Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
It went the distance and the judges gave it to Paul on a unanimous decision.

It was a pretty sorry-ass fight for both of them, TBH. Tyson was not in good shape.

To that end, I have to give Tyson some credit: He did not get completely steamrolled by a kid over 30 years his younger and with a longer reach. There was no KO. I don't think this was some great accomplishment for Paul. If it were Tyson is his prime, Paul would have left in a bodybag.
The unanimous part is the only surprise. It stunk of a staged fight.

Tyson wasn't in good shape because he's fucking 60. This bullshit is making a mockery out of a dying sport.

Tyson peaked early. His prime was 84-87. Back then he was fighting once or twice a month boxers now are lucky to fight once a year. It was a totally different game.
And yeah, 1985 Tyson would have ended it inside round one. But Paul wouldn't have even got in the ring with a 19 year old Tyson. He fights old men, tomato cans, and has beens. Guys a fucking joke.

Tyson obviously only did it for the money. He has nothing to prove. His legacy is already written. 40 years ago.
You're channeling Nick too well. It's not "taking the fall" if you're responsible for it.

I gave my answer before the question was posed:

But yeah, before these, I'd add your point to plead guilty/confess to everything (charged and as-yet-uncharged) with a request for an upward departure (meaning greater punishment than the sentencing guidelines indicate) on the basis that I'm a lying liar who LIES and probably omitted something from my confession/plea. Go to jail.

Before jail:
  • Make public statement that the pastor and everyone who reported me was right and I was wrong.
  • Deep apology to Kayla's family.
  • Admit to kids in letters that I am irredeemable and that they should use me as an example of what not to do and who not to be.
  • Pay all my debts.
  • Withdraw from the Bar.
  • Never have the arrogance to mention or cite the Bible in public again.
  • After jail, work on a fishing boat or spreading hot tar in the summers in Phoenix for a decade or so.
  • Leave everyone else alone.
The last point is the most important. He needs to fuck off. His Internet privileges are done. His "career" is done and he clearly cannot handle being a "public figure". Even if he did all the rest to make amends, (and really meant it) his audience from now on is only ever going to be 10% purely retarded Balldowashing marks, and 90% alogs.
He needs to go, and preferably keep away from his kids unless and untill he has dealt with whatever misfiring neurons in his brain make him what he is.
 
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If you wanted to be a real prick you can go thru nicks older vic-related videos and pull all the clips about how he's a journalist which protects his freezepeach

Nick talks about how he is "some sort of a journalist" and he is protected by constitutional law when it comes releasing private / confidential information that was acquired through legal means.

52:55 - 54:40
 
Nick has a writing degree but doesn't know the difference between "object" and "abject"

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Nick talks about how he is "some sort of a journalist"
Every nigga with an Internet connection may as well be considered a journalist at that point. Besides, isn't he a "shock jock" instead of a real journalist? Crazy how it changes like the weather to suit his whims.
 
Nick has a writing degree but doesn't know the difference between "object" and "abject"

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"Object lesson" is a phrase, although I'm still not entirely sure what he's trying to say with that sentence. Was this a particularly inconvenient time for him to be arrested? Is there ever a good time to totally destroy your life?
 
She literally tweeted yesterday, dude.

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Both of them have spaz out sessions of Twitter, go silent for a time, and then do it all over again.
I wonder if they sit around in the crack shack and just get high out of their minds together and tweet seethe.

Nick has a writing degree but doesn't know the difference between "object" and "abject"

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The dangers of using big words to sound smarter when you're a fucking idiot.

I noticed that there are still a few positive messages from supporters in Nick's replies on X, but he almost never responds to those. He almost exclusively responds to people trolling him.
The faggot gets off on the humiliation at this point I'd wager.
 
Re: Nick giving his kid cocaine. A few points I don't see mentioned often:
  1. Nick says cocaine is the only "medicine" that helps with his ADD, according to Aaron.
  2. The child that tested positive for cocaine is the one Rackets kid with ADD, according to Aaron.
  3. The child that tested positive for cocaine is the kid Nick regards as most similar to himself, according to Aaron.
  4. The cocaine test detected metabolites in the hair's root. It wasn't from incidental contact. It was ingested.
You don't need to be Sherlock Holmes to put this one together.
 
While I agree, I can see two obstacles Nick could run into with this. First of all, he is not allowed to own a firearm. Secondly, even if he did get one, with a phallic object in his mouth he would be too busy masturbating to pull the trigger.
He hasn't been convicted of anything, nor has he been legally adjudicated to be mentally incompetent (although he is), so he can own guns.
 
Re: Nick giving his kid cocaine. A few points I don't see mentioned often:
  1. Nick says cocaine is the only "medicine" that helps with his ADD, according to Aaron.
  2. The child that tested positive for cocaine is the one Rackets kid with ADD, according to Aaron.
  3. The child that tested positive for cocaine is the kid Nick regards as most similar to himself, according to Aaron.
  4. The cocaine test detected metabolites in the hair's root. It wasn't from incidental contact. It was ingested.
You don't need to be Sherlock Holmes to put this one together.
Yeah this is pretty much my take on it as well. He knows this is the most indefensible thing he's done, which is why it's the one thing he denies most vehemently.
 
Re: Nick giving his kid cocaine. A few points I don't see mentioned often:
  1. Nick says cocaine is the only "medicine" that helps with his ADD, according to Aaron.
  2. The child that tested positive for cocaine is the one Rackets kid with ADD, according to Aaron.
  3. The child that tested positive for cocaine is the kid Nick regards as most similar to himself, according to Aaron.
  4. The cocaine test detected metabolites in the hair's root. It wasn't from incidental contact. It was ingested.
You don't need to be Sherlock Holmes to put this one together.
These points were discussed at length, specially on the legal thread with the leaks.
 
Nick's recent tweets:
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I wonder if this fucking retard realizes that doesn't bode well for Melton and Vito.

Everybody here does, it seems.

Ron has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
AFAIK, Ron kinda fucked off after the Vic case started winding down. Unlike a lot of people in KV, you could argue he's a gracious winner. Or, in the alternative, if you can't stomach saying that, Monica wears the pants.

Plus a lot of ISWV people would probably give him shit if he popped his head back up. Nick might be completely in the toilet, but Vic still has fans.

While searching on YT for what the fuck a Ron Toye is, I found this clip:
Yeah, there was a lot of stuff like that created during Weebwars.

It didn't age well. It's painful to watch now.

Anybody know what Hero Hei thinks of Nick now?

Nick has a writing degree but doesn't know the difference between "object" and "abject"
Actually, he using that term correctly.

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Marriam-Webster:

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Where he's wrong is in saying 2024 was "an object lesson in bad timing."

2024 was object lesson for Rekieta, and anybody, on how not to life.
 
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I really wonder if the parents are just in such denial or are somehow functional retards that they fall for the lies and ignore their own eyes.
Nick's parents are well aware of what Nick is like and know exactly what's going on. That they choose to enable and lie for Nick doesn't mean they're ignorant of the reality.
 
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