DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Why are you caring about him at 5am? He's a freak of nature. He has 2000 people watching on "detractor" streams. If us haters and trolls stopped caring, he'd also disappear. OIC might stick around to cradle Phil's balls, but all the rest only stick around to encite us.

Believe it or not, I actually have to wake up at 4AM to get ready for my robust jahb, got the early shift with a decent commute. I always check up on the thread in the morning to see what I missed. I don’t want Phil to disappear; I’ve said before, hating him is fun for me. I want that nigger online and begging when he’s 70 lmao. Hopefully Ryan can help make my dream a reality!

Phil still doesn’t understand that staying online is the worst punishment for him in the long run, which I find delightfully ironic. You are right, if we stopped caring Phil would fade into obscurity. Even though it may be the more “just” outcome, I don’t wanna lose my pet retard. Gawking at Phil and being along for this retarded ride is endlessly amusing to me for whatever reason.

Regardless of how personally invested you are in Phil, I just find it funny to think back to thread tourists goutguarding when any normal-style who saw a clip like that could only come to one conclusion: this guy REALLY sucks! One can hate DSP in the same way they hate certain food. It doesn’t really “matter”, but you know for a fact you don’t like it.

 

[Digger10]

He despises his audience so much the only thing he wants them to do is to give him their money and maybe to talk in his chat for a bit about how awesome he is. The kind of sad part is whether they understand this or not.

I do wonder how they justify his behavior to themselves. When it comes to things like Phil telling his chat that they aren't allowed to talk about anything except the game, it feels like even people with mental disabilities should be able to recognize that he's being an asshole.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

LTG called him a "miserable slumbering NPC." I know Dale is a dent but that is poetry.

I don't hate him but that picture looks pretty midlife crisisey, which is ironic because he accuses Burnell of being in a midlife crisis. Might be better to just submit that one is old, unhip, unsexy, and never going to pull hot young tail again. The upside is that some older active broads still have nice figures.

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At least he just straight up said "money" instead of coding it in dented marketing language. BTW I watch a live streamer who refers to people asking questions in the chat as "contributions" - "Thank you for the contributions in the chat" literally refers to questions and comments. That would make DSP's head spin.

I mean, according to DSP every streamer does this because its "part of the business". Funny, because of the few streamers I watch none of them ever ask for money, even to host massive events for the community. Jerma985 is one of the most likeable guys on the internet, put on massive events that cost a fortune and never asked for money or made enemies online. DDRJake is a quiet, pleasant streamer who actively discourages people giving him money to the point he has subscriptions turned off. The closest thing to a drama streamer I watch is Paymoneywubby and even he never begs for money and is mostly beloved by the internet.

Who is DSP watching that is constantly harping on for "contributions"?

 

[Free Jasper]

Who is DSP watching that is constantly harping on for "contributions"?

Presumably the same streamers who say “Hey, Phils not the joke of the internet anymore” and “Phil said something intelligent today”.
Only Phillip seems to know who these streamers are.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

He must have watched TBS yesterday because they twisted the knife in the wound that is "3-4 whales save the streak every day now". Especially with the hardcore begging clips they sprinkled in. What's even funnier is they also played the "My trolls are irrelevant now" clip. Meanwhilöe they had 1.2k viewers, almost 4 times more then DSP pulls these days. In a way Phil has redeemed himself into irrelevancy with his views tanking hard and his whole lifelihood being upheld by 3-4 poor sods

I know Phil's watched TBS before (candle video private thing). But he certainly wasn't watching it yesterday since trolls are still getting him with the 7 dollar popcorn and 1 dollar slice of cheese thing and alt played part of the zoo video. If he knew the context, he'd just be lean in banning rather than answering.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

I mean, according to DSP every streamer does this because its "part of the business".

He only says that on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. The other days of the week he maintains that everyone loved him until Veteran CIA propaganda master EvilAJ turned public opinion on him with TIHYDP, thus forcing him to beg. This makes sense when you are on a concoction of hormones and psychoactives like his dents.

 

[Balr0g]

Who is DSP watching that is constantly harping on for "contributions"?

Is he watching thots while cranking one out (or rather trying to get his micro penne up)? I mean some of them ARE just like Phil. Like Badbunny "5 DOLLARS!" or Invadervie "If you watch on Twitch you have money to spend"I rarely watch other streamers but the ones I watched don't harp on any money. Heck they don't even have tip links on their pages (though I saw those on some pages when I clicked through some channels) Depends on if they do it full time or just as a side gig. I would bet that most streamers do this just as a side gig while working full time. Exception are probably the full blown E-sport guys or online entertainers

 

[Free Jasper]

I know Phil's watched TBS before (candle video private thing). But he certainly wasn't watching it yesterday since trolls are still getting him with the 7 dollar popcorn and 1 dollar slice of cheese thing and alt played part of the zoo video. If he knew the context, he'd just be lean in banning rather than answering.

He knows what that is. The acting when he got a tip about it was up there with ‘who are the placeholders?’

 

[DerelictOnion]

The other days of the week he maintains that everyone loved him until Veteran CIA propaganda master EvilAJ turned public opinion on him with TIHYDP, thus forcing him to beg.

Yup. And that one time he begged his YouTube viewers to click on his ads (which got him into trouble) was just old Phil. He is a different man now.

 

[Elbe]

Who is DSP watching that is constantly harping on for "contributions"?

Kino Casino.

They are his saviours and guiding star, now.

 

[Grease Fountain]

Nice thumbnail! Don't look at it for too long.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Heck they don't even have tip links on their pages (though I saw those on some pages when I clicked through some channels) Depends on if they do it full time or just as a side gig. I would bet that most streamers do this just as a side gig while working full time. Exception are probably the full blown E-sport guys or online entertainers

The only streamer I watch (or rather a Youtuber who also streams every now and then) is LegendofTotalWar and I've never heard him ask for superchats or memberships and he does this full-time. He also often times gets sick of streaming regularly and just focuses on uploading doomstack ratings, saving disaster battles or saving disaster campaigns. Right now for example he hasn't streamed in more than a month.

 

[HereForNudes]

Lol his whole day off is ruined cause he has to return a fan, buy cat food AND buy groceries!

I mean thats a solid 2 hours right there...

Also that broken ceiling fan story was super detailed and rambling. 100% fake

 

[UsedUp]

Dsp trying to shit on people more successful than him work history. Let dsp know your opinions at dspvlogging@gmail.com

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Nice thumbnail! Don't look at it for too long.

If you squint, he looks as if Mr. Beast aged 40 years and became a chronic alcoholic.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Phil confirmed that he would not be buying Kat a 7 dollar bag of popcorn at the zoo. The 1 dollar slice of cheese is still yet to be determined!

But remember, a 100 dollar pull on WWE Champions is actually worth it (Phil's own words) if you get something nice.

Shoutout to @BonelessKimchi for this gem:

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This is one of the things that truly make me MATI about Phil.
Not so much being an asshole, that's whatever, it's that he's such a bitch he won't ever embrace being this much of a dick.

If anyone was to ever call him out on this, he'd be all "i-it was just a joke!" or cry about being taken out of context or how he's just playing a character and if you ever take him seriously you're a mouthdrooler. If he just said "yeah, I'm an asshole and I don't care about people, just give me money" people would even respect him for being true to himself, but he isn't. He can't just embrace being a piece of shit, he wants to act like this and somehow be the victim if he's ever hold accountable for these moments.

No one likes or respects a bitch, and Phil is quite possibly one of the biggest bitches on the planet.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

What even is this pre-stream:

1. Complaining again about roll-back
2. Shitting on people miles and miles ahead of him for having "high-paying position and being highly educated", going to their actual LinkedIn.
3. Complaining that he shouldn't reward only 3 people to play zombies with, because a raffle wouldn't be fair to the community - AND RECEIVING RIGHT AFTER 100 FROM ADAM.

If this was a movie everyone would call it unrealistic, the clip channels will be full tomorrow Christ.

 

[Balr0g]

DSP feeds the trolls with more material. Or perhaps more accurate he is the LOLCOW that gives it's milk willingly

 

[Iron Father]

When you enhance the lighting on his terrible sweater, his tits are huge.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

See, that's what I mean! Let's get some community support together! Let's get a bunch of people contributing, rather than just one person. Thank you, guys!"

If you read between the lines, he is actually saying, 'Please use sock accounts with the money split across different contributions so I can pretend I have a lot of people giving me money and claim that I'm crowdfunded.