US The Onion Says It Has Bought Infowars, Alex Jones’s Site, Out of Bankruptcy - The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

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The Onion, a satirical publication that skewers newsmakers and current events, said on Thursday that it had won a bankruptcy auction to acquire Infowars, a website founded and operated by the conspiracy theorist Alex Jones.

The Onion said that the bid was sanctioned by the families of the victims of the mass shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School, who in 2022 won a $1.4 billion defamation lawsuit against Mr. Jones and his company, Free Speech Systems.

Everytown for Gun Safety, a nonprofit dedicated to ending gun violence that was founded in the aftermath of the Sandy Hook shooting, will advertise on a relaunched version of the site under The Onion.

The publication plans to reintroduce Infowars in January as a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” like Mr. Jones who traffic in misinformation and health supplements, Ben Collins, the chief executive of The Onion’s parent company, Global Tetrahedron, said in an interview.

Family members of the victims of the Sandy Hook shooting, which claimed the lives of 20 first graders and six educators, sued Mr. Jones in Connecticut Superior Court in 2018 after he spread the baseless claim that the rampage was a fabricated pretext for confiscating Americans’ firearms.

The Onion declined to disclose the price it paid for Infowars and its assets, including its production studio and diet supplement business. Mr. Jones could not immediately be reached for comment, but he said on the social media platform X this week that he planned to continue producing his online program, “The Alex Jones Show,” until he was forced to stop.

In September, a Houston judge ruled that Infowars and other assets owned by Free Speech Systems could be auctioned off in bankruptcy to compensate Mr. Jones’s creditors, which include the families of the Sandy Hook victims. Mr. Jones declared bankruptcy in 2022 as the Sandy Hook case made its way to court.

Mr. Collins said that he was informed late Wednesday by the trustee in charge of the bankruptcy auction that The Onion’s bid had prevailed. In a video posted online Thursday, Mr. Jones said that his lawyers had been told by the trustee about the sale to The Onion.

“We thought this would be a hilarious joke,” Mr. Collins said. “This is going to be our answer to this no-guardrails world where there are no gatekeepers and everything’s kind of insane.”

Mr. Collins declined to disclose the value of the advertising deal with Everytown but said that it was a multiyear agreement that would include banner advertisements and sponsored articles on the site, which will be redesigned to fit its new editorial direction.

While the alliance between Everytown and The Onion may seem like an odd fit, the two organizations share an interest in curbing gun violence, said John Feinblatt, president of Everytown. Mr. Feinblatt said that mission was underscored with depressing regularity in the aftermath of mass shootings, when The Onion goes viral with its oft-shared headline: “‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens.”

“This was an opportunity for us to give The Onion the facts, the storytelling, the data and the research that’s at our fingertips,” Mr. Feinblatt said. “And for them to give us the creativity of how to turn all of that information into new messaging to a new audience.”

Mr. Collins said that the relaunched Infowars might publish its own satirical stories that underscored the epidemic of gun violence in America in addition to sponsored content from Everytown.

Chris Mattei, a lawyer for the families of the victims of the Sandy Hook shooting, said in a statement that taking possession of Infowars amounted to accountability for “Alex Jones and his corrupt business.”

“By divesting Jones of Infowars’ assets, the families and the team at The Onion have done a public service and will meaningfully hinder Jones’s ability to do more harm,” Mr. Mattei said.

Mr. Collins said The Onion began contemplating a bid for Infowars this summer, when he read online that it was going to be auctioned off. The publication’s leadership team saw an opportunity to play a very funny, very public joke on Mr. Jones if things broke their way.

In early fall, Mr. Collins reached out to the lawyers for the families of the victims of the Sandy Hook shootings, whom he knew from his days as a reporter covering misinformation at NBC News. The families expressed support for The Onion’s bid, Mr. Collins said.

“The dissolution of Alex Jones’s assets and the death of Infowars is the justice we have long awaited and fought for,” Robbie Parker, whose daughter Emilie was killed in the Sandy Hook shooting, said Thursday in a statement.

The Onion’s plan is to relaunch Infowars next year with an approach reminiscent of Clickhole, The Onion’s sister site that poked fun at “listicles” from BuzzFeed and other purveyors of viral content.

Mr. Collins declined to provide financial details for The Onion, which is privately held, but he said that the company’s relaunched print edition had garnered “an arena” full of subscribers, helping finance the company’s bid for Infowars. Global Tetrahedron is backed by Jeff Lawson, a co-founder of the tech company Twilio.

Mr. Collins said that the families of the victims were supportive of The Onion’s bid because it would put an end to Mr. Jones’s control over the site, which has been a front of misinformation for years. He said they were also supportive of using humor as a tool for raising awareness about gun violence in America.

“They’re all human beings with senses of humor who want fun things to happen and want good things to take place in their lives,” Mr. Collins said. “They want to be part of something good and positive too.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/14/business/media/alex-jones-infowars-the-onion.html (Archive)
 
The Onion hasn't been entertaining since they killed off Accounts Receivable Supervisor Herbert Kornfeld, so I doubt they'll be able to do anything even vaguely humorous with InfoWars. Besides, how do you parody InfoWars? Alex Jones defies parody because at his best, he's so over-the-top he is parody.
The last time they were fit to line a birdcage was before T. Herman Zweibel fucked off to outer space.
 
While I don’t like AJ, it would be hypocritical of me to support the Farms and not his right to say shit so he can hock his dumb pills and food prepper survivalist buckets. If anyone harassed the Sandy Jew families for what he said, they should be held responsible for it not Jones. Still, for all the butthurt and hyperbole, he is still going to do his thing and the lawyers and laughing parents can do nothing about it now. Hope they eat each other over the money.
 
So. Wait. Where did the onion get money from? Their network was completely collapsing last year?
Ben Collins has a shitton of money either from his parents or from rich Silicon Valley backers like Jeff Lawson, or both. There's definitely something glowy about this dude as his rise has been definitely astroturfed from the days he was working as an NBC reporter and getting propped up by Rachel Maddow due to him looking more like a woman to his days working at the Daily Beast.
 
How the fuck are you going to do that? Jones is one of those people where it's almost impossible to parody him because he's just so far out there.
The closest media I've seen successfully pull off a jones "parody" was more just a visual reference/tribute than anything. One of the MCU spiderman movies had Jameson talking about spiderman's true identity with the set background being blatantly info wars but the daily bugle.
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I remember coming across his Bohemian Grove coverage early 2000's and thinking what a wacky guy he was. Strange to think that same man would build a media empire, make a fortune hawking snake oil, interview the future president (star of the Apprentice), and eventually have it all taken away.

Reflecting on his insane legacy, I wouldn't count him out yet.
 
Heaven forbid the parents be angry that some huckster tried to diminish and profit off of their children’s murder and claim it was all a false flag, you absolute fuckwit.
That is not at all what happened.

Alex Jones was punished for what other people said and he was handed a verdict that was not only an insult, but damaging to the United States' body of law. It was a prototype for exactly what these people want to do to you for having an account here.
 
The closest media I've seen successfully pull off a jones "parody" was more just a visual reference/tribute than anything. One of the MCU spiderman movies had Jameson talking about spiderman's true identity with the set background being blatantly info wars but the daily bugle.
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I remember this. Same with the show "The Opposition With Jordan Klepper" on Comedy Central which was meant to basically parody InfoWars but was horribly mediocre and had none of the charisma that The Colbert Report had previously.
 
It'll be a "Hilarious Joke" if the Onion just keeps the door open and lights on for Alex Jones, letting him continue doing what he's doing, but offering him the umbrella of "it's a news parody site now, don't take it seriously," do going forward he'll have his ass legally covered... but no. There are no good-guy companies anymore :<
 
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