Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.8%

  • Total voters
    348
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He's going to fight his case


Not only will he fight his case, but also he thinks that he is going to expose how corrupt and incompetent the legal system is and how unfairly a white trash minnesotan skellington has been treated by the government. he's fighting for us, and he's going to show us all just how fucked up the system is.


to that i say, good luck mate!
 
Ah yes you didn't call yourself the victim. You simply claimed that you were victimised by a grand, multi-faceted conspiracy involving multiple local congregations, CPS workers, independent foster care providers, Kayla's sister, the few local laboratories, Agilent Technologies, Anthony T. James and Archer J.P. Martin, Eugen Goldstein and J. J. Thomson, the laboratory technicians and supervisors, the female judge, the local sheriff and his officers, multiple online personalities and your safe. You're just short of blaming Eric July and Mister Metokur (like you did with Montegraph).
But hey tell us how you never portrayed yourself literally in written words that you were the victim.
 
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One can only guess how the birthday celebration with the family went considering the way Nick started lashing out.
There was an old picture of Nick at a family gathering in the background staring at his phone. I couldn't find the one I had in mind, but someone posted an old video of a different time in which he was doing the same thing.
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I had posted this in a longer post but wanted to put this out there as its own thing, before balldo broke, there was a scandal where Nina Infinity who Nick was close with claimed to have been sexually harassed by a youtuber and EVS threw it at Az because she had just left Nerdrotics show and he hated them. She swore it wasn't him. I am betting it was sex fiend Nick as he was at the height of thinking he was a stud. Nina also swept hard for him and there was a weinstein style relationship where she "owed him" as we know Nick thinks everyone he gave a rub too in viewers owed him. She also likely felt bad for him to out him and destroy him over his drug problem. Just a thought...connecting dots.
Camelot claimed that she told him about it at Anna That Star Wars Girl's wedding and he spread the story. Also, there was the "melting snowman" hint that made EVS say AZ and a few other guesses.

Nina did stream with Nick shortly after Anna That Star Wars Girl's wedding.

I had never considered Nick for it before, but that would be interesting.

iirc they met at the school gym because Nick was a cool Tae Kwon Do
Nick always pronounces it weird, more as two words. Tae Kwando.

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It sounds like Nick's defense will be to prove in court that he's been on drugs all along even though he tested negative every - single - time, rendering all evidence against him irrelevant, unreliable, utterly refutable and downright dastardly. Case dismissed, Kiwiprudes!
 
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Bro i wake up and there is fucking 9 new pages. We are fucking back at Ralph's collapse but it's more massive than that. I feel like he is going to go to jail for whatever the maximum jail sentence is for all his crimes to run CONCURRENT. Reason i am saying this is that whatever he is doing is turboretarded to the point where i actually thought he was representing himself but definitely he is at least the one setting his legal strategy. He incriminates himself on twitter, he basically admits to more crimes. The most important though is that he isn't someone his lawyer can argue for and what do i mean by that. Have you ever seen a person and just by looking at him you say "something is wrong with this guy". That's Rekieta 100%, and it's going to play a big part on his trial by jury. Also we laugh and all that at his retarded antics but at the end of the day they are criminal and the judge is definitely not going to be laughing at them, quite the contrary in fact. At this point i am waiting to see the trial, and i couldn't be happier because it couldn't happen to a nicer person and his kids can hopefully go to a family that actually loves them and takes care of them instead of lacing them with drugs. But even that is up for grabs because in the current society we live now they could even go to some homosexual child predator home and continue basically the same lifestyle of abuse that they endured with the Rekietas.

Hate is a strong word nowadays that people throw around really easily but that's the emotion i feel for this person. It's absolute hate disgust and i hope from the bottom of my heart that he rots in prison to the fullest extend of the law for what he did to these kids. Finding coke in your daughter's system is absolutely fucked up. And there is also a Melton a fat disgusting pedophile that he hangs out with. Lock him up, throw away the key, let him rot.
 
These pieces of shit can’t get to COURT on time, let alone court-ordered drug tests.

God help those kids survive these three degenerate dingbats. They deserve a stable family with two drug-free parents and no yeast-encrusted whores lurking outside the windows like a peeping Ape.
 
During Keanu's birthday stream, she said some interesting things. She confirmed that April was living in the house for sale right next to Nick and that she was deprived of internet access for 6 months

I like to get belated confirmation of stuff that we figured out weeks ago, despite angry denials or technicality avoidance by. Nick. Remember he “hadn’t seen her in forever”.. even before the little clues in the photos.

Really, if Keanu were any type of friend to April, she would tell her to get the fuck out of the cult compound
No fan of Keanu (I’d forgotten she existed tbh) but compared to her previous outings she sounded a bit shocked / concerned about the developments and I expect she will have told the ape to escape.

The Internet explanation doesn’t fully add up. I could accept that LTE service is shitty there, maybe you have to go outside to get a signal or there’s no signal at all, which would explain the long gaps in her social media presence..
But I don’t get the “watching g TV on phone” part. That must just be wrong, she was watching TV on an old 14” lcd with one of those digital boxes plugged in but the picture keeps breaking up.

Her first tweets after getting Internet back were vaguely apologising for a mistake she made so that ties up too. I bet nick is real glad he’s paying for that extra broadband connection! I suppose it beats having her sneak over to the house in the dead of night to pick up WiFi through the lounge windows.
 
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Ape is an adult. I agree she’s extremely low IQ, but she’s not a child. Ape is responsible for Ape.

The problem is Ape wants a man to be responsible for Ape. Specifically, Nick.
Hence why I said "almost"
I agree she's low IQ but probably manipulated by drugs, lust and a odd fascination with nick.

I'm not defending her, I think she should just fuck off, she put herself in the situation she's in.
 
Ape is an adult. I agree she’s extremely low IQ, but she’s not a child. Ape is responsible for Ape.

The problem is Ape wants a man to be responsible for Ape. Specifically, Nick.
You would think as retarded as Ape is she would be smart enough to understand that man who is not faithful to his wife and mother of his children is not going to be loyal to her, random crackwhore. And will sooner or later kick her out of Balldoshack. When he finds someone else to "entertain " him.
 
You would think as retarded as Ape is she would be smart enough to understand that man who is not faithful to his wife and mother of his children is not going to be loyal to her, random crackwhore. And will sooner or later kick her out of Balldoshack. When he finds someone else to "entertain " him.
I don't think I she had the ability to look into it that way, she's a skanky coke whore.
Crackets lives in a shit tip but ape can only see money (and drugs)
 
You would think as retarded as Ape is she would be smart enough to understand that man who is not faithful to his wife and mother of his children is not going to be loyal to her, random crackwhore. And will sooner or later kick her out of Balldoshack. When he finds someone else to "entertain " him.
She is gunning for wife spot. She is trying to show Nick he will be better off with her. Her aim is to get Kayla out.
 
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