Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[Shanndog]

I think @CowPox ment if someone told Andy that they were going to beat his ass, pull a knife on him or otherwise outright threaten to kill him, put him in a REAL fight-or-flight response situation.

I wonder this myself. My first instinct is to say he'd pull a Chris-Chan "hedgehog defense" and just curl up into a wimpering little ball of fear and beg for his life.

He surely can't run from anyone not fatter then he is and I just don't see him trying to fight back if someone smacked him around. Ultimately he's just a fat bully who abuses with his words more then his actions.

oooohh i see what you mean, LOL dude , i can SO picture Andrew ditch doing the hedgehog move or similar; not so much morphing into a jackie chan fighting dynamo type deal and kicking ass, acting all ''magically healed hallelujah its a miracle'' !

 

[grand larsony]

lmao

"Even before Andy made his (skid)mark onto the culture it was basically a tidal wave of damaging misconceptions that were still combatting."
I'm left wondering what the misconceptions that surround shitting your pants for fun are

 

[Bob's Vagene]

I think @CowPox ment if someone told Andy that they were going to beat his ass, pull a knife on him or otherwise outright threaten to kill him, put him in a REAL fight-or-flight response situation.

I wonder this myself. My first instinct is to say he'd pull a Chris-Chan "hedgehog defense" and just curl up into a wimpering little ball of fear and beg for his life.

He surely can't run from anyone not fatter then he is and I just don't see him trying to fight back if someone smacked him around. Ultimately he's just a fat bully who abuses with his words more then his actions.

I often wonder what he'd do if a big black Jamal whipped his enormous 11 inch dick out and started coming toward him. Would he run, or finally admit he's gay? #askingtherealquestions

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm left wondering what the misconceptions that surround shitting your pants for fun are

There's no way to argue this isn't a hilarious motivation for calling out Andy Ditch.

But everyone always complaints that weird fetish groups aren't policing themselves adequately; lord knows the troons fell asleep on the job. Good on you, autistic diaper fetish lady; gatekeeping your hobby is the first step on the road to respectability. I imagine the official statement from the diaper fetish community disavowing Andy is still tied up in committee.

 

[The Un-Clit]

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"Even before Andy made his (skid)mark onto the culture it was basically a tidal wave of damaging misconceptions that were still combatting."
I'm left wondering what the misconceptions that surround shitting your pants for fun are

Wow....just....WOW. Someone trollshielding themselves with Andy THE FUCKING POOPSQUATCH Ditch is not something I ever expected to see in my lifetime!

 

[Shanndog]

Officer Bentley Goes In and attempts to share the hard truths of what Andrew Ditch really is to his Aunt Diane who thinks her ''poor disabled nephew is in such bad need and cant help his issues''​

 

[Bob's Vagene]

New vid from Andy.

 

[nevertosubmit88]

Officer Bentley Goes In and attempts to share the hard truths of what Andrew Ditch really is to his Aunt Diane who thinks her ''poor disabled nephew is in such bad need and cant help his issues''​

Common Officer Bentley W

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Haha God damn I just really hope this dude dies hahaha

 

[diggernicks]

I'm amazed his Facebook is 99 percent public with no interaction except a few people who heart his posts bitching about no one wiping his ass. Name on FB is Andrew diatch ditch. Picture is him as a kid. Tons on cope and gross stories on it.

 

[Governor Rocknar]

I'm amazed his Facebook is 99 percent public with no interaction except a few people who heart his posts bitching about no one wiping his ass. Name on FB is Andrew diatch ditch. Picture is him as a kid. Tons on cope and gross stories on it.

Trolling never lasts long enough on Andy's FB. As soon as it goes up, Andy takes it down or else his precious narrative is ruined forever.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Andy's Not Good Very Bad Day

Old Andy has a meeting with APS where he is told he does in fact not have autism can is 100% capable of living on his own and they will not be providing him the 24 hour care he's requesting.

It seems at Andy's last hospitalization he asked for a guardianship to "help him do stuff" and after the hospital turfed Andy out he got put up in a hotel by the city. Andy of course wants the APS staff to do everything for him from wiping his ass to getting him food and he's good enough gaming the system to get some people to do that for him but uh-oh, enter Angela a high level APS supervisor who has a sit down with Andy to tell him APS won't be doing that for him anymore.

Turns out Andy blew his entire month's stipend ($600)at Wal-Mart in less then a week and now he's hungry and out of money. He spend it all on Door Dash'ing McDonalds to his hotel room and now he's unable to pay for his hotel stay and he wants APS to "help him get stuff done because he doesn't understand things". But Angela is like no your capable of doing these things and it's not our job to take care of you, we just manage your stipend.

The video is pretty tame (no Andy chimp out) but Andy gets some harsh truths laid out on him and it's a good watch.

Angela gives old Andy a pretty hard time and she gives zero shits about his excuses and his "oh but my doctor says I have autism" routine. You go gurl!

Again it's really funny how Andrew baby talks right up until he needs to use his civil rights and knowledge of the medical system. Where suddenly he's very knowledgeable and able to communicate about how and what he's entitled to by law and how easily he threatens to report Angela and Co for abuse of his rights if he doesn't get what he wants. No doubt this is why someone like Angela was brought in as she's a high level supervisor. In the recording she says she is his current APS Rep's supervisors supervisor.

 

[Shanndog]

Andy's Not Good Very Bad Day

Old Andy has a meeting with APS where he is told he does in fact not have autism can is 100% capable of living on his own and they will not be providing him the 24 hour care he's requesting.

It seems at Andy's last hospitalization he asked for a guardianship to "help him do stuff" and after the hospital turfed Andy out he got put up in a hotel by the city. Andy of course wants the APS staff to do everything for him from wiping his ass to getting him food and he's good enough gaming the system to get some people to do that for him but uh-oh, enter Angela a high level APS supervisor who has a sit down with Andy to tell him APS won't be doing that for him anymore.

Turns out Andy blew his entire month's stipend ($600)at Wal-Mart in less then a week and now he's hungry and out of money. He spend it all on Door Dash'ing McDonalds to his hotel room and now he's unable to pay for his hotel stay and he wants APS to "help him get stuff done because he doesn't understand things". But Angela is like no your capable of doing these things and it's not our job to take care of you, we just manage your stipend.

The video is pretty tame (no Andy chimp out) but Andy gets some harsh truths laid out on him and it's a good watch.

Angela gives old Andy a pretty hard time and she gives zero shits about his excuses and his "oh but my doctor says I have autism" routine. You go gurl!

Again it's really funny how Andrew baby talks right up until he needs to use his civil rights and knowledge of the medical system. Where suddenly he's very knowledgeable and able to communicate about how and what he's entitled to by law and how easily he threatens to report Angela and Co for abuse of his rights if he doesn't get what he wants. No doubt this is why someone like Angela was brought in as she's a high level supervisor. In the recording she says she is his current APS Rep's supervisors supervisor.

yeah im watching the MrBeefy vid right now, and this is long overdue that these social workers ad public assistance people start telling andy the truth and telling him like it is !
its so disgusting, just how long he plays that game and puts on that bullshit act !!

 

[Meat Target]

Listening to Andy is the antidote to a good mood.

It sounds like they were meeting in a public place. Probably a precaution to reduce the chances of him chimping out.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Listening to Andy is the antidote to a good mood.

It sounds like they were meeting in a public place. Probably a precaution to reduce the chances of him chimping out.

One of the lady's in the video say that they're in a Dunkin Donuts. Weird ass place to have a meeting about medical issues fo'sho

 

[Meat Target]

One of the lady's in the video say that they're in a Dunkin Donuts. Weird ass place to have a meeting about medical issues fo'sho

People who need to discuss some serious conflict will do that to avoid it devolving into a shouting match.

For example: it's why in Breaking Bad, Hank and Marie went out to dinner with Walt and Skyler when Hank found out that Walt is Heisenberg.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

People will also meet in public because it's neutral territory.

 

[Aunt Carol]

People who need to discuss some serious conflict will do that to avoid it devolving into a shouting match.

There's a tacit societal understanding that Dunkin' Donuts deserves a certain level of respect and decorum.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I like to think they met at a Dunkin for the reason Andy gave: to laugh at him for being poor.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Another Andy video drop, this time he bitches and moans while he forges a APS complaint form because they won't give him the place in a assisted living home with 24 hour care on tap that he wants needs.

The video is mostly drek but we do learn a few interesting tidbits because the PoopSquatch has AI read out his medical history while he's faking his complaint. It's worth listening too if your a PoopSquatch lore fan.

So what do we learn?

1. Momma PoopSquatch is not long for this world, being moved to a palliative care home a few weeks ago.
2. Poppa PoopSquatch is in fucking re-hab, damn it he's 78 just let the man drink!
3. This is why Andy was taken from the home, he thought he had a perfect chance to get his dream life by saying no one was there to care for him at home so he will die. So APS came and scooped him into their tender mercies.
4. We learn that big brother Mike is apparently the only Ditch to escape the hell-scape of the Ditch premises and lives a nice normal life according to Andy...what Andy considers normal is up for debate but at least he's not locked in hell like the rest of his family and has the smarts to have nothing to do with any of them.
5. Andy's got ban's on his ass from several area hospitals and other local crisis services, this is what really chaps his ass as they are "not allowed" to refuse him service due to his disabilities, hence the complaint and possible lolsuit (oh please god yes!) This is nothing but pure 'buse
6. Andy's APS guardian "Laura" is a real bitch and won't help Andy do anything like she's supposed to, she doesn't even answer his calls and keeps his money locked down so he can't blow it all at Walmart buy the "things he needs". He pleaded and begged and lied to get a legal guardian and it's super awesome that he's getting exactly what he asked for.
7. Andy's "behavioural issues" got him locked out of his dream life of sitting in bed all day while other people feed him, change his diapers, wash his body and talk to him in a assisted living home. APS has clearly stated that Andy is not autistic and fully capable of looking after himself and they will not pay for that level of care. And this is why he's furiously pounding out complaints to APS head office and threatening lawfare. Yes Andy, spend your last days in that hotel room before you get evicted doing civil rights and legal research and writing up a massive complaint based on highly technical legal jargon. That's sure to convince everyone your a IQ75 level retard who needs a caregiver.
8. Andy can't go home for some legal reason, whether APS won't let him or Poppa or Joe got a restraining order while Andy was in APS's tender care we don't know but he's worries as he may indeed be homeless and living in a shelter very soon.

Anyway here it is "enjoy"