Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[autosarcophagy]

Wow. Andy Cortez of Kinda Funny really loves his DEI cuckoldry fetish.
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if you get reposed by chick with a dick you have already lost.

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

What is with it with leftists and hammers? every time they talk about killing someone theres always someone saying to do it with a hammer. I, why?

Because none of these troons can buy a gun or they'd reflexively shove it in their own mouth.

 

[CircuSphere]

Press X to Doubt

Maybe someone at Rolling Stone realized the mistake they have made and is enforcing a low profile for their new hire? That first article was a tame ass nostalgia piece from what I understand.

She might actually shut up for a minute until she finds her way to being canned again or pulls off a BPD bitch coup.

Edit: Maybe the thread is unaware but apparently another outlet already hired her:

 

[TigerBloodMan69]

Spoiler

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Stupid cunt is ruining Trogdor.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Edit: Maybe the thread is unaware but apparently another outlet already hired her:

The thread is aware. But "writing for Rolling Stones" does not mean its a full time employee position.
They like to use broad language that can mean everything.

Alyssa bitching about pay and eBegging for Twitch and Patreon subscribers suggests she has money trouble, which could indicate its a Freelance position that does not pay well.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Alyssa thinks she's the Lean Beef Patty of gamejourno twitter

She and LBP have a lot in common: they're both mid as fuck with an army of simps ready to defend them and neither can bench 225.

Business idea Alyssa, charge people 100$ to hit you in the face while you make that impression.

Just make an OnlyFans. Seriously, we all know that's where this is going. Do shitty softcore non-nude stuff for basic subscribers and charge $100 for single-angle PPV content and you will make tens of dollars Alyssa.

I promise you, it's the best you're going to get.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

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Going right back to ho'ing it up. Wonder if she'll end up being Anissa #2.

Text from the post so it doesn’t have to be unsploilered to save eyes:

the dawn of a new era
New An hour ago

Welcome, my lovelies, to my official Patron! Since leaving my role as Kotaku Senior Editor, I've got several freelance opportunities lined up, but want to continue to freely report on and chat about gaming, media, and internet culture. That's where this Patron comes into play!

I'll publish some short, free pieces on here regularly, and then put some longer-form stuff
behind a paywall to help support myself! I really appreciate you all!

Saw this in a chud vidya telegram group and had to make sure it was here. Hahahah
Back to the streets, indeed

That absolute cuck of a “man” unfortunate enough to be her current succubus-ee gets the Ian jomha experience.

Also ever since clickbait became a thing and all writers are just freelance contractors and usually get paid per article. Just SJW-out some words on current thing and they make some pittance.

All of those super talented and hardworking totally not trannies and bottom-feeding grifters back at kotaku I’m sure are some proud that their boss is still unable to get past her first job and only “steady” job, trying and failing to whore.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

Good writers ask for more money

and as with programmers and code monkeys: the dont work in the video game industry

 

[Racist Parrot]

What is with it with leftists and hammers? every time they talk about killing someone theres always someone saying to do it with a hammer. I, why?

They aren't even strong enough to swing a hammer lol

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Edit: Maybe the thread is unaware but apparently another outlet already hired her:

She may pull some favors to get published here and there, but I doubt she will find full time employment in media again. Google doesn't reward rage bait like it use to. She likely would have made the prudent decision to drop video games to save her "career" but she is stubborn and hates the constant taste of defeat.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Every Wednesday is now Woke Wednesday to Alyssa Mercante.

 

[Firemalzahn]

again both alyssa and smashjt are fags that stalk each other.

 

[Charnel Ground]

Bluesky roundup:

New pfp








lol retard
From the replies:



Alyssa indeed has money problems right now.




Posting a link to her first paywalled Patreon post

 

[Drama Trauma]

Every Wednesday is now Woke Wednesday to Alyssa Mercante.

On one of her first Twitch streams she asked the chat to write out "Trans Right Are Human Rights", so it's noting of the ordinary here, lol.

New pfp

That's one depressed fake smile, if I've ever seen one.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Posting a link to her first paywalled Patreon post

So her Patreon exclusive content is following the OF business model except with ragebait opinions instead of lewds. Great idea, let's see how it works out for her.

 

[Charnel Ground]

First paywalled post has gone into the new "games" collection (archive) adorned with another look at meeeeee pfp.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

this girl is totally opening an onlyfans to own the chuds isnt she?

 

[Super Malario]

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I fucking hate the millennial way of writing shit, Overwatch sucked ass since the beginning but acting like a smug know it all cunt about it is obnoxious.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

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Why is Andy Dick in a onesie?

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Alyssa "Burger King" Mercunte