Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TexOffender]

from whiskey drinking lawyer to coke snorting lawyer then crime committing lawyer. it cant get worse than this right?

Prison bitch lawyer arc is coming.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity

He could have been writing about Balldo. The blood-dimmed tide of vaginal bleeding, the ceremony of innnocence drowned in whiskey. The intensity is chemically-assisted but I’ll give it to him

What rough trade minces toward his kitchen to stream?

You forgot the good part, that we are at the beginning of the revelations.
Only instead of a man headed lion in the desert, it's a shriveled up hedonism demon in the forests of Spicer, MN. and all around him the tide of retards, BPD whores and pedophiles spew forth, hungry to claim the world.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

*Sodom

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Please everyone remember that all of this drama was kickstarted by Montegraph politely asking Nick to take down or put a disclaimer on the Metokur video where Monty is called a pedo. Nick could have likely delayed his downfall by maybe a couple years had he not burned so much money hiring Randazza and the fact that Randazza barely lost the appeal (that wouldn’t have mattered).

I believe we get a hearing for Montegraph at the end of the month where Montegraph/ Steve Quest and David Schneider (a local lawyer who Nick hates) will get to deliver unto Rekieta another felting. The Wednesday before Thanksgiving is the scheduling conference and I hope Rekieta is dumb enough to try to fight everything.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Going through the election night cooking stream where Nick was periodically fighting his camera.

Somehow my overtired brain imagined this the whole time:

Spoiler: Source Material

Family Guy: Brian Goes to College

I should really get some rest...

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Rekieta has graduated from "Terrain Alert PULL UP" to this:

 

[anionfarflung]

So Nick was a virgin, dork, nerd who got the hot slut with his families money. She was likely run through. He reveled in being the nerd with the "hot girlfriend" while fingering his warhammer toys and watching people like EVS drool on her. I bet he liked to have people drool over her and her flirt. It made him feel like he had something valuable. Then the day came when he found out she was actually fucking a neighbor. So yes, he liked her being exhibitionist to make him feel desired but his ego was utterly demolished when she sealed the deal and all of this abuse is about him getting every dark wish he ever wanted.

I think you stumbled upon something when you combine all this together.

Kayla didn't cheat on Nick with a neighbor or whatever.
She lied about her sexual history from the beginning, and came clean on that dies horribilis.

And it was a lot more extensive than he had ever imagined.

Edit:
It was like this when he found out.

 

[AnOminous]

Kayla didn't cheat on Nick with a neighbor or whatever.
She lied about her sexual history from the beginning, and came clean on that dies horribilis.

Kayla never encountered a single cock of any color that didn't immediately go into her pussy, her mouth, or her asshole.

Nick's worst day was finding out he'd been a cuck his entire life and most of his kids aren't even his.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Hmmm? The thread died... /pokes thread with a stick

This thread normally moves page a second. What Happened? Is Nick in a booze and cocaine fueled coma?

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

https://x.com/Crackieta/status/1856417903697854913

responding to BBN posting the above april says

https://x.com/April_Law1111/status/1856434565163704677

This is peak cargo culting. April the fetus-with-fetal-alcohol-syndrome-mind is trying her damndest to pull a crackets "nuh uh technically", but to spell it out for even the most out of it in this thread: referring to someone in a marriage with nick.
....
....
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that... obviously. so. so so. OBVIOUSLY. narrows it down. she thinks just not saying a name but literally only one person would fit the description is somehow crackets level maneuvering?

even nick is fucking retarded, for the associations with pedophiles and juju the cow dick "dax herrera" masterson, vito the pedophile, ethan ralph the deadbeat coward pig, the sexually harassing kids and uploading stolen credit card info melton absolute retard, and so so much else.

But again. you don't really expect someone to mint salad or chris' paid companion cabbage out.

april is so astronomically, comically, amazingly dumb. minnesota six, crackwhore, meth addict.

and nick can't get her out of his mind and is destroying his life over this.

i'm sorry. i'm getting more used to how degenerate nick is. but that big brain would be so absolutely life-hatingly retarded to choose to be around april. that is astounding to me. i am mystified.

HOW MANY WIVES HAS NICK HAD APRIL. YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING IMBECILE. holy fuck actually makes me mati.
she really needs to reach the turning tricks for meth pinnacle of her pitiful life.

Talking about metabolites, scientist Nick
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under any circumstance does the sentence 'it metabolizes outside the body' make sense?

No, that sentence doesn't make sense in a strict biological or chemical context. Metabolism refers to the biochemical processes that occur within an organism to convert substances into energy or building blocks, involving enzymes and pathways specific to living cells. For a substance to "metabolize," it must be inside a living organism or at least within a controlled environment that simulates cellular conditions. Outside the body, chemical reactions might occur, but these aren’t classified as metabolism.

Felted by the 80 IQ chatbot. Suffer crackets.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine being Nick's kids, and when every other kid pulls the "your mother is a whore" insult, they know it's true, their mother actually IS a complete, total whore. And it's on the Internet for everyone in the world to see.

And their cokehead cuck dad thinks it's weird and funny.

And that very same cokehead cuck dad is shoving a plate of dog vomit at them and forcing them to eat it.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

Hmmm? The thread died... /pokes thread with a stick

This thread normally moves page a second. What Happened? Is Nick in a booze and cocaine fueled coma?

april blocked a lot of the dabbleverse alogs. also her crackets-level intellect to post multiple pictures placing her in the second house, and endangering the trust fund if nick's father gets any of the latest info, kind of shocked them out of it for a bit

edit to add: oh also the deafening silence of waiting for law enforcement to arrest nick and melton after the insanity of admitting to and posting evidence of federal crimes multiple times.

so aghast at how much of a shitshow it all is it's actually tough to keep up with even huge turning points like that.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

You know I wonder if the whole cheating thing with Kayla was just the Star Trek Online thing and not physically cheating and Nick has gone on to force her through all this crazy shit to prove her love to him or whatever is his reasoning.

If it was some minor thing like that he considers "cheating" and is ruining their lives over it that would be so painfully funny but sad.

 

[thebigdream]

This is peak cargo culting. April the fetus-with-fetal-alcohol-syndrome-mind is trying her damndest to pull a crackets "nuh uh technically", but to spell it out for even the most out of it in this thread: referring to someone in a marriage with nick.

April has really taken to using the "holes in your head" meme, is someone a secret lurker of this thread? Or does Nick cry about it post-coitus?

 

[Warm Lasagna]

Goddamn, I really thought he’d get carted away today after the force came back from Veteran’s day. Oh well. There’s still the rest of the week to look forward to.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

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Yeah, that's cocaethylene which is found among users of both cocaine and liquor.
He's done that already.
>At least my daughter wasn't tested positive for these other metabolites, dorknerd.

"sure my daughter tested positive for cocaine but she didn't test positive for heroin OR meth. nor has she been charged with any murders or white collar crimes even."
father and lawyer of the year

So melton just put this out saying it was a fake drunk bit. So fake confesses to committing federal crimes that are currently being investigated......right.....

"God I hope everyone that watched or saved my streams is dumber than me, including any law enforcement or attorneys general or judges"

I hope when this is played in court they leave in this part and Balldo Crackets can have it seared into what remains of his stupid methhead hole-filled brain:

April has really taken to using the "holes in your head" meme, is someone a secret lurker of this thread? Or does Nick cry about it post-coitus?

i think enough alogs have said it to nick and all she does in that second house is try to get attention from nick on twitter.
(he has to watch it to make sure she's not totally going off the reservation and saying things she shouldn't... except she does and he encourages it and he's an absolute loser really almost ethan ralph levels of dumb)

 

[Vibralldo]

So melton just put this out saying it was a fake drunk bit. So fake confesses to committing federal crimes that are currently being investigated......right.....

We are dealing with some of the worst liars in human history

Tne police should arrest Melton for being so blatant about it

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Goddamn, I really thought he’d get carted away today after the force came back from Veteran’s day. Oh well. There’s still the rest of the week to look forward to.

I expect it will take a few days for them to do their investigation and get their ducks in a row. With all the bullshit back-and-forth between these four, they probably want an air-tight case before they go rounding people up.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Goddamn, I really thought he’d get carted away today after the force came back from Veteran’s day. Oh well. There’s still the rest of the week to look forward to.

The federal magistrate has to be brought up to speed on the entire Saga Crackieta. Including breaks for laughter it’s going to be a few days. Imagine having to read the previous four thousand pages. Without skipping over the shitposting. It’s not happening instantaneously. And AUSAs do not advance their careers (and risk an almost perfect conviction record) by sloppy casework.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I expect it will take a few days for them to do their investigation and get their ducks in a row. With all the bullshit back-and-forth between these four, they probably want an air-tight case before they go rounding people up.

I also think there's cockroaches that we haven't seen yet. Rekieta was getting those drugs from somewhere and he was getting a lot of them. I imagine a small-town police department would be interested in who the fuck is bringing piles of cocaine into their sleepy home.