Then I grew the fuck up. It's a ideology that mainly appeals to people that have the mentality of a teenager.

There's no way Nick could have done the steps unless he was attempting a speed run and if he was then he didn't really do them .
We know he didn't do the steps because he couldn't get past step 1.

He doesn't even consider himself a recovering addict. He said he didn't belong in an addiction recovery program, and mocked the people that were there.
 
One thing he did while he was in prison was get a paralegal degree and help people with their appeals. I can imagine Nick doing the same thing in exchange for toilet wine and whatever contraband gets smuggled in through someone's ass.
Even "jailhouse lawyers" need to be competent and get good results, or at least do a good job with a bad case.

Balldo would absolutely fuck up someone's case and get them sent up the river and they'd stomp him to death in the yard.

Larry Lawton is a better lawyer than Nick and isn't even a lawyer.
 
One thing he did while he was in prison was get a paralegal degree and help people with their appeals. I can imagine Nick doing the same thing in exchange for toilet wine and whatever contraband gets smuggled in through someone's ass.
I can also imagine Nick getting his ass beat and hiding in his cell 24/7, because he told Jerome that he could totally get him off: “Trust me bro! I’m a lawyer!” instead of “Chances of success are small, but it won’t hurt to file!”
 
I don't know if there's a one-size-fits-all answer to this question, but I have noticed many of the Balldoguards he's got left are hardcore lolbertarians with shady pasts.
The problem is there's this group of other people, many of whom are in the other category of lolberts. Those are the ones who don't want laws because laws tell them not to do the absolutely evil shit they would otherwise get up to, and they often have shady pasts, since being low-functioning sociopaths, they have incredibly poor impulse control and do whatever shady shit comes into their tiny little minds.
Ultimately, the remaining Balldoguards continue their endorsement of Nick's behavior so that they can justify their own shitty behavior to themselves. Same with the people who still stick around to paypig Ralph. For as much people talk about political ideology as some sort of intellectual exercise, the vast majority of people take a "What Political Viewpoint Benefits Me the Most / Feels the Most Right" perspective and then retroactively justify it.

The people who still side with Nick, whether for emotional, political, or sentimental reasons are cut from the same cloth as Nick himself and excusing Nick excuses themselves. Regular lolberts would be turned off by Nick's antics because even though Nick's crimes really have no consistent squaring with their political ideology, most libertarians would intuitively be put-off by Nick's total flouting of social and moral norms. Hence, only the real shitbag Lolberts remain nowadays. The people who want Nick to be forgiven because they want that same forgiveness for themselves.

I used to think libertarianism was cool. Then I grew the fuck up. It's a ideology that mainly appeals to people that have the mentality of a teenager.
Deeply uncurious people who have no desire to understand the sophisticated system that keeps their lives relatively safe and happy, yet want to tear it all down anyways because sometimes it tells them that they have to do something they don't like.
 
I can also imagine Nick getting his ass beat and hiding in his cell 24/7, because he told Jerome that he could totally get him off: “Trust me bro! I’m a lawyer!” instead of “Chances of success are small, but it won’t hurt to file!”
At the tard tier he's operating on, it isn't just that he'd fail to pull off the impossible, it's that he'd actively make the case even worse for the appellant.
 
Gee I dunno!

Who indeed? The homewrecking hussy monkey branching her way on to an addicts dick?

Or the desperately sad housewife, who after a decade of disappointment and getting beat down by the narc husband who’s too busy for her, finds a moments of love in the arms of Fapc eh, some man.
Honestly cheering for you and her to make it you sick depraved man
 
Kayla: Nick, I want to engage in degenerate swinger sex.
Nick: Okay!
I think it was more like:
Nick: We'll engage in some degenerate swinging, dear.
Kayla: OK, Nick.
Nick: It was your idea and I reluctantly agreed.
Kayla: Thank you for agreeing, Nick.
[Kayla goes away, takes a pill and explores the final frontier]
 
There's no way Nick could have done the steps unless he was attempting a speed run and if he was then he didn't really do them .
Nick did speed run his court appointed AA (or whatever) meetings, he bragged on stream about doing three a week instead of one so he would get it over with quicker. Most likely so he could go straight back to drinking and drugs.
 
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The faggy skelly that goes to chiropractors, sends his own fucking children to chiropractors and thinks CBD quack oil does anything is here to announce that a METABOLITE, a product of METABOLISM is produced OUTSIDE of the human body.
Even if you know nothing about biochemistry, you can infer from the name of this type of molecules that it's a byproduct of something that happens inside the human body.

Fucking retard. I'd love to see him use this as a defence.
>Your honour, it metabolises outside of the human body
>Judge with 12+ years of experience in biochemistry: it... what?
I hope the judge sentences him to redo primary school, but then that's irresponsible knowing his proclivities towards "jokes" sexualising children and associates like Patrick Alan Melton (M.A.P.). He'll probably call Stacey a cupholder and get shoved into the lockers again.
 
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