I think the fanciful concept is one of bob's "in minecraft" vague proclamations which is impossible to do in the literal manner in which it is espoused, therefore he can't get reported over it. I think Bob's less "bullet to the head" and more "starve slowly while being denied the ability to even grow your own food let alone buy it and be denied gainful employment and government gibs" because he's a sadistic bastard like that.
I wonder if he ever kvetches that it was Romney who started Massachusetts's state health care program.
and hippos! Don't forget the hippos.
Hippos may be fauna non grata with Robert after the election though, thanks to Moo-deng.
12Nov#10
None of that changes the fact that the "convicted felon" still won.
I like how Bob truly thinks the price of gas and eggs doesn't matter when picking a candidate. It's the economy stupid.12Nov#26
Your eyes are lying to you. The prices of eggs and gas have always been the same!
Bob would eat the hippos.
Which is Moviebob admitting to being well beyond redemption.[2024.11.12-01]
Irony alert: Moviebob bought into the notion that voting for Führer Hillary would guarantee a jetpack and travel into space. But no... nearly 63,000,000 worthless troglodyes stole the fyuuchaa Bob EARNED...[2024.11.12-02] Machiavellian Bob.
Racist Moviebob is racist.[2024.11.12-03]
And if the red states responsible for only 30% of America's GDP were to completely stop selling goods to those blue states, the blue states not named California are screwed...[2024.11.12-04]
Moviebob, John Oliver, and The Serfs are all full of shit. Commie Harris was neither centrist, nor was she tough on the border.[2024.11.12-05]
'Tis better to be a normie than a Moviebob.[2024.11.12-06]
Only idiots with single-digit IQs would believe either of these to be true.[2024.11.12-07] To be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Dems. Their messages are extremely subtle.
[2024.11.12-08]
Yes, it was out of fear out of foreign invaders squatting in our cities.[2024.11.12-10]
And humanity can be thankful for that.
@LardassD wins one Internet.[2024.11.12-13] Marxist pipe dream.
Megan McArdle: "The 'would you like to agree with me, or would you like me to call you a bigot...?"[2024.11.12-15] Taylor Lorenz.
One becomes a Democrat by taking the news at face value. Non-Democrats--be they ex-Dems or having never been Dems--have donned the shades and know what messages news' actual messages: "Conform"; "obey"; "submit"; "no ideas"; "surrender"; "stay asleep"; "doubt humanity"; "honor apathy"; "do not question authority"; "no independent thought".[2024.11.12-16] One becomes a Democrat by subjecting oneself to daily brainwashing.
Uh... W...H...A...T...?
Moviebob: "I simply feel as emboldened of my own superiority to the inferior [...] men of the past as I do the many inferior men [...] of the present."
And building houses. And hunting for food....
One less government department means one less vulture hovering around the American citizen.[2024.11.12-21]
Eliminating the Department of Education is a good thing.
Lofty ambition, but one that I can fully support.
And we all know how Moviebob treats those who prat...
I'd figure Moviebob is a transhuman. We know Moviebob's a transthinker.[2024.11.12-24]
I can't see Bobby's health care being "threatened by repeal" -- Unless his "chronic pre-existing condition" happens to be transsexualism.
Moviebob: "It was about my immortal consciousness being uploaded into a computer being able to talk to extraterrestreal life."[2024.11.12-25]
Same pandits: How can it be inflation when Bidenomics has been so successful?
How do Democrats plan to shrink food costs? By printing the same prices in smaller fonts![2024.11.12-26] Your eyes are lying to you. The prices of eggs and gas have always been the same!
Domo arigatou gozaimasu.
Sung to Janis Joplin's "Me & Bobby McGee":
"Moviebob", synonymous with "there's no IQ in use"...Apathy toward political opposition is a more effective weapon that spite. People can embrace the spite; they cannot thrive with apathy.[2024.11.12-30]
If the Dems are addicted to losing, well, that's fine by me.
Broken clocks...[2024.11.12-31] Another thing the Dems cannot let go of is talking to The Deplorables as if they were children.
Did Bobby read Trump's mind? Because I swear this is exactly what Trump envisions.
Extreme doubt. There's no imperical data provided here.[2024.11.12-32]
Doubt.
One state run by Gavin Newsom is bad enough. Fifty states run by Gavin Newsome is ab absolute nightmare. (Maybe not as horrifying as an illliterate skank like Commie Harris, but a nightmare just the same. I should know; I currently live in CA.)[2024.11.12-33]
Have you ever stopped to look at the actual bill of sale? The reason fast-food delivery services like DoorDash, Postmates, GrubHub, UberEats, et.al. are expensive is because they add services charges, delivery charges, and a voluntary gratuities. You're basically paying more money for the convenience than you would driving/walking/bicycling/bussing there yourself.[2024.11.12-34]
Tactics. Targets.[2024.11.12-35]
If the woman hasn't called the cops, it did not happen.
Simple: They name their child Robert Lewis Chipman.[2024.11.12-36]
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Not cool, Positron. Coopers worldwide are gonna be pissed when they discover you've been comparing their products to Moviebob's production quality....needed a college degree to operate Photoshop. And like the trust-fund kiddies in Harvard and Oxbridge, he needed the "network" because Massachusetts did not have the "infrastructure" for the entertainment industry.
Back at the 00s it was easy to pirate a copy of Adobe shit and learn the ropes yourself. And today's freeware is completely adequate for the bottom-barrel production values of Bobby's videos.
Correct.
No. The "stolen" land will be given to old-world megafauna (last screenshot) to fulfil Bobby's dream of Jurassic Park.
Moo-deng is a pygmy hippo. I doubt Bobby was ever interested in the species.
Gaslighting at its finest. First the radical far commie left teaches generations of children they are bad for being white (and I KNOW some lefties personally who express white guilt/are ashamed of being white) and guilty of some unforgivable sin that is also unpardonable that was committed ages before they were even born, then when the centrists and those to the right of that start pushing back against it, the Lefties move the fucking goalposts A-FUCKING-GAIN and claim it's the rightoids, not the Left, that wallows in perpetual White Guilt.
he's the one who wants the immortal robot body with the mario-shka brain by which he can bing-bing-wahoo forever.
Despite what Star Trek has told you, Bob, there's no way an immortal consciousness can be uploaded into a machine. And if Bob believes there is no Sky Daddy, why does he believe his consciousness is immortal? Wouldn't it just end when his life ends, as the Atheist 101's tell us?
Smaller packages - shrinkflation!
"Stolen" from WHOM, Bob? Megafauna aren't persons and can't own land.
Even if Moviebob's eternal soul were to be uploaded to a computer, it wouldn't take long. Hell, even the original 40-kilobyte Super Mario Bros. easily takes up more space on a hard drive than Moviebob's eternal consciousness multiple times over.
Conjecture on my part: I think Moviebob's eternal consciousness will exist long after Moviebob's one-way trip to Hell because practically everything posted on the Internet will likely last forever (assuming the technology used isn't compltely destroyed). The problem Moviebob faces--and will likely never realize it--is that anyone who reads even a tiny fraction of Moviebob's writings since 2015 will be horrified, ultimately seeing Bob's eternal soul as a computer-destroying virus to be eradicated, not as an operating system that provides the necessary software functionality.
And the moment Führer Hillary lost, I was singing "Ding, Dong! The Witch Is Dead!"
Which is exactly why it's impossible to feel sympathy for Moviebob.
What about the memebrs of the LGBTQRSTUV± community who actually voted for for Trump/against Clinton? Or America's black, Latino, Asian, and indigenous population? Or women? You ever think they had a reason not to vote for Hillary? (Of course not; Moviebob's not that smart.)
Funny. I seem to recall many female voters in New York placing their "I voted" stickers on the headstone of suffragist Susan B. Anthony, but I'm pretty sure Susan would have despised Hillary.
Moviebob: "I don't want to believe."
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I am thoroughly convinced that Moviebob's superiyaa fyuuchaa is to literally turn America into the reincarnation of Nazi Germany.
His reaction was more subdued this time around since he's afraid of getting his Twitter taken away, and getting asspats from his fellow thinkers is one of the few things that gives Bob a fleeting sense of happiness in his miserable life.
Probably only as a snack. An average amount of hippo for a regular sized person, even.
You know its a BS chart, I told a lady that I was currently reading Brick by Brick and she maced me.13Nov#49
Women lie.
Bob doesn't understand that the federal Department of Education is UNNECESSARY. It hasn't improved education one bit since its inception.13Nov#02
Yes. People voted for this. People voted to close the Department of Education. What seems so hard to understand?
Fauxcahontas is running "Appeal to Authority" fallacy.13Nov#03
Pete Hegseth will be the next Secretary of Defense. A&N
You see Fauxcahontas isn't a graceful loser.
absolutely they are. It's "Reining in" not "Reigning in".13Nov#06
Is this person retarded?
That's Man-E-Faces, a Masters of the Universe (He-man) toy by Mattel. In the OG Commercial, a child demonstrated how he went, by twisting the gear on top of its head, from man, to robot, to MONSTER! IDK why Bobby wants to save the drug cartels.
Someone wanna tell me why the US has to keep people that pose a security risk?13Nov#08
Bob clearly has no concept of how evil non-religious can be. Like, communist countries literally gaslighting their citizens, teaching them to lie, steal, cheat, betray, as if it was normal and acceptable. Bobby doesn't know he wouldn't want a world like that. Bobby has no clue what that would be like.13Nov#10
Someone correct me but I don't think Trump announced his Secretary of Health yet.
Hoping some Hollywood Bigwig will swoop down out of the aether and rescue Bob from the toils of Youtube and Xitter to make him their "Big Idea Guy/Screenwriter/Director" is not "Me delivering for ME", Bob.13Nov#18
Some nutter is flinging shit all around because Whorris lost. I only capped the part where Bobby came in.
How's that Simpson's "prediction" going, Bob?13Nov#19a
Musk will be doing some deep cleaning for the Federal government, in what was described as "The Manhattan Project of our time".
Twitter's search function works just fine, what is that jackass even retwatting about? Must be user error or something on their end (the guy bob's retwatting and Bob).
"I'll take Bad Fanfiction for 500 please, Alex"13Nov#20
Bob and Post-Left Watch never had one to begin with.13Nov#22
"Alexa, what is inflation and how is it caused?"
should regale Bob with the explanation provided by Pierre Pollievre: If you have 10 apples and 10 dollars, it's 1 dollar an apple. If you have 10 apples and 20 dollars, it's 2 dollars an apple. This is how inflation works.OF COURSE the (D) open lesbun governor is all about identity politics.
Bob's really fucking dumb. "Broken Windows Policy" is goddamn common sense. Rudy cleaned up New Yawk for the time he was Mayor.
By what metric was that movie bad, Bob? Because it starred Sanic instead of your beloved Mario? As kids' movies go, it actually wasn't terrible. The story was reasonably cohesive, unlike some of Bob's favorites, but then to Bob, internal consistency even in the same work is unimportant and meaningless because This Is Fiction, None of This Ever Happened, Therefore ANYTHING can happen, including and especially Contradictory Things, and that's ackshually GOOD, friendo! Bob is no proper judge of what is "good". Mainly because HIS definition hinges almost solely on the frequency and rapidity of Dopamine hits.13Nov#34
should ask Bob flatout on Twitter, "Bob, is your concept of a Good Movie ONLY about whether it makes you feel good/excited/horny/gives dopamine hits?"I remember Out of This World, Bob. I watched it all the goddamn time. Of course, I'm fucking nearly a decade older than you and legit Gen-X. Hell, I still remember the theme song. I have to wonder how much that show damaged Bob's brain with the whole Space/Soopeeryah Fyootchah nonsense. If Bob wants super-space-alien-but-on-earth obscure shows, he should check out The Powers of Matthew Star (currently available early sunday mornings on MeTV - AND it stars Louis Gossett, jr. in an early role prior to Iron Eagle ).13Nov#48
"Whenever you press a button, something awesome has to happen."
