Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Chug Smuckle]

Lots of similarities

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I was interpreting “she was watching tv on her phone” as she was watching tv episodes on her phone. She was tweeting about chopped episodes last night. If the issue is that she couldn’t be in the house while Kayla was in there and she couldn’t stream shit or was trying to save data, I bet she sat in Nick’s driveway, connected to the wifi and downloaded five seasons at a time, and then skulked back to the other-woman house

Who would want to live like this!? Bumming wifi off the man who keeps you holed up in a fuck shack as his personal fleshlight?

What a miserable, unfulfilling existence.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Who would want to live like this!? Bumming wifi off the man who keeps you holed up in a fuck shack as his personal fleshlight?

What a miserable, unfulfilling existence.

I thought achieving "Kept Woman" status was the goal of every OnlyFans ethot? April is living the dream.

 

[Major]

I thought achieving "Kept Woman" status was the goal of every OnlyFans ethot? April is living the dream.

Most mistresses want to upgrade to being the wife. So does April. She's too old to be an actual mistress now

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Who would want to live like this!? Bumming wifi off the man who keeps you holed up in a fuck shack as his personal fleshlight?

What a miserable, unfulfilling existence.

Honestly it’s what she deserves after what she’s done. April loves to throw around words like forgiveness and healing, but she’s completely unrepentant. I don’t even think she can read and write at a high school level but you don’t have to have a high IQ to know it’s wrong and evil to engage in adulterous relationships.

It would be funny if the Rekieta girls all jumped her ass.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Who would want to live like this!? Bumming wifi off the man who keeps you holed up in a fuck shack as his personal fleshlight?

What a miserable, unfulfilling existence.

Ape is not very bright. If she was she would have thrown balldo under the bus long before she caught charges.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

So he didn't want April to be able to talk about what's been going on, or read what's being said by others online, so he's been offering her all of the mind-altering drugs she could possibly want and pretended that internet hook-up to her prison cell was coming every day now.

Every day now, girl. I don't know why it's taking them so long. Have another bump and another drink, on the house.

If this is what actually has been going on, he might be more evil than most of us here imagined.

 

[Soapmore]

Regardless of what the details are, April is living a pathetic existence waiting for a haggard degenerate bum to give her scraps of his attention.

Meme Copium just nailed it this morning: Nick is using the DENNIS system.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

This nonsense about not having Internet access at the crack den is ridiculous. Here's the coverage map for AT&T (blue, on the dot) and Verizon (red) there:

Speeds vary, but for the AT&T, someone got 82mbps down, more than enough for Hulu or whatever on your phone. Verizon is a bit more up and down, but was reported as fast as 624 mbps down.

Bitch could watch all the live tv she wanted on her phone, but was probably too stupid to tether (or was disabled by her carrier) to a Roku or whatever "smart" tv options she had. Either speed is also fast enough for a zoom call, although the upload might be a little dicey. It also probably doesn't help that the old balldo bunker was half in the ground, and surrounded by trees.

The Spectrum play was probably just another dumb wedge to drain more money out of Nick. Showing some paid bills from an address could help with an apartment hunt in the future, but this dumb cunt doesn't seem to be capable of future planning, or even object permanence.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

She is gunning for wife spot. She is trying to show Nick he will be better off with her. Her aim is to get Kayla out.

Nick has to keep her on a short leash until the criminal cases are adjudicated. Mom Celeste’s trust fund now has to support Nick, his wife, his girlfriend, his legal bills, his drug habit and five kids. They are also having to babysit the kids and their parents. It’s obvious Nick’s parents are trying to prop up Nick and want him to salvage his marriage.

Since Nick’s mom has to cover all the utilities for the girlfriend’s house it’s odd that internet access wasn’t part of the package, but we can see what’s happened since she got full service back.

I think this last week or so is April going psycho because she was getting the cold shoulder. The only way to get Nick’s attention was to fan the flames online.

Kayla (and prob Nick’s parents) want April gone. One of the easier passive aggressive ways to do this is sell the second house. I guess she’s got too much leverage for them to evict her from it, but selling it would solve the issue. Someone looking to buy a house in Spicer might get a really good deal on it since the elder Rikietas probably aren’t worried about ROI, just a clean way to get rid of the crazy girlfriend.

I’m curious if Nick still wants April or he’s done with her, but because of the leverage she has, he has to continue to pretend he’s being separated from her against his will (mean wife and parents keeping from his ho) and keep blowing kisses to her online. She’s obviously very close to the edge, but still believes she will be Lady Racket’s #2 if she plays her cards right so she will do what Nick wants. I think the second house and April helps enable Nick’s drug use, it’s a much bigger draw than her hot pocket, which troubles her.

Nick’s mom supports April’s lazy ass. April is getting room, board and probably spending cash to be his hook-up and on call cum rag but her sexy time services are going unused. I wonder how much he gives her food and make-up every month? I wonder how he explains the ho allowance to his family. It’s a good cover for cocaine spending to Celeste. Given his drug addiction they are monitoring his access and use of cash.

I’d even bet they try to keep Nick from going over to the second house, not just because of the ho, but because he would get high and drink there. April is probably his best way to get drugs without the family noticing. Nick can send April to score and make her leave a few grams in her truck that he can discreetly run by and grab. April has even not so subtly referenced this and uses it to lure Nick over.

I didn’t comment on this earlier, but Nick told a huge lie about him “getting drug tested 4 times a week”. Shit doesn’t work that way, he wouldn’t know how often he would get tested. It’s random for a reason.

I think his parents are there because CPS required it but also to try and keep Nick off the booze and drugs. They are like parental sober coaches and that’s a terrible idea. It’s failed. They strike me as the type of parents that blame 90% of this mess on April. Nick tells April all the problems are due to that awful abusive Kayla. Kayla, and the kids, know Nick is the root of all their misery but she’s too much of a doormat to do anything about it.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

So he didn't want April to be able to talk about what's been going on, or read what's being said by others online

Now wait a minute. Where did I hear that one come from?

Isn’t it so funny and weird 2 people connected to Dax Herrera perform the same levels of abusive control and isolation over women? I’m sure Nick is just reading the Farms punching himself in the face much in the same manner Ralph shakes his pill bottle at the screen.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

As amusing as it would be, Balldo is no McElroy. Nick is a weaselly coward who will run his mouth online but cringe and backdown from any physical confrontation, unless its with a woman half his size. McElroy was a bully and a real thug, a violent man who terrorized his community for years.
People like Nick inspire scorn and hatred, not the sort of fear that leads a town to enact vigilante justice, and then to keep silent and quietly celebrate his death.
His community are good people, they'd likely mourn his death for his kids sake, while understanding he's a piece of shit better out of their lives.

I bet a woman who pushes back and doesn't take his shit would make him curl up and cry. He's a spineless faggot that would be surprised if a woman wasn't subservient to him. Look at how he's treated the women he no longer gets along with.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Talk Tuah was too deep for modern audiences.

She seemed like a nice enough girl but it just shows that having a mildly amusing throw away comeback latched onto by hundreds of thousands of ADD Zoom Zooms doesn't mean you have the charisma or the intelligence to run a pod cast.
The phlegm blowjob girl is still probably a better host than April would be. From the way she used to react to trolls fucking with her on Steel Toe (and this was before she became mainly known for being a coke whore homewrecker that got balldo'd by Balldo) she's too sensitive and not cut out for that shit.

 

[Captain Manning]

It’s not like it takes a lot to outsmart fetus-brain april but:
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Meme I posted this exact theory on your
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lose her license and be essentially trapped at
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I find it hard to believe April lost her license over single traffic offense and no-show. Minnesota doesn't seem to do that. It didn't happen to Nick when he no-showed on his multiple tickets.

Unless I am missing something?

I was 6 months early while everyone was sucking Nick's cock about how terrible it was that he got banned from Youtube because of death threats.

Nick got banned from YouTube because of Keffals and his minions brigading him. Keffals is an enemy of KF. They were very nearly an existential threat.

I was long done with Nick when that happened, and even I said a word or two in support of him (along with condemnation of Youtube). Because it was the right thing to do. I imagine a lot of other people here felt the same way. It's the principle.

Now, if he were to be banned for being high on coke on the Cokestream, I would laugh my ass off. That would be 100% on him.

 

[Goofy Logic]

I’m a tiiiny bit surprised at Kayla finding the backbone to kick “the nanny” out of her house, and can only picture Nick in the whiniest of voices going “But Kaayla! She’s hooomeless! You want her to live on the streets?!”.

(April of course is sitting watching the two and waiting for Nick to put his foot down and DEMAND April get some respect. Like he said he would!)

The only thing that makes me go is the fact that just a few months ago Kayla and April were all smiles in the pic with the rapepig.

One card Kayla has against Nick is plea dealing with law enforcement to throw Nick under the bus. Nick needs to keep her happy, and her one demand was "April needs to go".

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

Why the fuck would anyone want to see Balldo OnlyFans?
Probably the same people that think Ashley Isaacs should have one too.

The sheer possibility of skelly porn enthusiasts existing fills me with pervasive existential dread.

 

[yydszmiteg2]

I bet a woman who pushes back and doesn't take his shit would make him curl up and cry

Why do you think he hated that judge so much?

 

[Desktop User2]

Who would want to live like this!? Bumming wifi off the man who keeps you holed up in a fuck shack as his personal fleshlight?

What a miserable, unfulfilling existence.

To think that she is coping with it because:
1. She is a parasitic whore;
2. She is probably on a promise to be the main whore.

IF this doesn´t end violently tragic, this woman will flip out.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

If they get wind of it (like after a bar complaint by Aaron), my guess is the best outcome for Nick is he's allowed to surrender his license like Bill Clinton did after "I never had sexual relations with that woman" rather than go through long, drawn-out proceedings over it.

Yeah this has been my pet theory on Nick losing his license, although that was before the "stealing all Aaron's digital shit" stuff came to light. Now it's a coin toss between voluntary and mandatory.

So Nick’s “worst day” was finding out he couldn’t satisfy Kayla and she had strayed? Several of us called this.

That was the preeminent theory. I 100% could see Nick flipping a weird "gaming buddy flirtation in a Star Trek phone game" into a full on fuck fest.

As kiwifarms isn't a hivemind I want to pushback on the idea of the demonic posession of Nick. I could argue that as an atheist there are no demons or souls thus no demonic possessions. But I'd like to take a more nuanced position. Nick is acting the way he is because he beleives he is possessed and thus has 'permission' to do whatever he wants. Nick has stated some bizzare occult-adjacent opinions/views towards his Christian faith, gods a sinner, jesus was a sinner and also not real. So for Nick I think he beleives these things because thats a tool he needs his to remove the psychological control/guidance his faith via his upbringing has placed on him. He wants to do all the drugs anf fuck whoever and cares about no one but himself. To justify this desire with what is expected of him via his faith he starts beleving in the occult and demon possession or whatever. It may sound strange but people act and think in strange ways to prevent and minimise cognitive dissonance all the time, this is compunded by Nick being a massive narc.

tl;dr Nicks not demonically possessed but he's allowed himself to beleive in that idea or something akin to it to justify his utterly selfish actions becuase hes utterly selfish and self destructive.

I don 't understand why farmers want to blame this mess on a demon when Nick is right there. Nick is responsible for Nick's mess. He did this to himself.

I have been a long supporter of the "Nick Rekieta's only demon is in the bottle" theory, and I don't mean a djinn. It's a lot easier to try to blame the evil we see in others on some supernatural force, or that they somehow lack agency. But let's be real here- Nick has always been like this. He was restrained due to financial support, or societal norms, or whatever- the booze and drugs have completely wiped out his inhibitors.

There's no magic here, no demons, no unseen hand. Only a sad skellington drunk, who is dragging all those around him down to a hell of his own making. (And possibly Hell as well.)

 

[Nod Flenders]

Nick keeps getting worse and worse. I knew that would happen. As for April, I hope she's proud of wrecking a second home.