US The Onion Says It Has Bought Infowars, Alex Jones’s Site, Out of Bankruptcy - The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

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The Onion, a satirical publication that skewers newsmakers and current events, said on Thursday that it had won a bankruptcy auction to acquire Infowars, a website founded and operated by the conspiracy theorist Alex Jones.

The Onion said that the bid was sanctioned by the families of the victims of the mass shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School, who in 2022 won a $1.4 billion defamation lawsuit against Mr. Jones and his company, Free Speech Systems.

Everytown for Gun Safety, a nonprofit dedicated to ending gun violence that was founded in the aftermath of the Sandy Hook shooting, will advertise on a relaunched version of the site under The Onion.

The publication plans to reintroduce Infowars in January as a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” like Mr. Jones who traffic in misinformation and health supplements, Ben Collins, the chief executive of The Onion’s parent company, Global Tetrahedron, said in an interview.

Family members of the victims of the Sandy Hook shooting, which claimed the lives of 20 first graders and six educators, sued Mr. Jones in Connecticut Superior Court in 2018 after he spread the baseless claim that the rampage was a fabricated pretext for confiscating Americans’ firearms.

The Onion declined to disclose the price it paid for Infowars and its assets, including its production studio and diet supplement business. Mr. Jones could not immediately be reached for comment, but he said on the social media platform X this week that he planned to continue producing his online program, “The Alex Jones Show,” until he was forced to stop.

In September, a Houston judge ruled that Infowars and other assets owned by Free Speech Systems could be auctioned off in bankruptcy to compensate Mr. Jones’s creditors, which include the families of the Sandy Hook victims. Mr. Jones declared bankruptcy in 2022 as the Sandy Hook case made its way to court.

Mr. Collins said that he was informed late Wednesday by the trustee in charge of the bankruptcy auction that The Onion’s bid had prevailed. In a video posted online Thursday, Mr. Jones said that his lawyers had been told by the trustee about the sale to The Onion.

“We thought this would be a hilarious joke,” Mr. Collins said. “This is going to be our answer to this no-guardrails world where there are no gatekeepers and everything’s kind of insane.”

Mr. Collins declined to disclose the value of the advertising deal with Everytown but said that it was a multiyear agreement that would include banner advertisements and sponsored articles on the site, which will be redesigned to fit its new editorial direction.

While the alliance between Everytown and The Onion may seem like an odd fit, the two organizations share an interest in curbing gun violence, said John Feinblatt, president of Everytown. Mr. Feinblatt said that mission was underscored with depressing regularity in the aftermath of mass shootings, when The Onion goes viral with its oft-shared headline: “‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens.”

“This was an opportunity for us to give The Onion the facts, the storytelling, the data and the research that’s at our fingertips,” Mr. Feinblatt said. “And for them to give us the creativity of how to turn all of that information into new messaging to a new audience.”

Mr. Collins said that the relaunched Infowars might publish its own satirical stories that underscored the epidemic of gun violence in America in addition to sponsored content from Everytown.

Chris Mattei, a lawyer for the families of the victims of the Sandy Hook shooting, said in a statement that taking possession of Infowars amounted to accountability for “Alex Jones and his corrupt business.”

“By divesting Jones of Infowars’ assets, the families and the team at The Onion have done a public service and will meaningfully hinder Jones’s ability to do more harm,” Mr. Mattei said.

Mr. Collins said The Onion began contemplating a bid for Infowars this summer, when he read online that it was going to be auctioned off. The publication’s leadership team saw an opportunity to play a very funny, very public joke on Mr. Jones if things broke their way.

In early fall, Mr. Collins reached out to the lawyers for the families of the victims of the Sandy Hook shootings, whom he knew from his days as a reporter covering misinformation at NBC News. The families expressed support for The Onion’s bid, Mr. Collins said.

“The dissolution of Alex Jones’s assets and the death of Infowars is the justice we have long awaited and fought for,” Robbie Parker, whose daughter Emilie was killed in the Sandy Hook shooting, said Thursday in a statement.

The Onion’s plan is to relaunch Infowars next year with an approach reminiscent of Clickhole, The Onion’s sister site that poked fun at “listicles” from BuzzFeed and other purveyors of viral content.

Mr. Collins declined to provide financial details for The Onion, which is privately held, but he said that the company’s relaunched print edition had garnered “an arena” full of subscribers, helping finance the company’s bid for Infowars. Global Tetrahedron is backed by Jeff Lawson, a co-founder of the tech company Twilio.

Mr. Collins said that the families of the victims were supportive of The Onion’s bid because it would put an end to Mr. Jones’s control over the site, which has been a front of misinformation for years. He said they were also supportive of using humor as a tool for raising awareness about gun violence in America.

“They’re all human beings with senses of humor who want fun things to happen and want good things to take place in their lives,” Mr. Collins said. “They want to be part of something good and positive too.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/14/business/media/alex-jones-infowars-the-onion.html (Archive)
 
Alex Jones has stated on livestream that there were bidders that were bidding to keep Infowars so that he could continue to run and operate it, but apparently the opposing attorneys reserved the right to refuse the highest bidders and choose who they wanted to buy it. What a farce of a system.
 
Having looked into a lot of evidence and read court transcripts, witness testimonies and timelines, and watched the coverage clips I have come to the conclusion that Sandy Hook shooting was far worse than what was actually shown.

How? Simple: the only way to actually explain the sheer amount of contradictory evidence and changing timelines, body counts, location of victims and testimonies is if the entire thing was being worked backwards.

Adam Lanza had a mental breakdown, likely caused by SSRIs and went to Sandy Hook to shoot a bunch of kids as part of his anti-natalism views and weird ninlist bullshit (as shown in his youtube videos). He managed to kill maybe 2 or 3 people.

Then police showed up, fucked up hard on the response and proceeded to kill the rest of the "victims" by firing blind, panicked fighting, badly done attempts at room clearing and then imediatly went "oh shit he was already dead we were shooting them based on our own gunshots echoing" and so the timeline of what happened and when kept changing because they kept having to adjust to cover their own asses.

Media circus on the story did not help at all, in their rush to milk the tragedy media spun rumours and complete fabrications out of thin air. Too afraid of admitting their lying nature and complete lack of morals they refused to ever retract or even admit they were bullshitting, instead throwing the blame on "rumours" and "evolving story" which only opened more plotpoints.

Notice how the biggest school shootings of the last few years, both the Parkland and the Uvalde one, had eerily similar plots of "crazy loner goes to shoot up a school" but then came out that the police either knew and failed to act on threats that were red flags the size of a stadium or they sat back like cowards waiting instead of helping.
 
This won't work because Jones, love him or hate him, was a true believer who brought an insane amount energy to his content.

A smug Infowars parody was previously tried by Twitter homo dril in the show Truthpoint: Darkweb Rising that was so totally unfunny and forgettable that it doesn't even have a Wikipedia page.
I'd never heard about that show. Decided to give it a watch. God damn was that bad. An unscripted show by two people who cannot ad lib for shit and have no chemistry whatsoever. It's not even funny bad, it's just embarrassing.

Also, I want to know whose idea it was to have a show where one of the hosts is someone whose entire schtick is anonymity, forcing him to put some stupid-ass mask on and use a voice changer. Everything about this is awful.

EDIT: Oh, and congratulations on being the first person in the history of KF to even mention Truthpoint. Seriously, try searching it.
 
This is the same as if Sam Seder bought out Timcast News and started to use it to make parody news clips.
To be fair, Timcast would probably be improved if you removed Tim from the equation.
No matter the fate of Alex Jones, at least he taught us that Sandy Hook never happened.
But it... should've?
Looking forward to the Babylon Bee article on this:

Unfunny, Irrelevant Humor Website Buys Conspiracy Theory Site To Make It Even More Humorless
I feel like that's inviting a deluge of recursive articles with titles such as:

Unfunny Boomer Humor Website Casts Stones At Unfunny Xoomer Humor Website
 
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The Onion's proven itself incapable of making fun of people who are easily mockable, so of course they think they have the skills to make fun of the guy who said "I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm kind of retarded".
Yeah, they didn't recovered from the competition then the Babylon Bee give to them.

Let's see if the Onion will resale later Infowars for cheap.
 
Looking forward to the Babylon Bee article on this:

Unfunny, Irrelevant Humor Website Buys Conspiracy Theory Site To Make It Even More Humorless

As said above, Infowars IS Jones. This will be as effective as when they booted James O'Keefe out of Project Veritas and he just kept on trucking while PV imploded.


Doubtful. Onion probably paid pennies on the dollar. The judge or whoever didn't have to pick the highestbuid, just the "best"--ie one who would fire Jones so say, Elon couldn't come in and save it. They wanted someone who would gut and destroy IW.

Even if it was $100M, which I doubt, combined with anything Jones has already given, he probably isn't even a quarter way to paying the $1B judgment. So far, they aren't disclosing the amount, and if Jones isn't allowed to, they never will.

Next they will look to garnish any wages or money he makes at any new site. They will not stop until he's homeless and destitute or necks himself.
It’s sold at auction. The judge would select the auctioneer but the auction would need to be held fairly.
 
The Onion hasn't been entertaining since they killed off Accounts Receivable Supervisor Herbert Kornfeld, so I doubt they'll be able to do anything even vaguely humorous with InfoWars. Besides, how do you parody InfoWars? Alex Jones defies parody because at his best, he's so over-the-top he is parody.
Yeah, it'll be hard to equal that Alex Jones classic. :story:
 
Notice how the biggest school shootings of the last few years, both the Parkland and the Uvalde one, had eerily similar plots of "crazy loner goes to shoot up a school" but then came out that the police either knew and failed to act on threats that were red flags the size of a stadium or they sat back like cowards waiting instead of helping.
Lanza himself was "in the FBI's radar" and had the cops called on him multiple times. You can only have the same crisis come up in mass media over and over again before people start to notice patterns. IIRC Jones couldn't control himself around the judge. That still doesn't change the fact that, whether it's still the families or lawyers with organizations now, they're harder on Jones than the shooter himself. If you don't talk about shootings the right way, they'll treat you worse than they do the shooters.

Now that's comedy.

 
Ahhh, I fucking love it.
It's been a good laugh material and, seeing you believe the crap that's been on there, produced a lot of material and other lolcows too.
Finally, it's gonna be advertised as it should be. And Jones's scam pills are gone too.

Also no, Donald Trump is not my president.
I lived my whole life in Poland. It's funny seeing you destroy yourselves.
 
Glad that justice was served and those families got the billion dollars they were rightfully owed because alex jones uhh.... flips through notes ... said mean things to them. Also glad that the faggots and troons on reddit are crowing from the rooftops that the le heckin chuds are owned and gayoped. Im sure this will have no ramifications on anyone else's speech or the future of deplatforming.
 
I don't even like Alex Jones and think he's a clown but this is pure political retribution rather than anything remotely resembling justice. The First Amendment and freedom of the press exist for a reason. Just because a sympathetic party brings a case to you and you don't like the other guy isn't reason to throw it in the garbage and grant them eleventy billion dollars based on nothing.

Absolute lunacy.
the onion got bought out a while ago and has become this grotesque thing. it used to be funny.
 
The fact Poland has disappeared from world maps twice in the last few hundred years never fails to amuse. Is there any country in Europe that hasn't humiliated you at one point or another? The Duchy of Lichtenstein, maybe?
The first time it did was because a Russian tzar placed her ex boyfriend/cuck in charge of Poland to destroy the country from the inside.
The second time (although not a disappearance in full) was because of a very popular far righter with a massive fanbase teaming up with the Russian leader to destroy the country. After the war, the country was given away to Russia because the USA and UK folks felt like they didn't want a war with Russia.
Not only can you see a pattern here, but you can also see some parallels to what is happening in the USA right now.
 
The Sandy Hook families are villains and should be acosted and harrassed in public as pariahs until the day they die.

As for The Onion. This will go poorly for them if they actually do this. They are going to cause the problem that they (people like them) falsely claimed Alex Jones has been causing for decades.

A fresh start will be good for Jones.
Heaven forbid the parents be angry that some huckster tried to diminish and profit off of their children’s murder and claim it was all a false flag, you absolute fuckwit.
 
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