Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Balldo, in mere hours, has suggested a conspiracy against him, forgets he was originally arrested after his cokestream and then tells someone on X the Judge doesn't care if April joins court meetings from his studio.

Balldo, you realise that doesn't sound like much of a conspiracy, right? In a conspiracy the government uses any possible thing to nail you. But now they don't care?

Remember when he argued against allowing April to release the bodycam footage by saying that it would violate the protective order (he asked for) and that “when the government has you by the balls (your kids) you don’t do anything that could piss them off”?

Strangely, when it comes to unsuccessfully attempting to have drunken ball sex with his herpes-ridden eternally 16 BPD cokewhore, he’s entirely comfortable with doing things that could piss off the government. How WEIRD and FUNNY!

 

[Soapmore]

Do you Hear that Nick, Keffals beat you, you let Keffals beat you, Keffals Won! which is probably your greatest crime of all (aside from the child on cocaine thing).

Rekieta v Keffals = L
Rekieta v Montegraph = L
Rekieta for Vic = L
Rekieta v Trad = L
Rekieta v Alcohol = L
Rekieta v Drugs = L
Rekeita v Parenting = L
Rekieta v Church = L
Rekieta v A-Logs = L
Rekieta v Kandiyohi = 2nd period, down by 50 pts
Rekieta v Imholte = 2nd period, down by 100 pts (+50 to Imholte for losing 140 lbs of dead weight)
Rekeita v Good Living = game forfeited

 

[ChadBrazilian]

April wants to start a podcast, huh? From the sounds of her situation she'll need a new computer, a microphone, a camera, maybe some nice lighting and audio equipment if she wants to be really professional about it. She might even want to put a little set together so it looks nice. Sounds expensive. I bet $6000 or so would come in really handy for that startup.

What will she talk about? She is literally a whore. She has literally nothing interesting or insightful to say.

Nicks pod cast mentions of April's hot pocket and body: 124.
Nicks pod cats mentions of Kayla's body: 0.

What a pig.

Even as hookup material; April is fucking bottom tier. I genuinely don't see the appeal in someone so trashy,

The idea of her being banished to the cuckqueen shed watching that on her phone while Balldo plays house is hilarious to me.

Actually, the female equivalent of a bull is a 'cake' or 'cuckcake'. It makes sense considering how much she loves sugar.

 

[Train Operator]

i don't have the clip on me but I'm pretty sure Keanu basically said nick missed or was late to a drug test causing him and Kayla to have a big fight and that was thing thing April was blamed for. did anyone else see that?

 

[Windy Moors]

Spotted Misty (fallen Balldoguard) in the comments of this elissa clips video:

She makes some good points towards the end especially this one:
-"April needs to gtfo".

When Misty mentions "the foot guy or whoever that loser is". Does she mean the toe (Aaron) but got mixed up?

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Spotted Misty (fallen Balldoguard) in the comments of this elissa clips video:

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She makes some good points towards the end especially this one:
-"April needs to gtfo".

When Misty mentions "the foot guy or whoever that loser is". Does she mean the toe (Aaron) but got mixed up?

Imagine not being able to gaslight Misty.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Keffals getting Nick banned forced Nick onto Rumble which resulted in Nick getting the Rumble deal and acting like a spoilt teenager for a year, Keffals indirectly started the chain of events which led into Nick destroying his life.

It's got to be absolutely preying on what little is left of Nick's mind, just how incredible Rumble's viewership was on election day. More people were watching Rumble for election results than CNN and MSNPC combined.

Nick was probably shrieking and sobbing in his filthy shower "I MADE YOU!!!!"

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

If when Nick loses his license via disbarment how long until he starts practicing law without a license?

He didn't practice with a license, why would he start practicing without one?



What a way to respond to brisket. He does give a half-hearted thank you shortly after this clip ends, while he's still off-screen, but he seems to be seething.

 

[Dee Reynolds]

What will she talk about? She is literally a whore. She has literally nothing interesting or insightful to say.

Here’s Aprils very last show she did on Steel Toe before she decided to pack her shit and move into the bunker. She was alone for the first hour or so (rough estimate) and it’s an excellent insight as to what we can look forward to on her rumored promising future.

Can April Fly Solo?

 

[Edward Teach]

Started to watch Keanu but stopped. Someone asked her a nice question and her face kind of said it all. Didn't seem like she got any calls but basically said you have to wait until her video tonight with Crissie. Then she went to play Robolox.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Still Life, come join Kiwifarms. You can have a Mass Debate about spiral Mac and Cheese and give Null an aneurysm over fake cheeses.

 

[Strix454]

What will she talk about? She is literally a whore. She has literally nothing interesting or insightful to say.

She will follow the path of Keanu, Chrissy Mayr, Anna that dirt-eating Star Wars Girl and many more. She will do a simp show. She will attract the usual audience of dead-eyed men eager to throw cash at women. And if she can't manage that, she will go to twitch and play deer hunting video games in a camo sports bra. She may even find some creepy old man with a big insurance policy to marry.

 

[Captain Manning]

Started to watch Keanu but stopped. Someone asked her a nice question and her face kind of said it all. Didn't seem like she got any calls but basically said you have to wait until her video tonight with Crissie. Then she went to play Robolox.

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I wonder if Chrissy is gonna turn next.

It's obvious Keri made her feel super uncomfortable. Talkin' all that shit truth about Nick in a completely even-keeled and calm manner.

Maybe in the course of that show Joe will burst through the wall like the Kool Aid Man.

"Ladies, ladies! STOP! Nick took me fishing in his pond! He loves his kids! TRUST THE PLAN!"

 

[Luke gama]

Can you imagine going back to the highest viewer Johnny Depp trial when nick was the embodiment of the family guy.

No one and I mean no one could have imagined that nick would make Johnny Depp look like a tee totaller.

Even when kiwi farms was saying nick was on the Coco I still don't think he could get this bad.

It's only daddies money that's keeping nick from being in a gas no brakes video were he's freestyling homeless rapping about how actually the nerds are wrong

 

[Lemondale]

What will he cook next?

 

[Desktop User2]

What will he cook next?

Meth.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

If I'm not wrong you can eat your doctor prescribed meds while on bond and piss tests in 'Murica?

The answer to this is "yes but."

If someone is on drug monitoring due to being on bond for a drug charge, generally, at least in my area, part of the conditions of bond are to "remain sober," which would include prescription medications. What that means for people on, say, Adderall or Concerta, is that they can take those medications as prescribed, but can have their bond revoked if they abuse them. Some jurisdictions don't test for the level of metabolites, but some do, and if you're in a jurisdiction that does, they will revoke your bond if you piss hot for a level of metabolites that indicate a higher usage than what is prescribed.

Again, this is what I know about stuff in my area specifically, so YMMV significantly.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Someone asked her a nice question and her face kind of said it all. Didn't seem like she got any calls but basically said you have to wait until her video tonight with Crissie.

I don't know. That seems like the facial expression of somebody who is reliving a Rekieta shower call in their mind.

You can admit people getting punished for things they didn't say is shitty, because you could be criticizing people for the things they actually do. Nick was obviously in the right in the situation

Any way you slice it, his YouTube ban was still bullshit on principle.

The Rage Twig got blackout drunk and started screaming about how he was going to ruin the people who submitted ethics complaints against him. This isn't a YouTube thing. The Rage Pig's stream from yesterday with Feaser was deleted from Rumble for similar reasons.

 

[BlastMonk]

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April: "[Nick's] like an Abercrombie & Fitch model, fuck."

Nick: "WITH MORE HEROIN."

At the time I think a lot of people thought this was Nick joking about how much weight he lost from his coke habit. Turns out its another example of him 'joking' by telling the truth

 

[Schpoots]

I hope beyond hope that someone somewhere recorded one of these mystical shower calls.