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Which password manager do you recommend for the average retard?
I use KeePass. Doesn't require payment and it's entirely local. I'm a little wary of password managers that are online only, and I backup my KeePass Database to an external hardrive everytime I add a new password. It's a little more time consuming, I imagine, then using something like NordPass, but it being local makes me feel more secure I guess.
 
You are alpha, so I will share my knowledge:
Try Göbek, it's the best Rakı you can find easily in stores like Migros. Also try Bomonti beer, it dates back to Ottoman times. Liquor stores here are called Tekel.
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And if you can find one, try a mom and pops restaurant (ev yemeği) that local laborers go to and order some quality food for insane cheap (for foreigners) prices. It is the ultimate way of experiencing real Turkish cousine. Hasanpaşa köfte is the ultime comfyslop. With some soup and beans/lentils and yogurt, I wouldn't have anything else in the world.
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What is the Turkish fascination with yogurt? Where I am it's exclusively an after-dinner dessert food, excepting breakfast along with fruit or cereals. I'd like to know what we're missing.
 
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Found this really funny. I think the tweet was deleted because I can't find it anymore.
 
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What is the Turkish fascination with yogurt? Where I am it's exclusively an after-dinner dessert food, excepting breakfast along with fruit or cereals. I'd like to know what we're missing.
It's sour and tangy, washes out spicy tastes really well and is healthy as long as you don't add sugar to it. Mixed buffalo yogurt is top. Perfect food for migrating chinky nomads looking to conquer the city of the worlds desire.
 
Tax collectors were seen as betrayers
Its a lot simpler than this, tax collectors were universally hated for all of history and in fact roman tax collectors tended not to be paid a particularly high salary because it was understood they would skim off the top regardless, and indeed usually lived very affluent lives because they were universally thieves.
 
buy haloumi cheese in turkey. i call it squeaky cheese. iirc the word haloumi literally means squeaky. you'll never find it in the us and you will hate me.
Oh man halloumi is amazing. It's stocked in all major supermarkets here in Australia, even Aldi has it. Hopefully when you return the cheese situation in the US isn't so grim that you are denied halloumi.
 
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Tax collectors were seen as betrayers who were siphoning the wealth and resources of the Jewish people, giving it to invaders, and profiting themselves from it. It wasn't like today where the IRS is a faceless monster that you, in most cases, barely notice as your money is taken automatically out of your check and you mail them a check once or a few times a year. These people knocked on your door to do a face to face government shake down and if you didn't make them happy now you have to worry about the Legionaries coming to kick down your door.
Just to add onto this but Roman tax collectors weren't actually part of the state, the Roman Governor of the Province would have people/agencies bid on becoming tax collectors for the lowest rate, and the had no oversight from the government if they brought in their assigned amount, so abuse was rampant.
 
Classified US government files have been leaked and ALIUMS ARE REAL. These documents have been released by congresswoman Nancy Mace detailing the shapes, sizes, and behaviors of Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena collected by US intelligence sources and sent to the IMMACULATE CONSTELLATION Pentagon program, as discussed in Congress on Wednesday.
Here is an example of the kind of UAP recorded in this document. This is absolutely for certain a real alium and not birdshit on an infrared sensor.
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People in Flo'Rida could only make cheese that's already putrefied from the humid weather. Embrace his TRAD Sicilian heritage and learn to love the maggot cheese of the Sicilian/Sardinian highlands, Casu martzu. The decomposition adds a unique flavour according to brainrotted folk.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_martzu
No joke, since it's illegal to sell as correctly stated in the Wiki, in the summer there are local producers stalking around the beaches in Sardegna like drug dealers going "Psst, hey kid, you not a cop are you? Want to try something POWERFUL?" trying to sell It to tourists from the trunk of a 1980 FIAT Panda.
 
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buy haloumi cheese in turkey. i call it squeaky cheese. iirc the word haloumi literally means squeaky. you'll never find it in the us and you will hate me.
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I bet this little guy is talking about cheese:
Funny you mention Raki, I did some research today and picked up a bottle of some special aged Raki. Im picking more tomorrow and comparing them all once I get home to share with friends. Apparently it turns white if you mix it with water. They call it "lions milk."
just like Pernod!
Забайкальского края
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Indeed, the original file posted is named only the flag of the Sretensky district, within Zabaykalsky Krai, Russia. the

Srétensk flag​

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omits the manual, a.k.a. Pallas's cat, [look at that RANGE]
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and the flag of Zabaykalsky Krai has no cats at all.
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I just wanted to know what those ovals were, and Copilot pointed me to:
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