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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
His first name is Stephan. It's Stephan Alexander Bernard. He goes by Alex (which if I recall correctly is his Dad's first name).

I would love to see Alex's fat whale wife watching this.

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Alex is annoying of course.. but him leaving would be pretty bad for the show. He is a driver of shit and a constant yapper. The other retarded fish would be demoralized too. Alex still has to stay for a while.
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
Alex is annoying of course.. but him leaving would be pretty bad for the show. He is a driver of shit and a constant yapper. The other retarded fish would be demoralized too. Alex still has to stay for a while.
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youre right
but on the other hand - he's getting on my fucking nerves
 
Jobe's constant snickering and random NPC dialogue lines are cracking me up.

"Alex, what would the fish tank be without you?"

Burt just called Alex out... "Whenever you say you are putting something on your father's memory or your mother's life, you are lying"
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
Jobe's constant snickering and random NPC dialogue lines are cracking me up.

"Alex, what would the fish tank be without you?"
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"Why don't you box him then? Fight for your wife's honor?" Jobe Ws all night long.

If I have to hear Alex say ON MY FATHER'S MEMORY or MY MOTHER'S LIFE one more motherfuckin' time, I swear to god.

ETA: Burt said "Whenever you say 'On my father's memory or on my mother's life is when you're lying, I can tell when you're lying Alex and you're lying." YUSS!
 
Grim_Autismo said:
"Why don't you box him then? Fight for your wife's honor?" Jobe Ws all night long.

If I have to hear Alex say ON MY FATHER'S MEMORY or MY MOTHER'S LIFE one more motherfuckin' time, I swear to god.
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People would have 1000x more respect for Alex if we would take the gloves up and at least try to fight for something. He just yaps and doesn't do anything.
 
Friendly reminder that Frank Hassle's girlfriend is extremely hot.

Friendly reminder that Alex Bernard's girlfriend looks like a round, overfilled sausage with tranny paint.
 
Just Some Other Guy said:
People would have 1000x more respect for Alex if we would take the gloves up and at least try to fight for something. He just yaps and doesn't do anything.
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I kind of always found the boxing segments a total bore and would tune out whenever they happened. But I am beginning to sense that the reason that Sam Hyde tries to introduce them so much is that they are a great way of dealing with conflict. I can only imagine that if Alex put some gloves on now and did a bit of a match with Hyde while discussing stuff he would probably feel a whole lot better and let a lot of aggression out - but he has to put on the gloves first.
 
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