Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[The Wokest]

Nicks pod cast mentions of April's hot pocket and body: 124.
Nicks pod cats mentions of Kayla's body: 0.

What a pig.

Why mention something that is DESTROYED?
Completely DESTROYED.

I mean after having that many children...
DESTROYED!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I was going to ask how does Nick still have Balldo washers given everything and then I remembered Ralph still has gunt guard loyalists.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

well guess you're entitled to that opinion but I respectfully disagree.

It's not really an opinion, it just makes me sad. I never felt sorry for her with anything people said about her here because I agree - she's a homewrecking coke whore who is now trying to land her ex in prison to please her coke master.

But fucking hell seeing balldo washers dunk on her and her just apologizing is just TOO pathetic. That's a human worm level. Nick, Kayla and their "fans" will throw April under the bus the second it suits them and sure, she will deserve that for being dumb, but I hate the fact they have that power.

 

[Hellion]

I have it on good authority to know they were not a mere 15-20 minutes late for the drug test. They were more than 2-hrs late and came in disheveled. Hard to prove on paper but came here to say this.

Kayla was late to court, too. Nick sabotaging her so she can't plea out, or out of pure spite/hatred? Or is she just using again, like Nick?

Either way, Kayla has repeatedly picked Nick at the expense of her children, apparently along with ANY sense of agency. She should realise she can't depend on Nick and make her own plans for her legal issues, but of course she never will. Probably afraid because it'll cause a meltdown from him if she tried. Her love for her children should be a stronger motivator, but...

 

[AltisticRight]

>Hi Joe we've known each other for 8 years, I'd like a favour after you fix my sink
>Sure, payment in beer!
>I would like a rework of my spare room, the one next to my kid's
>oh that's fine, a gaming room? I have the finest felt for your pool table!
>not exactly, I would like some hooks rigged onto the ceiling, it must take the weight of a grown adult female
>I'd like a cage built as well
>Oh and also get some peg boards ready
>I mean yeah a peg board would be nice to display my toys but I also want a peg, board, you know, pegging board
>Also please make it soundproof

*BANG* *SPLAT*

And that's why his kitchen sink remains unfixed.

 

[Lian Xing]

WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST FUCK.

Uncle Ted would say the Industrial Revolution and its consequences have blown out everyone’s dopamine receptors.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

It's not really an opinion, it just makes me sad. I never felt sorry for her with anything people said about her here because I agree - she's a homewrecking coke whore who is now trying to land her ex in prison to please her coke master.

But fucking hell seeing balldo washers dunk on her and her just apologizing is just TOO pathetic. That's a human worm level. Nick, Kayla and their "fans" will throw April under the bus the second it suits them and sure, she will deserve that for being dumb, but I hate the fact they have that power.

Ah I see what you’re saying now I agree. It’s like with nicks coke streams and drunk streams as much of a POS he is there is that tiny twinge of “dude…” you feel looking on. As metokur said…. “Was it worth it?”

 

[Procrastinhater]

I think Null might draw the line at hosting Nick Onlyfans content, even to laugh at. You just can't get the stink of that off the servers.

Why the fuck would anyone want to see Balldo OnlyFans?
Probably the same people that think Ashley Isaacs should have one too.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

Sorry if this was already addressed and i missed it. Are the child endagerment charges dependent on the kid testing posititve, or having kids around drugs + guns. Or both. Was he charged before the test results came back? I feel like you can endanger a child before going as far as feeding them drugs, but i dont know anything about the specific charges. My main question is, even if he somehow got the test results thrown out, would that actually cause any of the charges to go away?

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Sorry if this was already addressed and i missed it. Are the child endagerment charges dependent on the kid testing posititve, or having kids around drugs + guns. Or both. Was he charged before the test results came back? I feel like you can endanger a child before going as far as feeding them drugs, but i dont know anything about the specific charges. My main question is, even if he somehow got the test results thrown out, would that actually cause any of the charges to go away?

It's automatic based on drug possession in a house with children. Not related to the test

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Uncle Ted would say the Industrial Revolution and its consequences have blown out everyone’s dopamine receptors.

It's because the internet has allowed a bunch of losers who have never gotten pussy otherwise to meet crazed retards who everyone else is too smart to fuck and they make their cool sex-having their entire personalities.

 

[April the Not-So-Hotwife]

Let’s all not forget the important thing. April has been sitting in that house for months using the shower that looks like it’s only used for piss. Let us pray for Josh that he never receives a shower call from that cursed place.

 

[part timer]

…and like he uses other men to satisfy his wife*

Fixed that for you

 

[Soapmore]

Wow he really is grooming this retarded woman into a fuck toy.

She's begging Nick to forgive her for talking to Keanu. She's learnt her lesson never to tell anyone about Nick again.

Yeah by her reaction he must be furious. She's displaying all the signs of being in an emotionally abusive relationship, just sitting in that house waiting for him to write to her, desperately trying to get his attention online. Adjusting the tone of her tweets to whatever she thinks he wants at the moment. And now begging for forgiveness and promising to be a good girl. This whole set up is disgusting.

This is just the sort of thing an admitted porn addict like Nick, whose favorite fuck starlets perform mostly step-daddy and babysitter scenes, and whose daily confusion of whether to indulge in his humiliation fetish or his narcissistic predation might imagine to be an ideal situation: A mentally infantilized lump of fuckmeat he can keep in an empty room, thirsting for his attention. The conditional affection, money, and drug dependency are all elements of the control scheme; a scheme that applies in varying degrees to both April and Kayla, and a scheme that Nick is showing increasing signs of losing any control of. That April sometimes humiliates him with her pathetic public outbursts only fuels him.

 

[Finger Pistols]

She picked that life. She had(and still has) so many off ramps.

She could start a new life with the bounty money for the BD footage offered by this guy -> for starters. But I guess that the Balldo curse keeps her from not being retarded. Speaking of which, do you think the Sonichu medallion can make another item cursed by being near it? Because at this point I think that the Balldo itself can be classified as another cursed lolcow artifact.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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How close are we, chat?

As amusing as it would be, Balldo is no McElroy. Nick is a weaselly coward who will run his mouth online but cringe and backdown from any physical confrontation, unless its with a woman half his size. McElroy was a bully and a real thug, a violent man who terrorized his community for years.
People like Nick inspire scorn and hatred, not the sort of fear that leads a town to enact vigilante justice, and then to keep silent and quietly celebrate his death.
His community are good people, they'd likely mourn his death for his kids sake, while understanding he's a piece of shit better out of their lives.

 

[Oh Darn]

The Internet explanation doesn’t fully add up. I could accept that LTE service is shitty there, maybe you have to go outside to get a signal or there’s no signal at all, which would explain the long gaps in her social media presence.

I was interpreting “she was watching tv on her phone” as she was watching tv episodes on her phone. She was tweeting about chopped episodes last night. If the issue is that she couldn’t be in the house while Kayla was in there and she couldn’t stream shit or was trying to save data, I bet she sat in Nick’s driveway, connected to the wifi and downloaded five seasons at a time, and then skulked back to the other-woman house

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

I was interpreting “she was watching tv on her phone” as she was watching tv episodes on her phone. She was tweeting about chopped episodes last night. If the issue is that she couldn’t be in the house while Kayla was in there and she couldn’t stream shit or was trying to save data, I bet the cuckqueen sat in Nick’s driveway, connected to the wifi and downloaded five seasons at a time, and then skulked back to the other-woman house

Let's be honest. Nick either kept forgetting to order Internet or he intentionally didn't want her to have it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I was interpreting “she was watching tv on her phone” as she was watching tv episodes on her phone. She was tweeting about chopped episodes last night. If the issue is that she couldn’t be in the house while Kayla was in there and she couldn’t stream shit or was trying to save data, I bet the cuckqueen sat in Nick’s driveway, connected to the wifi and downloaded five seasons at a time, and then skulked back to the other-woman house

Regardless of what the details are, April is living a pathetic existence waiting for a haggard degenerate bum to give her scraps of his attention.

Prediction: Having wasted her waning fertile years on Nick Rekieta, April dies childless and alone. Why should Nick care? After all, he’s had the chance to try parenthood and found it lacking compared to cumming in this diseased whore. If April misses out on motherhood to wait for a man who will never, ever give her what she wants, that’s her choice.

 

[demicolon]

The problem is Ape wants a man to be responsible for Ape. Specifically, Nick.

The problem is Ape can't buy drugs by herself without risking getting robbed, raped, kidnapped, forced into prostitution or murdered. Even if she took Josh's 6k to buy drugs, she'd have it stolen very fast.

Shower (har) theory: Nick fed his parents some total bullshit story just to rip them off for more drug money, and the real reason he doesn't want the bodycam footage released is that it's too early for Ma & Pa to see it.

EDIT:

It would also make it much easier to get the medication for his for sure not self diagnosed narcolepsy and heat allergy.

Nick could be "borrowing" his daughter's or Kayla's ADHD meds.