Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Grotesque Bushes]

How exactly do you "deprive" an adult woman with freedom of action and movement of internet access for 6 months? Oh right! Somebody else is refusing to pay for it for her.

When Nick was 18 April was just SEVEN YEARS OLD! She's a vulnerable 29 year old girl abused by an older man! You creep!

 

[Tablet County]

April wants to start a podcast, huh? From the sounds of her situation she'll need a new computer, a microphone, a camera, maybe some nice lighting and audio equipment if she wants to be really professional about it. She might even want to put a little set together so it looks nice. Sounds expensive. I bet $6000 or so would come in really handy for that startup.

Nah, she should film it from her phone in classic PPP style.

 

[MySonDavid]

Nah, she should film it from her phone in classic PPP style.

And show starfish while she's at it.

 

[Stiffy]

Just as a reminder, Chris Benoit abandoned his wife and two children to cuck his then-boss (wrestler Kevin Sullivan) and steal his wife (Nancy). Sullivan himself, as Benoit's boss, arranged the wrestling story which partnered his wife & benoit in wrestling matches against him. Benoit also had holes in his brain from concussions.

To fully follow the Benoit path, Nick's next steps would be to marry April, have a child with her and try to turn April into a stay at home mom.

Benoit also murdered his wife and kid then hung himself after. Nick can murder Kayla or April, but he better not touch his poor kids!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Sullivan himself, as Benoit's boss, arranged the wrestling story which partnered his wife & benoit in wrestling matches against him.

Total cuck death. Leave no snack tray holder breathing.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

During Keanu's birthday stream, she said some interesting things. She confirmed that April was living in the house for sale right next to Nick and that she was deprived of internet access for 6 months.
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I'm still checking the stream, but here is the link.

https://youtu.be/orKUUuVG5V0

Even the carrion birds are fleeing from the rotten corpse that is Nicky Balldo.

 

[200MB]

And show starfish while she's at it.

I'm sure Keanu would be willing to give her pointers on the best angles and lighting.

 

[LanternsNSongs]

Nigger you’re a good 24 months late on trying to sell everyone on the fact that Nick sucks. It was already decided and your input was neither required nor desired.

I was 6 months early while everyone was sucking Nick's cock about how terrible it was that he got banned from Youtube because of death threats.

Drex was also a MGTOW, Dick was always a part of Rekieta Law and Nick was never a tradcath conservative yet people here still liked him as the peak of Christian Youtube for whatever reason.

It isn't wrong to admit you were mistaken. Just say, "I got duped by Nick and I have been seething and coping about it ever since"

 

[dont step on snack]

Benoit also murdered his wife and kid then hung himself after. Nick can murder Kayla or April, but he better not touch his poor kids!

The oldest son should be able to easily beat up the Balldo ghoul.

 

[Tablet County]

It isn't wrong to admit you were mistaken. Just say, "I got duped by Nick and I have been seething and coping about it ever since"

Damn, I guess that means I'm not allowed to say he's a faggot anymore.
Wrap up the thread gents! Balldo is the chad and we're the soyjak, it's so over.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

She paints a picture of Rekieta as if he's a psycho controlling April. She tells us that Rekieta had passive-aggressively blamed April for something but doesn't delve much into this. From what she says, it seems April still lives there, but Rekieta finally installed internet inside the second home.

Maybe Nicky is trying to gaslight April into taking the fall for the 9 year old coke head. Or the Aaron hacking. Or the witness tampering.

 

[part timer]

I bet $6000 or so would come in really handy for that startup.

Honestly, it is so clear at this point that the trial is going to be going ahead and the body cam footage will be used as evidence; the fact they refuse to accept the offer for (unearned) pride alone is so embarrassing and funny.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Exactly what you’d expect from a cuck so lazy, that he hadn’t had kitchen cabinets for years, and BLAMED IT ON FUCKING CANCER when called out!

And not even his own cancer, or that of a loved one whose care distracted him from basic home maintenance. No, Nick used another man’s cancer — just like he uses other men’s money to support himself and his family, and like he uses other men’s wives as cum rags — to excuse himself for being a waste of a white man’s skin.

What a pathetic puke. I sure hope the Rekieta sons are spending a lot of time with Dan Sletta and the Sletta uncles. Because Nick and his father are absolute fucking losers with not a scrap of masculinity in their body. (No, the other men’s semen they guzzled for dinner doesn’t count.)

 

[Major]

April wants to start a podcast, huh? From the sounds of her situation she'll need a new computer, a microphone, a camera, maybe some nice lighting and audio equipment if she wants to be really professional about it. She might even want to put a little set together so it looks nice. Sounds expensive. I bet $6000 or so would come in really handy for that startup.

Yay another podcast literally no one listens to

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Maybe Nicky is trying to gaslight April into taking the fall for the 9 year old coke head. Or the Aaron hacking. Or the witness tatampering.

I'd guess April has already tried to report Aaron for domestic violence under orders from Nick. I think that's the likely neck attack.

 

[ItsNeverBeenThisBalldover]

In a week we're gonna find out that Nick's been assembling long range nuclear missiles in his basement he's going to fire at Sean and Josh

Will anyone really be that surprised at this point? Now's a great time to short sandwiches as the demand is gonna plummet if that happens.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

I'd guess April has already tried to report Aaron for domestic violence under orders from Nick. I think that's the likely neck attack.

Maybe. But I don't think Keanu would label false DV on Aaron as 'vile'. Though I could see Nicky pushing Ape to claim Aaron hurt his own kids or Nicky's kids and that would be vile by Keanu's logic.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

So basically Keanu confirms what we all knew apart from the almost hostage situation April is in.

Nick doesn't deserve his kids that being said nick doesn't want his kids, what a fuck up.

This is depressing as fuck but atleast it's not my life.

 

[Bobbobson]

Yay another podcast literally no one listens to

Talk Tuah was too deep for modern audiences.

 

[daffodils]

Blink twice if you need help, April.
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