Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[The Taco Santo!]

I looked back at OP and once upon a time pat said he's not for open borders (and owns five guns, child.) but it seems now he's complaining Trump is gonna turn the military inward and kick all the Mexicans and illegals out and our poor hotel beds will be left unmade.

Wha happen?

Do you think Pat knows how to make a bed or has done so since, maybe, childhood? Maybe he thinks it's a complicated task.

 

[A.P. Hill]

It is Milwaukee. They have road crews removing the snow and in the dead of winter you can still ride a bicycle on the streets most days. A ruststain will have no problem.

Wisconsin DOT are prepared for hundreds of niggers doing burnouts in Hellcats in the dead of winter. Of course they'll have no problem clearing the roads of snow for a fat idiot going 55 in a rustang.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

"dissident republican"?

I was always a conservative republican, child

 

[Judge Holden]

I was always a conservative republican, child

I swear to fucking god if his #resistance paramilitary schtick doesnt even last a fucking week and we get HIPPO RINO fatrick by Thanksgiving I am going to need to take anuddah week break from the thread for my mental health

 

[Summer of George]

Patrick's big sister Patti posted this on Twitter. I'm gigglin' like a schoolgirl over heah

 

[A.P. Hill]

Dissident republican would be more interesting than any of his other paper thin personas. "The six counties will be ours child, you didn't listen to what the Good Friday Agreement said. Wait for the semtex." Though I think even Piggy understands his tiny audience of blue haired retards wouldn't like any kind of Republican, NeverTrump RINO or not.

Piggy Ricky already thinks he's a Republican because he owns a gun and a car. Knowing who his Xitter audience is isn't exactly his strong suit. Then again, thinking isn't his strong suit.

 

[Billy Bong]

1825 pages deep, up to May 1st, 2023 and although there's been a lot of filler, it is a truly addicting arc! So many things have happened!

Shane Nokes, Jackie Singh and hundreds of pages of Torswats speculation. Jackie has unmasked that poor Swedish guy, Dushatar. The Pattiverse is all kinds of crazy. Nokes and Singh got their own threads since the last update, and there was discussion of a Pattiverse (which never came to fruition, yet).


Pat's wife set up a payment plan of $1500 over 3 years to pay Quasi at the debtor's exam that Pat didn't attend. Although it's a ways off yet, people had been predicting Fatso suing the MPD for a long time already.

Dan the Man apparently contacted Torswats (the real one, not the Swede) and got banned from the other forum for airing contacting a criminal. That made the real Torswats join the other forum and made them go dark, which set off a whole thing here about it. WWAWD the secret questions?? No worries, some pests have come over with the tea for archival purposes.

Still, no 'This is why your life is already over stalker, enjoy prison.' It HAS to be coming very soon!

 

[Billy Bong]

I swear to fucking god if his #resistance paramilitary schtick doesnt even last a fucking week and we get HIPPO RINO fatrick by Thanksgiving I am going to need to take anuddah week break from the thread for my mental health

He's going to be all over the place looking for those sweet, sweet updoots until he finds a persona that gets the most attention. Previously, the talking points were firmly printed out for him. Now, he has to think on his feet! Taking a break during this floundering would just be foolish. He just might flounder so much for attention that he gets a real SWATT. You don't want to miss that!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Dan the Man apparently contacted Torswats (the real one, not the Swede) and got banned from the other forum for airing contacting a criminal.

That’s not what happened. Dan invited Torswats to OnA and gave him the answer to the barrier quiz so he could post on the forum. It was hilarious and I remain entertained.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Of course, Rick has an advantage; his porcine folds can conceal a P90 or even an entire battalion of tanks.

Wrong as always stalker child. The paint used to disable them will drip out from the folds.

Now the weird colors might make you think he's medically fat in a bad way but the paint solvent smell will give it away as just paint.

 

[Billy Bong]

That’s not what happened. Dan invited Torswats to OnA and gave him the answer to the barrier quiz so he could post on the forum. It was hilarious and I remain entertained.

So that's how he joined. Thank you for that boss! I was wondering how he got in. Catching up on the Pat lore on this thread has been amazing.
Imagine catching up on all the pest and OnA lore. That would take the rest of my life, easily.

 

[Red Frida]

I swear to fucking god if his #resistance paramilitary schtick doesnt even last a fucking week and we get HIPPO RINO fatrick by Thanksgiving I am going to need to take anuddah week break from the thread for my mental health

This theory could check out because if Pat were smart he'd be looking for any possible offramp from his manic thread posts. Of course the problem with Pat is you have to pick the stupidest option to predict what he will do, and coming up with some way to moderate his recent persona would be too smart for him.
If Nikki had any sense she'd be getting out of that household if Patty keeps this up because he's either:
Delusional and armed
Correct and will eventually have Trump's secret police coming for him

All Nikki wanted was a beard to stop Lynn harassing her about not finding a husband yet, and she's going to be way in over her head if Pat keeps toeing the line on fed posting.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

In case you missed it, Jackie Singh declared (to a Bankruptcy court, lol) that she is pursuing criminal charges against OnA cyberstalkers. Will she do what Patrick could not?

 

[Billy Bong]

Props to whoever recorded the event. She is totally insane. Fatrick chose his allies well!

Spoiler: Jackie's insanity

 

[Markorian]

In case you missed it, Jackie Singh declared (to a Bankruptcy court, lol) that she is pursuing criminal charges against OnA cyberstalkers. Will she do what Patrick could not?

"♪We're doin a sequel♫"

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Piggy Ricky already thinks he's a Republican because he owns a gun and a car. Knowing who his Xitter audience is isn't exactly his strong suit. Then again, thinking isn't his strong suit.

This man can't even fit in a suit.

In case you missed it, Jackie Singh declared (to a Bankruptcy court, lol) that she is pursuing criminal charges against OnA cyberstalkers. Will she do what Patrick could not?

She will shit on the street and do nothing. It'll be another W for Patrick.

 

[SentinentCloud]

i for one cant wait to join pat militia just for the lulz

 

[Tablet County]

i for one cant wait to join pat militia just for the lulz

Remember to bring your own paint balloons.

Props to whoever recorded the event. She is totally insane. Fatrick chose his allies well!

Spoiler: Jackie's insanity

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What the hell are "advanced financial lies?"

 

[whore loving dragon]

i for one cant wait to join pat militia just for the lulz

Fatriots are in control. Trust the plan. Q

 

[Meriasek]

I was always a conservative republican, child

Nooo child, Fatrick has always considered himself a Conservative, but never a Republican.
See, conservatives want to conserve what is good and worthy of conserving, like brown people doing menial labor for low wages, abortions for everyone, and mentally ill children chemically castrating themselves. Also, Mustangs and guns because he's a manly man who's totally not overcompensating.