Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

Oekaki Hellion said:
People have been making jokes about how they suspect his art is traced from child pornography. I suspect a FBI party van in the future is going to reveal some real horrendous stuff in the near future.
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Eh. Sounds like people hoping for the worst. I mean, being a horrible person aside, he does have some artistic talent, and his cartoony blob characters are simple enough he wouldn't likely need to go tracing over anything for reference.

That said, the dude has probably looked at and wanked to child porn. Just doubt he's tracing from it.

Really a shame the guy is such a fucking piece of shit wreck though. His style of cutesy shit could easily be marketable if he weren't such an apparent nightmare to know and work with.
 
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somewhereelse poster said:
Eh. Sounds like people hoping for the worst. I mean, being a horrible person aside, he does have some artistic talent, and his cartoony blob characters are simple enough he wouldn't likely need to go tracing over anything for reference.

That said, the dude has probably looked at and wanked to child porn. Just doubt he's tracing from it.

Really a shame the guy is such a fucking piece of shit wreck though. His style of cutesy shit could easily be marketable if he weren't such an apparent nightmare to know and work with.
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Shmorky has real talent as an artist and an animator and it makes his pedophilia and assorted batshittery all the more tragic. All that talent is wasted on this fucker
 
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Oekaki Hellion said:
People have been making jokes about how they suspect his art is traced from child pornography. I suspect a FBI party van in the future is going to reveal some real horrendous stuff in the near future
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I don't even see how that joke is viable considering klurfs have the anatomies of potato people. :philthy:
 
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Mandarys_Milan said:
Also if you enjoy Shmorky's angelic castrato voice I forgot I made a couple videos with him -


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Okay sorry I haven't read the whole thread yet but please, PLEASE, for the love of God, understand that a castrato is not the same thing as having a high pitched voice. Tonally they're completely different, and I don't want to get deep into it, but compare the voice of a 9 year old boy to the voice of an adult doing a "boy voice" like you'd see in a cartoon; going through puberty structurally changes your vocal cords in such a way that it's nigh-on impossible for a sexually-mature adult to imitate the register of a child. Shmorky does not sound like an adolescent boy, he sounds like a guy on helium, or a voice actor doing a nasal-y nerd voice. Unless someone literally chopped off his ballsack before he hit puberty, he is a soprano. Please, please, PLEASE, stop calling him a castrato. 100% sure you've never heard a castrato in your life anyway, seeing as the last castrato stopped singing over 100 years ago.
 
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madeupfred said:
Okay sorry I haven't read the whole thread yet but please, PLEASE, for the love of God, understand that a castrato is not the same thing as having a high pitched voice. Tonally they're completely different, and I don't want to get deep into it, but compare the voice of a 9 year old boy to the voice of an adult doing a "boy voice" like you'd see in a cartoon; going through puberty structurally changes your vocal cords in such a way that it's nigh-on impossible for a sexually-mature adult to imitate the register of a child. Shmorky does not sound like an adolescent boy, he sounds like a guy on helium, or a voice actor doing a nasal-y nerd voice. Unless someone literally chopped off his ballsack before he hit puberty, he is a soprano. Please, please, PLEASE, stop calling him a castrato. 100% sure you've never heard a castrato in your life anyway, seeing as the last castrato stopped singing over 100 years ago.
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lmfao
 
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madeupfred said:
Okay sorry I haven't read the whole thread yet but please, PLEASE, for the love of God, understand that a castrato is not the same thing as having a high pitched voice. Tonally they're completely different, and I don't want to get deep into it, but compare the voice of a 9 year old boy to the voice of an adult doing a "boy voice" like you'd see in a cartoon; going through puberty structurally changes your vocal cords in such a way that it's nigh-on impossible for a sexually-mature adult to imitate the register of a child. Shmorky does not sound like an adolescent boy, he sounds like a guy on helium, or a voice actor doing a nasal-y nerd voice. Unless someone literally chopped off his ballsack before he hit puberty, he is a soprano. Please, please, PLEASE, stop calling him a castrato. 100% sure you've never heard a castrato in your life anyway, seeing as the last castrato stopped singing over 100 years ago.
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If only that were his only problems right now.
 
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madeupfred said:
Okay sorry I haven't read the whole thread yet but please, PLEASE, for the love of God, understand that a castrato is not the same thing as having a high pitched voice. Tonally they're completely different, and I don't want to get deep into it, but compare the voice of a 9 year old boy to the voice of an adult doing a "boy voice" like you'd see in a cartoon; going through puberty structurally changes your vocal cords in such a way that it's nigh-on impossible for a sexually-mature adult to imitate the register of a child. Shmorky does not sound like an adolescent boy, he sounds like a guy on helium, or a voice actor doing a nasal-y nerd voice. Unless someone literally chopped off his ballsack before he hit puberty, he is a soprano. Please, please, PLEASE, stop calling him a castrato. 100% sure you've never heard a castrato in your life anyway, seeing as the last castrato stopped singing over 100 years ago.
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truly, this is a pressing matter that deserves a wikipedia article post
you're a castrato arent you?
 
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