The most infuriating thing about John is that he's an incredibly successful, if not the most successful, grifter.
Having nothing to offer anyone romantically or sexually, he ended up with paypig Frank.
Having nothing to offer the tech world, he ended up at the forefront of gamergate.
Having nothing to offer politically, he ran for Congress and started a scamPAC, both of which have paid for numerous cars, pointless pinball machines, travel, and other useless shit to entertain John.
Having nothing to offer publicly, in the last week he's ended up on 1 million+ subscribed Triggernometry for the second time, and bloody Piers Morgan.
Most awkward losers end up alone, smelly, poor as shit, endure chronically terrible hair, and live in their mother's basement.
But the most laughable thing about John is his chronically terrible hair, because everything else about his life is exactly what he wants: lots of attention and fame, free money, and very little actual effort or work.
He's a thoroughly excrable faggot, but fuck us all if he's not winning at the game of grift.