DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
He has an amount of followers well above what has been gifted so far, after that I truly don't know what would happen.

Also, he's not eye-fucking chat as hard and is making the noises clowns do when they are born, so he 100% already got money behind the scenes and is just fishing for adam to donate, classic.

E:

It's not a good state of affairs when you start to predict the future in the vortex, is it?
It's always something to behold when Adam drops his Aussie bucks, as both DSP's and DarkDave's chat erupts in telling Adam he didn't donate enough to hit the goal, only for a pause and another sum of money to come in to smooth out the exchange rate that DSP seemingly always wants to punch into a calculator.
 
Adam, DarkSydePimp, Rend, and IronChefSakai are funding Phil's entire career right now. He doesn't even try to hide it either, yesterday he said "I'm worried about the streak guys, I don't see any of the regulars in chat today!"

Funny how Phil says the trolls are no-life losers when his paypigs spend hundreds every day just to keep his dumb streak alive. Who's the real no-life losers in that scenario, Phil? 🤔
 
Adam, DarkSydePimp, Rend, and IronChefSakai are funding Phil's entire career right now. He doesn't even try to hide it either, yesterday he said "I'm worried about the streak guys, I don't see any of the regulars in chat today!"

Funny how Phil says the trolls are no-life losers when his paypigs spend hundreds every day just to keep his dumb streak alive. Who's the real no-life losers in that scenario, Phil? 🤔
The paypigs are the worst trolls, they convince him of his delusions and have made him the hermit that he his. Phil needs a lot of psychological intervention in order to be a functioning member of society, but for as long as his money comes from these freaks, it’s never going to happen.
 
"uhhhh DEBUNKED fucking trolls I have over 1000 subs on Kick! the support has been amazing! ok so we are only 1/3rd the way to the goal and there is only 1 more hour left in the stream so please support!"

He better pray politics works or the 3 kick retards left get 2nd jobs.
 
In most of his prestream rants he has on rotation lately he's gone on about how he's got a newfound resurgence and popularity. You can look down at the views when he says this and he's always saying it to a couple hundred on YT and tens on Kick every single time. It's master level gaslighting on master level dents.
Resurgence and popularity just means he's making a bunch of money consistently thanks to a couple of whales. If he was only getting 10 views for his streams and videos but still somehow getting 300 dollars a stream he'd be saying the same thing.
 
Resurgence and popularity just means he's making a bunch of money consistently thanks to a couple of whales. If he was only getting 10 views for his streams and videos but still somehow getting 300 dollars a stream he'd be saying the same thing.
I mean, he's already coping with the low views by saying that people on restreams are also his viewers, so ACKSHULLY he has LITERALLY thousands of people watching him every day. Which, in fairness, is true, but they are watching him to make fun of him.

It won't be long until he switches his narrative to "ackshully my detractors are all actually my fans, otherwise they wouldn't watch me ackackackackack". Phil will always win in his head, no matter how much he has to twist reality, he's never taken an L. He always makes his own game with its own rules and if he's losing, he changes the rule so he wins the game he himself made and then gloats that he's won.

Remember how early this year he said he was living his best life, he was happy and successful? Well, that was a lie, turns out in early 2024 he was always stressed and unhappy, worried about the future, but NOW he's actually happy and successful and everyone likes him, unlike all those other times he said he was happy. That was a lie and so what if he lied? NOW he's telling the truth and you have no reason to doubt him because THIS TIME he's being honest.
 
"uhhhh DEBUNKED fucking trolls I have over 1000 subs on Kick! the support has been amazing! ok so we are only 1/3rd the way to the goal and there is only 1 more hour left in the stream so please support!"

He better pray politics works or the 3 kick retards left get 2nd jobs.
1000 subs from around 50 people. This is what organic growth looks like.

"Only 50/100 founder's badgers left. Better hurry and subscribe before they're all gone."
 
Really bugs me how fucking terrible he is at this game. And with that the audacity he has to expect the goal being met. SBMM is this fucks best friend

adamdbz had to fucking support 3 different times in a row to get the goal hit :story: :story: :story: very organic and not totally dead stream btw
Several ppl got banned on kick for calling this out in advance
 
DSP modding a game: Not reading instructions (of course); downloading the wrong files and dropping them in the wrong place; clicking on some icon he likes for some reason; game refuses to start; blames chat for half an hour for not telling him what to do; uninstalls.

There's times I definitely do the same thing when I'm trying something way beyond my skill level/ability. Though sadly I do not have a live audience to blame. And I usually don't bother uninstalling because I'm not a gypsy and have plenty of drive space lol.
 
i'd rather watch him play bugsnaxVR.
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