Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.2%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.6%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 15.3%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 134 38.7%
  • Total voters
    346
Dr. Remulak said:
How did he get the moniker balldo?
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Near the beginning of his downward spiral he took sponsorship from a company producing and distributing Balldo. The name "Balldo" is a combination of "balls" and "dildo" - it's a contraption you can put on your testicles if you want to use them for sex as a replacement penis. During his sponsor segment Nick proudly announced that he tested the contraption before talking about it on stream.
Back then Nick was presenting himself as a Christian family man with center-right libertarian views who discusses political and legal matters, so this kind of sponsorship, the amount of effort he put into it and the fact that he's discussing details his sex life so openly was a little surprising to his regular audience.
 
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Illuminati Order Official said:
Near the beginning of his downward spiral he took sponsorship from a company producing and distributing Balldo.
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Didn't he promote it for a couple (maybe 3) months before the official sponsorship without compensation under the excuse of "for the lulz". I think the balldo was after the Saint Andrews cross too.
 
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Windy Moors said:
Passed rehab with flying colors, stalker nerd.
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I saw Rekieta's tweet. One doesn't 'pass' rehab unless by 'pass' Rekieta means he wasn't drunk or high for the duration of it and that he participated in whatever treatment regimen they directed, meeting the conditions established by the court or by CPS. By 'pass' Rekieta means he didn't fail. His problem (one of his problems) is a lack of understanding what recovery from drug addiction and/or alcoholism is and means. Nothing Rekieta's said, done, or written since his arrest indicates he's serious or sincere about recovery since recovery is about change, personal transformation from piece-of-shit junkie and/or drunk into something resembling a decent, caring human being. No one could say that about him. Not even close.
 
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The Internet Dick said:
I saw Rekieta's tweet. One doesn't 'pass' rehab unless by 'pass' Rekieta means he wasn't drunk or high for the duration of it and that he participated in whatever treatment regimen they directed, meeting the conditions established by the court or by CPS. By 'pass' Rekieta means he didn't fail. His problem (one of his problems) is a lack of understanding what recovery from drug addiction and/or alcoholism is and means. Nothing Rekieta's said, done, or written since his arrest indicates he's serious or sincere about recovery since recovery is about change, personal transformation from piece-of-shit junkie and/or drunk into something resembling a decent, caring human being. No one could say that about him. Not even close.
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I think he knows that now. I’m sure the reason he came unglued last week is he got the CPS recommendation and they saw right through his bullshit. So Nick gave up all pretense and lives as Lord Balldo of Crackets openly.
 
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Harm said:
Seeing as @Himedall All-seeing Waifu is an administrator of the Kiwi Farms and can add/remove reactions on a whim, they will surely get to implementing this feature by the end of the week.
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I was being intentionally snarky but the sarcasm of your reply is Savage. See, I could have used it right then, but the Like works just fine.
 
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The Internet Dick said:
I saw Rekieta's tweet. One doesn't 'pass' rehab unless by 'pass' Rekieta means he wasn't drunk or high for the duration of it and that he participated in whatever treatment regimen they directed, meeting the conditions established by the court or by CPS.
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Crackety Crackets thinks "passing" means he gets to go back to crack again. It means he beat the system, and now he gets to go be a druggy again, and the NERDS have lost.

Meanwhile it is he who has lost everything from his life to his soul.
 
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SargonF00t said:
An amputee has more chance of growing back their limb.
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Do you think he has the chance of him growing his balls back after so much balldo?
 
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