"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Jotch]

At this point we are at a historical crossroads:
Either Donald Trump publicly posts "I HATE CHEDDAR #CHEDDARGATE" within the next few months, or he doesn't.
There are unfathomable differences between these two realities within four year's time.

 

[The President of Nintendo]

This is the song from the Nick Rekeita video. It's an alternate verson of the song "Palace of Lust" from the Persona 5 soundtrack.

In the game, you can enter the mind of a person and their subconscious manifest as the games dungeon's. The part of the game this song is from is at the beginning when you enter the mind of the high-school gym teacher/volleyball coach who is a sex pest. So the song is a really great choice for more than just the title.

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

that is a cheddar.

dude do americans not understand that there are fucking cheeses besides cheddar? fucking CHRIST

Yeah. Mozzarella.

 

[demicolon]

"What a horrible night to have a curse"

I like you

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

dude do americans not understand that there are fucking cheeses besides cheddar? fucking CHRIST

Well of course we do, there is...

• Orange cheddar
• White cheddar
• Yellow cheddar
• Orangish-yellow cheddar
• Cheddar in a can
• Pizza cheddar
• Liquid cheddar
• Green cheddar (cha-ching)
• Cheddar with holes
• String Cheddar

See, we know many cheeses!

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Well of course we do, there is...

• Orange cheddar
• White cheddar
• Yellow cheddar
• Orangish-yellow cheddar
• Cheddar in a can
• Pizza cheddar
• Liquid cheddar
• Green cheddar (cha-ching)
• Cheddar with holes
• String Cheddar

See, we know many cheeses!

Wait, what kind of cheese is string cheese that you get in the individual wrapped plastic packages? Is that white cheddar?

 

[DavidS877]

At this point we are at a historical crossroads:
Either Donald Trump publicly posts "I HATE CHEDDAR #CHEDDARGATE" within the next few months, or he doesn't.
There are unfathomable differences between these two realities within four year's time.

The butterfly cheddar effect.

Wait, what kind of cheese is string cheese that you get in the individual wrapped plastic packages? Is that white cheddar?

In the rest of the world it's mozzarella. AKA US "white string cheddar".

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Well of course we do, there is...

• Orange cheddar
• White cheddar
• Yellow cheddar
• Orangish-yellow cheddar
• Cheddar in a can
• Pizza cheddar
• Liquid cheddar
• Green cheddar (cha-ching)
• Cheddar with holes
• String Cheddar

See, we know many cheeses!

Don't forget pepper-cheddar! It pairs well with our many fine meats, like bologna, bologna with olives or even bologna with cheddar if you're feeling fancy.

 

[NSA]

Null is just confused because he lived in Florida. I was in Florida last month and there is no cheese down there, possibly due to crocodiles. Plus they have no basements so where would they even store it? Above ground? Disgusting.

 

[Sneeds]

 

[CryptoHermit]

Null is just confused because he lived in Florida. I was in Florida last month and there is no cheese down there, possibly due to crocodiles. Plus they have no basements so where would they even store it? Above ground? Disgusting.

People in Flo'Rida could only make cheese that's already putrefied from the humid weather. Embrace his TRAD Sicilian heritage and learn to love the maggot cheese of the Sicilian/Sardinian highlands, Casu martzu. The decomposition adds a unique flavour according to brainrotted folk.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_martzu

Spoiler: YIKES

 

[ForTheHoard]

Fuck these grocery store cheeses. Washington State University has a creamery that's run by student slave labor and they make some of the most amazing cheeses I've ever had. They're sometimes hard to get ahold of, but I've been gifted a couple wheels and they're heavenly. Cougar Gold has little crystals in it that burst with flavor as they dissolve on your tongue. It's S+ tier stuff.

https://creamery.wsu.edu/cougar-cheese/

 

[daniel day]

that is a cheddar.

dude do americans not understand that there are fucking cheeses besides cheddar? fucking CHRIST

Israel has gotten its hooks in too deep, whether it be metaphorical cheddar or literal cheddar, we got dem monies and dat cheeeese on our mind.

 

[demicolon]

Did you ate Limburger cheese though? If yes, did you like it?

 

[Dicksmash Turbofist]

Which password manager do you recommend for the average retard?

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

that is a cheddar.
dude do americans not understand that there are fucking cheeses besides cheddar? fucking CHRIST

Null, after spending time in Istanbul this week eating tons of different cheeses (and eating different pizza every night because its convenient), I understand and sympathize with your position and hatred of the American cheese scene and the overall abysmal state of American food. Theres local bakery near where I am staying and the bread is better than anything Ive ever found in a Whole Foods or Publix. I will say the hotel Im staying at is 5 stars, yet they don't offer any grilled cheese sandwiches. I would love nothing more than a good tomato soup with a Gruyère grilled cheese on sourdough while browsing the Farms, but such is life.

Also, there are many kebab shops around here and they all have good wifi.

 

[Null]

buy haloumi cheese in turkey. i call it squeaky cheese. iirc the word haloumi literally means squeaky. you'll never find it in the us and you will hate me.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Don't forget pepper-cheddar! It pairs well with our many fine meats, like bologna, bologna with olives or even bologna with cheddar if you're feeling fancy.

There's also nacho-cheddar. For delicious nachos!

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

buy haloumi cheese in turkey. i call it squeaky cheese. iirc the word haloumi literally means squeaky. you'll never find it in the us and you will hate me.

"In the United States, Halloumi is a registered trademark owned by the government of Cyprus, while in the UK it is owned by the Foundation for the Protection of the Traditional Cheese of Cyprus named Halloumi."

lol it's champagne cheese!

wisconsin has it https://www.wisconsincheesemart.com/products/halloumi-grilling-cheese

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I've been trying to introduce the farms and MATI to more normie adjecent friends and I've found that referring to it as just a gossip website where people are actually allowed to speak their mind to be the most accurate and harmless way to describe the site, I even managed to get a friend of mine who is a very succesful mining executive in his mid 30s into the MATI after having a chat about how insane the deplatforming attempts were during #dropkiwifarms.

I think the normalization of the farms as just as site to read about people like Xitter or even Facebook instead of the Internet hate machine is getting more widespread and I'm convinced everyone can pitch in just a bit.

My man just looks at me deviously smiling at my computer and says "Stop shitposting on Kiwiforum, you're supposed to be doing homework."
It's just the trannies running those places, literally nobody actually gives a fuck it's just moderation that cracks down on talking about this place.