"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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It should be a problem. I don’t think they offer a bachelor of retardation in cheese studies.
 
He can barely read or do joined up writing. I remember when he was so relevant we had to answer Q's to access the super secret squirrel forum. The truth is, in current year, he is about as funny as a fire in an orphanage. Yet, I still check up on him because, for me, he is a legacy cow.

He will sit on his arse, bounce and squeak on X, collect his SSI, eat cheese; all the while getting australatinix bicycle tattoos in garbled Spanish/Hebrew. This is what your taxes pay for. A potato looking daddy rape victim mother abuser. Be consigned to dust you relic.

Yeah, remember when he was Jewish and hurt his balls being a brave Latinx cyclist. Good times.
 
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It should be a problem. I don’t think they offer a bachelor of retardation in cheese studies.
Two possibilities spring to mind. Either someone pointed out his ignorance in an Internet exchange and he took that literally, or his retardation has become so obvious that people have doubts about his ability to function as an adult.

Personally, I’d love to see Phil trying to assert his authority at school. A middle-aged man getting the literal shit kicked out of him by a bunch of six-year-olds would be hilarious.
 
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You can't go back to school based on your views of Israel vs Palestine? Nigger I used to get in trouble all the time in college and high school for voicing my shit about political shit but I never dressed as a fucking junk rate soldier. Fuck I'm even 1/4 Ukrainian and I don't even give a fuck who wins. My great grandfather fought in the war where USSR was both Ukrainian and Russian based on the same side.

Phil just larps like the biggest fucking faggot ever and has no place in getting into other people's biz even if it makes him feel important
 
Who’s suggesting that Phil go back to school?
lmao dis nigga wants to go back to school meanwhile there are people Phil's age who've had nearly an entire career already

Besides nobody on campus likes the one oldhead 40-something year old who is back in school again, but is still fucking around on campus with juvenile protest horseshit. There's always at least one on every campus and 90% of the time they're doing it to be a sex pest.
 
It's time to admit his tugboat (battleship) has sunk. Maybe Trump will instate work requirements. Phil can sort glass at the recycling plant. At least until he tries to eat some broken glass.
We can only hope.

I'm 100% for workfare. Show up, do your joe job for 8 hours, get your ticket stamped and come back tomorrow. At the end of the week you get your money based on your hours worked.

Taters wouldn't last a day in that kind of situation. He's not disabled enough to claim he can't work. He's just a lazy bastard.
 
lmao dis nigga wants to go back to school meanwhile there are people Phil's age who've had nearly an entire career already

Besides nobody on campus likes the one oldhead 40-something year old who is back in school again, but is still fucking around on campus with juvenile protest horseshit. There's always at least one on every campus and 90% of the time they're doing it to be a sex pest.
If you are over 25, don't bother with a social life at college. Focus on your work.
 
Who’s suggesting that Phil go back to school?

his retardation has become so obvious that people have doubts about his ability to function as an adult.
Sometimes day centres where basic life skills and crafts are taught is referred to as 'college'. I wonder if someone is trying to steer him in that direction to get him out from under their feet.
 
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It should be a problem. I don’t think they offer a bachelor of retardation in cheese studies.
I like how he's pretending he'd be a rebel outcast, when in reality he'd be preaching to the choir in a liberal echo chamber. Even the worst case scenario would be he makes a fool of himself and others but another slightly less retarded person swoops in to save him, as we've seen before.
 
I like how he's pretending he'd be a rebel outcast, when in reality he'd be preaching to the choir in a liberal echo chamber. Even the worst case scenario would be he makes a fool of himself and others but another slightly less retarded person swoops in to save him, as we've seen before.
I think the problem he faces is that he doesn’t understand any of the talking points he parrots, so there’s a good chance that he’d end up saying something completely asinine that puts him on the wrong side of the political discourse.

That being said, the real reason he’d be an outcast is because he’d be a middle-aged retard trying to impress teenagers with obvious lies about his badassery.
 
I like how he's pretending he'd be a rebel outcast, when in reality he'd be preaching to the choir in a liberal echo chamber. Even the worst case scenario would be he makes a fool of himself and others but another slightly less retarded person swoops in to save him, as we've seen before.
Its why he's always late to the party on ideas. Don't get me wrong he's incredibly lazy. But he knows to test the water by waiting. Then he still fucks up often and needs to re invent his cool badass anime persona.

It'll be hilarious because reality is he's a fat old man in section 8 and that won't change. He will just get more out of touch and cringe as he ages. I actually look forward to people cooliing the fuck off in social media (hey what other trend have we not expected) and Phil getting swatted and shit by trannies after he says kil normies.
 
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