He comes up with the most retarded lies for everything.
"Things can metabolize outside the body!"
Okay, Balldo Nye, the Balldo Guy. Whatever you say.
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I'm sure we're all gonna feel really stupid when this fucking idiot...
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...not only wins his case, but wins the Nobel Peace Prize in Biology for undercutting well over a 100 years of scientific understanding of what metabolism is.
Absolutely. This floors me.
The other side of his crackhead level lawyering that only works on mint-salad brains like april or just totally checked out zombies like kayla,
is that his whole defense of “it’s naawwttt truuu” if his favorite daughter, 8 years old, ingesting cocaine,
Is based on a fundamental misunderstanding of biology, science, the testing procedure, the science of the testing, the limits of the test.
He can bullshit well. But I think he really always was just a dumb pervert retard. He finally was given the chance.
Finally there’s a case that really matters, keeping himself out of prison and his family being torn entirely apart, and he’s doing drugs and drinking, has a retard fleshlight in a cuck queen shack that he sneaks in, and broadcasting far and wide that he’s committed federal felonies.
He does definitely have holes in his brain. The difference is, they’ve always been there, and people can see them now.
Also to get fair they’ve probably gotten worse.