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I assume church bonds, basically church has to take out loans.
Isn't it a megachurch? They probably take in good profits but also fleece their supporters into buying low-interest bonds
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Isn't it a megachurch? They probably take in good profits but also fleece their supporters into buying low-interest bonds
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The grift never ends does it?
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Jack not sticking with his PT is the worst act of laziness he has ever done. He legit could have gotten that arm and hand back, probably even some face muscle ability and swallowing since they have exercises for that as well. There is a famous electronic musician named cosey fanni tutti who had a stroke and was completely paralyzed on the side of her face and she got into playing a little toy coronet and it completely restored all her muscles. Se was jacks age too. PT is amazing stuff, the human body can heal itself but you have to put effort. Nothing speaks more to Jack being an absolute useless pile of white trash then just allowing himself to decay so horribly and so rapidly.
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He's proving that Jesus heals ALL, MOM.
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Because drug-addled hobos are isolated from society and mainly live in solitude and relies on drugs or coping methods; Jagoff is fucking retarded to consider that it’ll do magic to decrease unemployment rates. He still thinks they’re mentally capable of properly work and socialize; feigning ignorance towards what the consequences of those hobos do to others.
Jack only knows how to fall into the most obvious bait, politisperging and being a white trash as his focal point; and making inedible slop that even stray dogs wouldn’t try to eat. I’m still surprised how much Jack is resilient from death from multiple strokes and salmonella. Jagoff doesn’t do anything valuable to contribute society, and would be weakened as time goes on, and as he ages.
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I'm sure others have said it but this guy looks like a cross between Mundane Matt and Rich from Reviewtech with the health of Ethan Ralph.
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Jack doesn’t have the patience or good humor to moderate his “fan club” FB group without having multiple strokes, but he’s gonna be the boss of a crew of niggers making fried chicken for no pay. 
Someone please make this a reality show.
Someone please make this a reality show.
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That's even more retarded then I first imagined. And you know he's already planning to pay these hypothetical homeless people below minimum wage because he's "helping them out"
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Jack can’t even smoothly coordinate a two-person podcast, direct a simple cooking video or stage manage the poor shlubs he drags in to do all the work for him.
Since when is Jack so interested in homeless black men frying chicken? I’m starting to worry this is all part of some elaborate kink à la Ed Buck getting off on injecting black guys with deadly doses of meth.
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Yeah right after they have gay chemsex with each other.
Enjoy your wings Jack! Price gud. Meat gud . Tastes clean like grandma flavors. A+
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Either he’s never tried it himself or he did but somehow defied the laws of thermodynamics to continue being a fatass.
Honestly I think he just regurgitates everything Charles says. Total NPC since childhood.
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Has he been trying to bullshit how he plateaued at 350 pounds while being 4'15" in his livestreams, or does Jack just keep ignoring he's shaped like a rotten pumpkin?
His lack of self awareness is amazing, because it brings into question his level of sentience. Guy makes an entire month dedicated to cooking crap in a pot and calling it chili, pretends his wife eats 6000 calories of fried crap for dinner by herself, and expects everyone to just ignore his current state.
I haven't seen anyone mention it being brought up in his livestreams in ages, and he doesn't bother posting it on FB anymore either.
If it didn't require being a weirdo stalker, it would be hilarious to film him eating the bullshit in fat on the go that he pretends he doesnt eat, and then confront him with it. Fatty sightings in general seem pretty rare, but I just wonder how he'd react to footage of him shoveling deep fried bullshit into his face after claiming he doesn't eat "crap". Claim it's some AI manipulated bullshit? Claim that it's satan making fake videos?
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He's allergic to effort.
Going to PT would have meant having to leave the home, drive there every couple days, spend a couple hours doing repetitive things and he couldn't be bothered. This honestly is one of the reasons I dislike this man. If I had had as many strokes as he has I'd first of all change my entire lifestyle, lose the fucking weight, start eating properly and above all do the PT.
My grandfather, about a decade ago, we suffering chest pains and went to see his cardiologist. He took one look at him and immediately prepped him for surgery. He was literally hours away from a heart attack. Four shunts, some angioplasties later and he's back on his feet. Then came the PT. He went every few days when scheduled. He did it. Why? It's because he knew he needed to put in the effort to get better.
And he's in his 80's now but healthy as a horse. Well, an old horse who's been put out to pasture and just allowed to eat and do whatever. If Fatty had done the PT he could have regained some movement in his arm. It would never be 100% but at least it wouldn't be hanging there like a lump.
And he's in his 80's now but healthy as a horse. Well, an old horse who's been put out to pasture and just allowed to eat and do whatever. If Fatty had done the PT he could have regained some movement in his arm. It would never be 100% but at least it wouldn't be hanging there like a lump.
Nah. He figures he'd finally have a group of black men he could blow whenever he wanted.
Fuck you Fatty. It's your shitty diet and bowling ball girth that got you into the state you're in.
He's the last person to be talking about others losing weight.
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If someone held Jack down (not difficult) and shot him with Ozempic once a week, even given his incredibly poor current quality of life his prognosis would immediately improve, because he absolutely cannot stop eating crap.
Nah, he'd turn out to be one of the 1 in 10 or whatever it is that don't respond to the shit at all, entirely because his body refuses to put in the effort to process something without grease, and just piss it right back out.
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This is one of Guga's insane dry aging experiments, isn't it?
Also, they dispose of the butter. It's just to seal it off from oxygen.