Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[LonesomeDud]

Man, I love a macadamia nut in milk chocolate, but I wouldn't know where to get one outside of Christmas. You ever notice fat women always know where to get huge portions of everything regardless of the season? They're actually pretty magical. It's crazy.

I mean, not even magical in a good way, arguably more like a monster or witch, but it's still crazy and you have to have mad respect for that. You have to stay on top of those things and go to Google and put time in your day, and that's pretty crazy.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Man, I love a macadamia nut in milk chocolate, but I wouldn't know where to get one outside of Christmas.

Dunno where you shop, but where I shop they're in the baking isle amongst the other nuts that're popularly used in stuff. If you mean chocolate coated macadamia nuts specifically, chocolate coating nuts isn't the hardest thing on the planet.

I love me some good chocolate chip cookies with macadamia nuts in them. Sure, it ramps the caloric content from 120 per cookie to 200, but they're worth it.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Dunno where you shop, but where I shop they're in the baking isle amongst the other nuts that're popularly used in stuff. If you mean chocolate coated macadamia nuts specifically, chocolate coating nuts isn't the hardest thing on the planet.

I love me some good chocolate chip cookies with macadamia nuts in them. Sure, it ramps the caloric content from 120 per cookie to 200, but they're worth it.

I guess I could have done that. The baking aisle and dipping nuts seems a little gay, but you do you.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I know butt plugs are supposed to be a sex thing, but are there any butt plugs Corissa could use to just stopper shut her leaky poop chute?

IIRC they're prescription in the US but you can get Peristeen foam rectal plugs grey market on eBay etc. They're supposed to be part of an entire routine, not a quick fix, for someone who's already dealing with severe incontinence but is staying active. Part of the Peristeen system is a regular cleansing enema, like you give horses an enema before a parade, then they wear the plug during the active part of the day and switch to pads at home.


Then again, you can just buy 'em on eBay, and only thing stopping you from shoving whatever you want up your butt is common sense and being able to reach. I'm sure J would help, though.

There's also the Contix (this shows it inflated, which you do AFTER it goes in ya):


There are a few other options, but they're all pretty similar. Corissa should check her internalized poop-shaming and demand results; the technology is out there!

Adult nappies. As in the non kinky type of adult nappy, worn by adults who struggle with GI disorders/incontinence.

Bro we discussed this eight pages ago:

Like @Clotso Coof says, there's a pad for that:

I do suspect she's not fully incontinent of bowel, though. I would bet you she just has leakage with exercise, which is what those little pads are made for. Full-sized adult briefs are expensive, and they chafe, and the bariatric ones don't scale up well.

Man, I love a macadamia nut in milk chocolate, but I wouldn't know where to get one outside of Christmas.

Hawaii, the big island! The Mauna Loa Macadamia Nut Visitor Center is in Hilo, same as the ukuleles.

Regular grocery stores there have probably 10x the permutations of macadamia nuts we have on the continental US, as does anywhere touristy up to the airport. Chocolate-covered macadamia nuts in bags for snarfing or in presentation boxes in case you promised someone a souvenir but you didn't want to spend more than a minute thinking about it.

Now, Hawaii's kind of expensive. You might want to crowdfund for this, maybe put it out there that you need chocolate-covered macadamia nuts or else you'll kill yourself. If anyone says anything, shame them for trying to shame you about your needs.

 

[Breadbear]

IIRC they're prescription in the US but you can get Peristeen foam rectal plugs grey market on eBay etc

We've gone from ass napkins to ass tampons to

There's also the Contix

Ass blowfish? This one looks like a torture device

 

[Clotso Coof]

Corissa has tons of shitty tattoos. She should get some sort of commemorative ass-leaking tattoo to show the world she's unashamed of her struggles.

like you give horses an enema before a parade,

Wait, what?!

 

[Cuddlebug]

Chocolate-covered macadamia nuts were one of the two things I completely over indulged in when I went to Hawaii a few years ago (the other was pineapple--the pineapples on Kauai were next level, and I wish I was eating one right now). That said, I could only eat a few nuts before my stomach was like "OK, sis, that's enough." Can't imagine eating a pound of them.

I also can't imagine stressing about long walks because of a fear of shitting one's pants. Coco should probably see a doctor, but we all know she'd just cry FaTpHoBiA when they told her to stop stuffing her gullet with junk.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

The majority also don’t regularly monitor their blood sugars so have no idea how different foods change their BGLs, instead relying on medications 100%. In their case following diabetes educator guidelines is likely to cause less grief to them than OMAD. I personally don’t believe in those guidelines, but I understand the need for them when it comes to non-compliant type 2s. There’s not a chance in hell Corrisa is a compliant T2D.

ETA: Corrisa is one of many HAES/ Intuitive eating deathfats whose labs I’d love to get my eyes on, plus their medication regimes.

True. And insurance won't easily prescribe CGMs, which is the best tool ever for a diabetic. It's really hard to hide your head in the sand and claim ignorance when you see almost real-time results on your phone.

There's so little actual education given to a new diabetic. It's because of the Corrisas and Kelly Lensas in the world. Even diabetics who would be willing to do the work aren't told anything about how to do it from their doctors, because the doctors know they are more likely to get a bad review on the survey their bosses bosses require than to get a patient who would listen.

Spoiler: PL example of what I mean

My doctor didn't even tell me there were classes available for education, they gave me a prescription and told me to buy a monitor. They didn't tell me how often to test or what a good number was, or symptoms of hypoglycemia or what ketones in my urine would mean if they showed up. No guidance on nutrition, or a referral to a dietitian, just "watch the carbs".

It's really sad to see medicine become corporate instead of serving the best interests of the patient, which includes hearing hard things from your doctors sometimes.

 

[unwieldy_object]

True. And insurance won't easily prescribe CGMs, which is the best tool ever for a diabetic. It's really hard to hide your head in the sand and claim ignorance when you see almost real-time results on your phone.

There's so little actual education given to a new diabetic. It's because of the Corrisas and Kelly Lensas in the world. Even diabetics who would be willing to do the work aren't told anything about how to do it from their doctors, because the doctors know they are more likely to get a bad review on the survey their bosses bosses require than to get a patient who would listen.

Spoiler: PL example of what I mean

My doctor didn't even tell me there were classes available for education, they gave me a prescription and told me to buy a monitor. They didn't tell me how often to test or what a good number was, or symptoms of hypoglycemia or what ketones in my urine would mean if they showed up. No guidance on nutrition, or a referral to a dietitian, just "watch the carbs".

It's really sad to see medicine become corporate instead of serving the best interests of the patient, which includes hearing hard things from your doctors sometimes.

It's so interesting to see the difference between American health care and for example Sweden.
I have an elderly relative that was just diagnosed with diabetes type 2 and they got tons of information, little booklets, and they have a special nurse to guide them through how to make changes.

 

[keke]

Corrisa is one of many HAES/ Intuitive eating deathfats whose labs I’d love to get my eyes on, plus their medication regimes.

What’s really dark about people like them is the anti-capitalist larp they do alongside it. Companies are evil… except the multi-billion dollar fast food corps that have teams of scientists looking at different ways to trick the brain into over-consuming. It’s not intuitive eating if your brain is being hijacked by the food you eat, unnatural levels of sugar that do not exit in natural food the brain is built for. Babies are born liking the taste of sugar because it’s a good energy source, but they aren’t born liking salt. Guess where they get that? Processed food. Children are trained by fast/processed food companies to seek those kinds of products.

It’s really messed up. But as long as obese people like Corissa can eat a burger and say MMM YUMMY none of that matters and is actually self-love.

 

[Otterly]

Dried fruit will make anyone shit their pants

Yeah that stood out to me - even a small handful of dried fruit is enough to get things moving for most people. It’s a kind of cliche to chop up a couple of prunes on your morning muesli to ‘be regular.’ Eating a whole bagful would kind of liquify a normal person’s bowels. She must know this surely?
Her guts must just be shrieking in horror the whole time. If she just ate plain simple food once or twice a day for a week or two she’d likely fix whatever’s reacting so badly. BRAT diet or whatever they tell you to after you’ve had Noro.
Unless she’s doing scat porn as well as feeder.

 

[Terfatron]

Enough with the serious talk.
Look at that FAT



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[Bees]

It's so interesting to see the difference between American health care and for example Sweden.
I have an elderly relative that was just diagnosed with diabetes type 2 and they got tons of information, little booklets, and they have a special nurse to guide them through how to make changes.

Im sure that was lovely for your grandma but now you have almost as many joggers as we do so gg soft socialist society.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Wait, what?!

I don't know if it's modern practice, but they used to give horses a cleansing enema before parades so they were less likely to poop while they were being majestic, given that horses normally just poop as they go.

 

[Harambe]

I don't know if it's modern practice, but they used to give horses a cleansing enema before parades so they were less likely to poop while they were being majestic, given that horses normally just poop as they go.

One of the greatest minds of history came up with this idea

 

[OttoWest]

Coco’s Hank Hill ass might be the best worst thing in this thread. It’s like the more her ass shrinks, the more her gunt grows. If it weren’t for her copious hip fat, she’d be completely flat back there.

 

[Clotso Coof]

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Imagine buying XXXXXXXXXL panties and deciding you should go with goddamn vegetables for the print. She should buy some fitness-themed panties next, with cute anime girls running on treadmills.

Corissa is too fat for those panties anyway. Notice how the fabric on the top half of the panties is overstretched? That's why the lettuce on the upper half of the panties are distorted shapes and a lighter green than the lettuce on her lower ass.

 

[Cuddlebug]

Coco’s Hank Hill ass might be the best worst thing in this thread. It’s like the more her ass shrinks, the more her gunt grows. If it weren’t for her copious hip fat, she’d be completely flat back there.

From her... *Cough, hack* Underoos video, it looks like her ass has merged into her back, being literally consumed by her back fat. She's reaching her final form.

Imagine buying XXXXXXXXXL panties and deciding you should go with goddamn vegetables for the print. She should buy some fitness-themed panties next, with cute anime girls running on treadmills.

Corissa is too fat for those panties anyway. Notice how the fabric on the top half of the panties is overstretched? That's why the lettuce on the upper half of the panties are distorted shapes and a lighter green than the lettuce on her lower ass.

I imagine the veggie print is part of her phony bolony country girl vibe. Ironically, that's probably the closest her colon's been to vegetables in years.

Also those underpants are massive. I can't imagine how long it would take to properly do the laundry for these two.

 

[Otterly]

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I like fun prints on knickers and I like cotton so I often make my own, it’s a good way to use up leftovers from other projects. It strikes me looking at this that for a deathfat you’d want the front of the piece to be higher rising than the back, simply because of the gunt dragging it down while the bum is generally flatter.
This is why you can’t just size up in patterns, the whole shape of the body changes in unexpected ways.
I wonder how much fabric one pair uses? It has to be (let’s seee…. 60in waist is 152cm, most cotton elastane fabric is 150max wide with selvedges so you’re going to have to stack those pattern pieces vertically or stagger them at least 35 cm offset.,) . I reckon you’d need 0.75m of fabric for one pair. For multiple pairs you could probably drop that down a bit as you’d find ways to squeeze bits like gussets into off its but those are BIG pieces. You could also cut the back in halves (I’m even seeing Sloggi do this now, the cheap bastards) but in someone so large that’s a seam with a lot of strain and chafe risk.
A regular sized (8-16 uk) gal can get maybe 4- 8 pairs of knickers out of a metre of fabric, depending on how high you want the rise to be.
End of sewing spergery.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Enough with the serious talk.
Look at that FAT

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No zoom! Oh god WHY IS HER GUT SHAPED LIKE THAT?