Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Train Operator]

This is just an obvious joke! Why aren't you laughing?

nick after committing multiple crimes and giving the personal information of someone he hates to a nonce who's obsessed with his kids:

 

[AltisticRight]

R: Ruined body.
E: Erectile dysfunction.
K: Killstream viewership.
I: Ingest cocaine.
E: Enable cuckoldry.
T: Try swinging.
A: Amusement for all.

 

[Edward Teach]

I'm really interested in what happens after Nick has "exposed" Aaron for his embarrassing tastes in porn. What does Nick think will happen and how butthurt will he be when no one really gives a shit or has he just not thought that far ahead?

Yeah this gets me too. I mean who gives as shit what you beat your meat or flick your bean to? As long as it is not something that is wood chipper worthy then who cares.

 

[Beeeeeejams]

His new audience/hugbox is the dabbleverse, and those retards are ecstatic about the porn leak and the jizz eating allegation. A small sample from /r/steeltoeboringshow:

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Consequences are something for Future Nick to worry about. Right now, strangers on the internet think he's a cool guy!

How does a shitty radio show in Minnesota get the gayest alogs?

 

[AltisticRight]

I'm feeding the drama, nothing wrong with that? Btw Some of you guys did pay for a membership to his channel. How is that better than me, just saying some quotes from here so they can be on screen to keep this entertaining?

- Oh and I am my mother's legal caregiver, she doesn't have a credit card but thank you for your concerns

Yeah, nah. Even if you're paypigging someone the site generally likes and brags about feeding the drama, you'll get mocked. Melton is human garbage. Stop giving him money. End of the story. You're not needed in his retarded antics, he'll implode on his own.
Name the other users here that paid him, I'd love to make fun of them.

You speak as if @House Cat and @ItsWhitneyBitch aren't the same person.

Not the same person but generally in the same crowd of jilted skelly ex-fan.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

ok now I gotta ask, wtf is the dabbleverse? is that just the collection of assorted aaron/steel toe alogs?

why is it called the dabbleverse if so?

The dabbleverse started when Stuttering John (a literal nobody that was lucky enough to make Howard Stern laugh with his stutter in the 90s (and then Jay Leno hired him to spite Stern without knowing that John didn't write any of his bits, he just stuttered his way through the lines he was given), basically a guy who managed to fail upwards, make millions, waste them all and is now more or less destitute, does a podcast and whines about Trump constantly) went on to Chrissie Mayr's show, and during the interview Chrissie made an innocuous comment about how he (John) dabbles in comedy. John took incredible offense to this as he sees himself as a world-class comedian (since he leeched off of Artie Lange while they were both on Stern and got to do 5min sets before Artie like other Stern writers at the time because Artie took pity on them, it's worth mentioning that Artie used to give him a hard time about this and he would get as offended as he did with Chrissie or more because Artie actually was a comedian).

Anyway, it all started there. Stuttering John got mad that Chrissie Mayr said he "dabbled in comedy", from there, a bunch of unfunny retards on the Internet noticed and latched on to it so a whole "community" of podcasts was created around it, the only one I really know about is WATP (a show that was supposed to be about unknown podcasts but dedicate most of their time to John).
It's not funny, it's not entertaining, it's a bunch of middle aged unfunny people running the same joke into the ground. I think there's a lot of crossover with compound media/Cumia but I haven't paid attention in a long time because it's honestly uninteresting.

Now there's significant crossover between the dabbleverse and Rekieta/Steel Toe alogs. They're just looking for another target to milk.

 

[There She Glows]

Yeah this gets me too. I mean who gives as shit what you beat your meat or flick your bean to? As long as it is not something that is wood chipper worthy then who cares.

This is not twitter or reddit. Welcome to the farms but please do not post reaction gif cancer.

 

[demicolon]

When you factor in Meth, it all makes sense.

Bossmanjack had enough IQ to not flaunt his drugs or admit to using drugs on Twitter, despite smoking crack every day and also having rich parents with fuck you money so no, it doesn't. A LOSER CRACKHEAD WIGGER GAMBLING ADDICT LIVING WITH HIS PARENTS IN HIS THIRTIES IS SMARTER THAN NICK REKIETA.

Oh, and Nick is cozy with pedophiles while Bossman probably spend a month in solitary for beating one up. Just fucking kill yourself Nick.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Your worst sin is that you’ve destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing Rekieta

And now you can’t even go out as an all time Kiwifarms Legend and shoot it out with police.

 

[AnOminous]

I suppose someone could cast one. Shiny Bronze (because he doesn't deserve Gold) and a big base covered in Felt.

A Brazen Balldo that immediately heats up to red hot temperature when you put it on and gives you what you deserve.

It's not funny, it's not entertaining, it's a bunch of middle aged unfunny people running the same joke into the ground.

Stuttering John was all but an ascended Wack Pack member who was only funny when he was tard wrangled on the Stern show. So no wonder some gay meme factory centered around that douche would be even less funny than he is.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Now there's significant crossover between the dabbleverse and Rekieta/Steel Toe alogs. They're just looking for another target to milk.

thanks for the info! That's far more retarded than what I was thinking the dabbleverse was wow.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

And now you can’t even go out as an all time Kiwifarms Legend and shoot it out with police.

Never say never! Nothing to lose, a vendetta against a mustachioed slobber-mutt Monson, Nick could cement his status as the Lolcow of All Time in a blaze of "Fuck you Dad!" glory!

 

[Captain Manning]

Come to the Farms, Still-Life, your comedy's wasted on these losers. We'll give you your own schizo thread and everything.

I don't know bro he's not really that funny and he's a fucking Fedposting schizo. Finding the humor in his comments is like filtering half ton loads of liquid shit to find quarter gram nuggets of gold.
And then when you get your shit nugget appraised its only Iron Pyrites.
Fuck Still Birth. Dudes a cringe faggot.

Still Life is funny solely because of where he is. In Nick's locals chat, paying him money to fedpost. Put him anywhere else and he's just another retard.

Still Life is a deranged fedposting faggot, and under absolutely no circumstances should he be encouraged to have an account here. He's only "funny" because he's pulling this crap in Nick's Locals, and nobody cares if Nick loses his ghost town of a Locals.

Sure, some of you might think him being here sounds funny, but do any of you recall what happened when some faggot posted a vague threat towards Keffals in their thread? It was swept up quick enough, but not quick enough to stop some pretty severe fallout that profoundly impacted the ability for anyone to even access the site. Like Keffals, Nick would love if the KF were taken out.

You like this thread and this site? So do I. Still Life should be nowhere near it.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

Is Randazza still with Nick? I can not imagine still having this retard as a client.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I wonder if she had to hide in the woods behind the main compound to catch some stray WiFi to post these.

Nick doesn’t want her to have the internet, cause then her inevitable onlyfans arc would offer her a chance at financial independence

Nick is trying to do with drugs what Jeffrey Dahmer tried to do with bleach and an electric drill

Damn it man. Now I can't stop seeing Nick as the world's most incapable serial killer. His kill numbers would be in the dozens if he could just figure how to lock the drill bit into the chuck, and charge the battery.

 

[Law]

Actually, the female equivalent of a bull is a 'cake' or 'cuckcake'.

Why are the names porn people come up with for things always so gobsmackingly stupid?

 

[not william stenchever]

You like this thread and this site? So do I. Still Life should be nowhere near it.

Still Life would make Nool miss having SIGVSEG around.

Why are the names porn people come up with for things always so gobsmackingly stupid?

Because the bloodflow is being redirected elsewhere in the moment.

 

[WEEKEND]

His new audience/hugbox is the dabbleverse, and those retards are ecstatic about the porn leak and the jizz eating allegation. A small sample from /r/steeltoeboringshow:

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Consequences are something for Future Nick to worry about. Right now, strangers on the internet think he's a cool guy!

Imagine setting yourself on fire just to impress Redditors. Couldn't be me.

 

[卐ㅤㅤ]

Coming onto the farms to sperg and give personal details is a good idea and this will work out well for you. Keep it up, champ, you're doing great.

 

[Coprinus Comatus]

His new audience/hugbox is the dabbleverse, and those retards are ecstatic about the porn leak and the jizz eating allegation. A small sample from /r/steeltoeboringshow

Something very homosexual about being that riled up over some literal who boring guy porn habits, but then their whole obsession with Aaron has a flair of homoerotic passion to it.