Pretty sure one major core aspect STILL missing is surgery. Like fucking really? Of all the things to not have in a spessmens game that's what they refuse to implement
1. Gimmicks
2. Fucking over other roles and jobs they don't like, in a way they cant do in ss13 due to player backlash.
After all the only reason they have borgs is #2. We will get surgery once someone in medical pisses off a dev and it will be the most god awful shit ever.
Its cool and I'd like to have it, but my point is that the way they designed the game makes it not usable as infrastructure to build on. Its not like they invented the first real time lense effect, thats existed since the early 2000s. A post processing effect like that would be relatively easy to slap on top of normal rendering without having to touch the rest of their mess and thats probably why they chose to add it. In fairness I cant do anything to replicate it but I'm fairly sure the current byond maintainers could add post processing effects without a major overhaul.
@geckogoy I finally have some free time to cooode, should I take a crack at improving the blob factory spawn behaviours or are you already onto it? Asking coz I saw that blob SFX addition and thought that you may be already working on blob yourself.
@geckogoy I finally have some free time to cooode, should I take a crack at improving the blob factory spawn behaviours or are you already onto it? Asking coz I saw that blob SFX addition and thought that you maybe already working on blob yourself.
I could do that. @geckogoy is it alright if I do that? I'm not sure how you feel about me advertising my own creations over your actual work like that.
I will do the announcement either way though.
I could do that. @geckogoy is it alright if I do that? I'm not sure how you feel about me advertising my own creations over your actual work like that.
I will do the announcement either way though.
Okay I Retard Niggered into Kiwi (Riviera?) Station. Figured out some basic controls and made my character. Hopefully people will pile in at 6 and this isn't dead + gay.
EDIT: I accidentally started the server and now it's being pelted by meteors. The power's out, I'm all alone, my hand has electricity burns and I lost my clothes. Please send help.
Also another update, the C&C consoles now read your PDA/ID in its ID slot, so you don't need to take it off your belt to log in and call the shuttle etc
They make all decisions emotionally, and the health of the game itself is never a priority because they don't care about it except as a recruiting tool.
I hope the IRA doesn't kneecap me. Thankfully I don't live in the British Isles. Parody of the tune Man from the Daily Mail, an IRA song.
Oh, SS14 is a very funny game, sir
Devs are a strange and troubled band
The slavs fucked out of the 'cord sir,
The rest they demand to be called ma'am
Every furfags got a pride flag
Tied firmly to their tail
And it wouldn't be surprising
If there'd be another banning
Said the man from New Zeeland
(Chorus)
Oh, every player upon his word
Sayingoh no — I'm not Rane Sir!
Jezithyr's cracking Skyes furry porn game,
On f95 there, nothing was lost there.
And every jannyfag in voice chat
Sexting minors and "wo-man"
And it wouldn't be surprising
If there'd be another banning
Said the man from New Zeeland
Oh, the other day they took a poll there
Troons are 41% of the team
Wonder if that's the survival rate here
After Jezithyr's out of HRT
They'll, march to the SJW lockstep
But PJB used to wail nigger to no avail
And every time I show up
They would ban me for "threat to life" 'ere
Said the man from New Zeeland
Oh, every player upon his word
Saying oh no — I'm not Rane sir !
Jezithyr's cracking Skyes furry porn game,
On f95 there, nothing was lost there.
And every jannyfag in voice chat
Sexting minors and "wo-man"
And it wouldn't be surprising
If there'd be another banning
Said the man from New Zeeland
Oh, the whole place is filled with groomers
It's discord through and through
All the 'mins are grooming minors
And giving them HRT too
Well some trolls just sent me
A 41% in my email
And I'm shaking in me fursuit
As I'm loading my shotgun too
Said the troon from the discord now
Wish i could have joined yesterday but had an extra shift at work and hurt my back so bad i just got home and collapsed on my bed. Hope some of you guys saved some cool stories for me to read.
Since I haven't done so in a little while, I'll do a full green (honorably) rundown.
Pre-game
>liggering (as HoP, the top jew)
>do my accessjanie duties
>captain is a xe/xer
>fix the mistakes of engineering incompetents
>have an enlightening PDA dialogue with the clown
>some nigger slaughtered the slobbermutt
>anyway, all is good with the world and we crew transfer
>captain becomes was/were by fellow nigger La'Jarious' hand
>clone him, he's even more retarded in his new life, keeps chanting "wakanda" for some reason
>the only time that everyone doesn't explode after round end
First Round
>the second liggering (janitor)
>traitor mode
>two jeet poos have hit the station, this will only result in disaster
>one of them a captain, the other a common punjabi
>nanotrasen orders both jeets to get flushed
>through fire, cleanliness will be served
>start slowly equipping myself
>a clown has entered the bridge and commandeered the comms console
>yoink the pinpointer, realize jeetptain still has his nuke disky
>spot him in maintenance, but have no weapon, so have to let the turdkey go
>others do, but they're preoccupied with the other 'jeet, shooting jeet skeet
>first jeet down, Poomar Ranjapooni gives me a whole lot of fucking work to clean as he gets mauled through the hallways
>his screams serenade me as I clean his blood off the halls
>someone murdered the slobbermutt again
>anyway, a wild, gun-totting captjabi has entered medbay
>a shootout occurs in surgery, wherein a traitor explodes
>take the 'jeet down with the surgeon, with accidental beheading (to Fate, the surgeon's glee)
(targetting is still kinda fucking weird, notice how I missed him wit the laser and hit the wall behind him instead)
>golden ticket acquired (stained by poo-hands)
>return to cleaning all there is, now an ablino with a spent gat (TL note: the captain had an ablative vest and a W-T 550 Saber)
>thomas aquinas proudly announces that he slayed the slobberbeast and that he ate its flesh
>one (1) single ERT boy gets deployed to the station, John Halo
>spend the rest of the shift cleaning all the punjabi blood
>until the AI malds out and starts shocking random doors (as is its privilege, when considering niggers and liggers)
>until plenty of humans get shocked as well
>be witness to Knight merking Calhoun, do nothing because this ain't my hood
>enter into a pact with La'Jarious, The Nigger
>start cutting all cameras once the AInigger starts shocking everything there is
>shuttle is nearly here, but escape cannot be trusted
>there's a blasmaflood (somehow unrelated to AI)
>shuttle leaves without me, survive despite all attempts on my life
>am purging the AI and giving a singular law, "Wipe yourself NOW" when the round ends (and there is no longer an AI)
One, fuck AI niggers. Two, fuck AI niggers. Three, fuck AI niggers. Four, fuck AI niggers.
Second round
>liggering the third (janitor, again)
>syndies mode
>shortly after the captain shatters his laser case, the usual engitard complains about the DEI hire CE plasmaflooding the engine room
>he's called Katie Morro @Kiwi Love Thread
sorry babe, this is the Kool Kids' Klub, no girls allowed (they killed every preceding SS13 server with attentionwhoring) (but do come back, it's okay to fuck up, just don't initially play head roles which have higher expectations, Sneed is an engi-aspie but he means well)
>CE gets apprehended at the bridge
>find a vagrant botanist missing a leg outside the bridge, and the remains of his leg just inside bridge
>he no walky even with helpy (will find out that canes are good for this later)
>eventually escort Stumpy to medbay, where he lay
>but there is no medbay staff
>as the station is largely clean, volunteer to replace his leg after I put him in an office chair (wheelchairs need porting)
>get some vulgaris (wtf you can't roll fat fucking spliffs)
>get access for medbay and robotics
>Syndicate Agents Detected
>oh god oh fuck, leggy can wait, time to go to security with chair fuckboy
>have to weld into security to get at the armory and arm ourselves
>kahBOOM
>teleporter exploded in front of us, pressure loss, commies definitely in there
>actually help the captain, with our 4 guns between us?
>nah lol, go to surgery where I replace Stumpy's leg with a robot one, heroism is for faggots
>captain's nearly dead outside in medbay
>try and fix him up, with defibs and surgery and everything instead of cloning
>kahBOOM
>Syndicate Major Victory
Third Round
>liggering (warden-kind)
>xenos mode
>nigger and ligger sec duo
>do the thug shaker for el capitan, as ordered
>xenos detected in xenobio by 7 minutes in and crankin' that armory hawg
>have to equip myself with tools and shit amid dodging black carapaceous niggers to storm
>confound this lack of access preventing us from easily storming the xeniggers
>set up shop outside virology, start pelting lasers at the monkeys and eggs visible
>laser out the windows and doors to hopefully suffocate all the monkeys, preventing them from popping xigg-wise
>see the queen just as I run out of juice in the e-gun
>don ridiculous fatfuck ligger space suit to engage xiggas properly
>virology is largely cleared
>but multiple crew is facehugged
>tough love: bash their fucking skulls in until they're proper dead and clone them
>one of said crew is the captain; snatch his ID to upgrade mine so I can actually set up cloning
>clone captain Brad Pitt and clown (clown)
>call shuttle
>the fucking xiggers acided all of the SMES
>clever girls (male, no girls allowed)
>station rapidly running out of power, but it's okay, we're going home
>storm xeno and pop a few more eggs before the shuttle arrives
>no xeno presence on the shuttle
>lock retarded seccie nigger (extra retarded from cloning) into a sec locker
>enter centcomm, it's flooded with ERT faggots gunning us down
>only survivor of the ERT is La'Jarious Sneed the sec nigga
Total. Xeno. Death.
Fourth Round
>liggering (HoP)
>it's blob.
>blob lasts about 10 minutes
>but also some meteors
>go back home
>execute Larry Mingle on the way back to Centcommy because he stomped a friendly pet mouse
>all get exploded by God on disembark
Fifth Round
>Al Sneed, Botanist
>You are a Traitor!
>Objectives: am to make an example of Peter Connor, Assistant; steal an ablative vest; escape
>there's two niggers as chefs and one additional nigger as botany
>shit, charles, just like the old days
>plant some shit
>Kiwi on a treadmill. (no treadmill)
>by the time I'm done equipping myself for The Work and checking sec of an opening (with thermals, for safety), the roboticist is screaming that a cargo tech took off his legs
>go to robotics, armed with axe
>it's Connor
>it's now or never, Al, you're going to be a hero
>Al Sneed's kill count: 1 (it's red because I'm thinking about Chuck)
>one jectie maimed, roboticist Jimmy gets rescued by an engie
>Clown rushes in to help Jimmy, but he's too late
>scrub the air in toxins from the CO2 sabotage, go back to farming (perhaps I shall craft a tomacco yet)
>robust harvest doesn't seem to have any real effect on potency
>hack into captain's in the vain hope of finding a golden ticket
>nada, get cap's laser and egun instead
>captain is mighty mad at the clown for some reason, demands he come to the front of the bridge
>using Connor's unlocked uplink, get an emag and steal an ablino from armory
>return to botany
>give my botanist nigger the egun for safe-keeping
>go to medbay to witness the clown get fucking executed by the captain, have his leg blown off by gunfire and everything
>fucking brutal
>arrests the clown despite internal bleeding and enough lead in his chest to cast a full pan
>emag into chemistry real quick to brew a pot full of bicard, maybe I can stem the internal bleeding
>clown is gone by the time I get out, nowhere to be seen
>gravity generator goes offline, we'z floating up in this bitch
>some one-legged bastard called Kai keeps hobbling around, sits down in bar
>my chef nigga getting merked by the detective in bar, captain present
>decide to help my brother in surname (and nothing else)
>pull him out
>this enrages the detective and captain
>Al Sneed's kill count: 3
>Immediate casualties: 4 (poor La'Jarious Sneed and Hardt)
>no idea why the captain had a melty at Hardt
>in the words of Kai Reichard, NIGGER ULTIMATE VICTORY
>gib both the captain and detective for their troubles
>guts and gun casings everywhere, with a few bullets clinking in my guts, I call the shuttle
>just barely keep myself alive long enough to heal myself in chemistry
>ask Jimmy the ex-stumpy roboticist to fix my shit
>he does, bless his soul
>clone Hardt, too late for La'Jarious who comes out a double blind retard (again)
>pull some produce into the shuttle, along with a crate full of captain and detective
>feed Nick some spicy enchiladas, he loves that shit
>reveal the crate full of arms, legs, organs, meat and other remains of the captain and detective
>butt naked brother La'Jarious blindly stumbles through the meat chunks of the detective and captain
>all jecties: successful
>in the endgame crawl it is revealed that the clown had fucking bankrupted Jimmy through jewish embezzling tricks, put the poor fucker $45k in debt
Sixth Round
>Tyrone Jamais, secnigger (literal)
>shieeeeeeeeeeeet
>drag around secbarrier all shift long (turns out it's useless and it can't deploy, at least not in a way I can figure out, yet you can shoot over it)
>commune with fellow negroids such as Treyvarius Williams about raycis captains
>HoP Mauricio tries to convince me to jobby in Cargo instead
>nah nigga that shit's for jews
>patrol the station again and again
>it's all Legitimate African-American Roleplay Station until the syndie message plays
>A stealth syndicate warship was detected, etc.
>run to armory
>then to EVA to suit up
>equipped with REAL gun, I go find them republicans
>hear booms all around, see engineering is under shutters
>spot real live republicans gathering in a blown up engineering
>don't wait, hold barrier up to their attempted C4'd door
>shoot over barrier
>nobody else's arrived yet
>commit suicide by syndie like a true nigger
>DEAD: shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
>watch crew and reps duke it out over engineering, 3 of us boys and a MG'd up RIPLEY versus 4 commies
>no crew survives, but also only 1 commie does
>they blow themselves up
>last remaining commie C4s through cargo for some reason (he doesn't know that he didn't even read the code
>someone's dragging me back to medbay, but there's no medical personnel, so
>ERT time
>Cockley McGlockley, ERT Specialist
>dress up—
>Crew Major Victory!
>oh
>okay we're going anyway
>all fucking six of us, including one in H.R.T. ware
>engineering is absolutely fucked, so try and go set up the solars
>the fucking solar outposts are all out of power and all the airlocks are fucking bolted, so I can't easily pass through without going aaaaaaaaaall the way around to the nearest functioning airlock (don't have a full belt of tools either) (skill issue)
>shuttle is called
>set up two solars anyway, power is starting to trickle in
>New NanoTrasen update available at all communication consoles.
>"Response team members your new orders are to quarantine the crew. Kill everyone. CentCom out."
>ok lol
>shoot a naked freshly cloned dude in the face with 50BMP
>pull the dead Ian to medbay, get NIGGER INSPECTATION the ERT to defib him back to life
>keep him in a locker so he doesn't croak it on the way back to centcomm
>good idea, because God summons meaty whores
>one strikes the shuttle and the whole thing is open to space
>with the doggy safe and buckled in CentComm, I hide in a closet to successfully escape Jesus' wrath
>Jesus fucking explodes Ian anyway
>You wanna put a bangin' donk on it.
In those rounds I never once rolled medbay, yet had to play medical anyway, setting up the cloners in most of them, including one where a guy was just stuffing clonebabies in THE TUBES with only cryoxadone. We really should organize a Medbay Literacy Special Round someday. It might be OOC to be a medGOD on all characters regardless of creed, but I think it's fair if it gets more people back into the round and actually playing instead of rolling on the ground, moaning.
Whinging: Since when are autoinjectors inaprov instead of 5u tricord? They're practically useless. There's 15u of inaprov in a syringe for a reason. There's also a few mapping errors, most notably the missing transition tiles around in-flight shuttle. Also, gun rechargers REALLY need buffing. They should be at least twice as fast, if not more, otherwise it takes multiple minutes to charge a single gun that takes less than 10 seconds to fully discharge. Also, revolvers don't properly track the amount of bullets left in the description. Also, most things don't stop "floating" when the grav generator comes back online
I think wheelchairs are in but we might need to add some to the map, a while back I remember a legless, armless actual spud chef joined and he spawned with one right away. Every bit as hilarious as you'd expect and I hope whoever that was comes back
We really should organize a Medbay Literacy Special Round someday. It might be OOC to be a medGOD on all characters regardless of creed, but I think it's fair if it gets more people back into the round and actually playing instead of rolling on the ground, moaning.
Hard agree with you tbh, I think it was planned to do a medbay basics walkthrough a bit ago but we must have forgotten. Should set it for this weekend, start up a custom event and get everybody up to speed. I'd suggest maybe starting an hour early and everyone who wants to learn jumps on but we might be better off having it be during the usual time, maybe as the first round or something
basically both the shuttle datum and the regular airlock controller can control the doors and they seem to get along ok
you will need to manually open the 'inner' door
i hacked a solution to shuttles starting with their doors closed in general as part of this
ops shuttle doors will now open themselves when you dock with the station (via regular basedshuttle code)
no longer makes you go to the shuttle console to 'dock' (or more likely c4 your way through because you dont know you need to do that even when told repeatedly over LOOC)
reduction of approximately 1000 lines of code, all remaining oldshuttle code gone forever
