Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Burt Macklin]

If you want the snappy delivery, you could say "some slave got fucked by its Irish owner." If anything, giving the reader a breath with the full stop undermines the snappiness of his joke. If he had put the more crude element in the second short sentence, it might work better. "This Irish guy had a slave. He fucked it." The way he wrote it seems undercooked and like he was overeager to make some dumb sexual remark. Maybe I'm overthinking this at this point.

The guy he's talking about is Marcus "The Maniac" McGhee. From Detroit. Father went to prison when he was a kid. Raised by a single mom. Got in trouble in his youth, started going to the gym, MMA straightened his life out. Instead of Nick making jokes that aren't funny, maybe learn about the fucking dude and garner some inspiration to turn your fucking life around cuck!

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Lol please, Lord Balldo. Guaranteed Nick's parents are the grantors. There would be little point in having the trust if Nick and Kayla are both the grantors and trustees with retained interest. Especially for a trust that owns real property.

Didn't KF prove the house is in his father's name?

 

[HackerX]

He's ranting on X again.

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He xeets therefore he lies.

 

[Harm]

Historically the Irish were only a few degrees separated from niggers, but instead of slaves they were called "indentured servants."

And by some accounts it was worse since indentured servants were servants for a set term and weren't paid until that term ended, so their owners were incentivized to literally work them to death first so that they never had to pay them, and then they could be replaced with new indentured servants. Also, none of this makes Nick's joke any more or less funny, I just really like pointing out this quirk about indentured servitude vs. nigger slavery.

The guy he's talking about is Marcus "The Maniac" McGhee. From Detroit. Father went to prison when he was a kid. Raised by a single mom. Got in trouble in his youth, started going to the gym, MMA straightened his life out. Instead of Nick making jokes that aren't funny, maybe learn about the fucking dude and garner some inspiration to turn your fucking life around cuck!

Hold on though, Nick can't be racist because his best friend is bla- oh, right. That black best friend openly mocks him and has nothing to do with him now. So, Nick is just a racist.

 

[Lowlife Adventures]

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Wouldn't the joke be that an Irish slaveowner fucked one of his slaves? Them being a slave (presumably African) would be the reason for the cornrows, and the Irish given name would come from the "someone" who fucked them. If it was an Irish slave, then them being fucked would have nothing to do with anything because they'd already embody the traits necessary to have that hairstyle with that name. The holes in his brain must be expanding if this is him making a joke off the cuff.

If you want the snappy delivery, you could say "some slave got fucked by its Irish owner." If anything, giving the reader a breath with the full stop undermines the snappiness of his joke. If he had put the more crude element in the second short sentence, it might work better. "This Irish guy had a slave. He fucked it." The way he wrote it seems undercooked and like he was overeager to make some dumb sexual remark. Maybe I'm overthinking this at this point.

It's a joke making fun of the Irish because you'd expect the master to be Irish and the slave to be black. Or maybe I'm being too charitable to Balldo here

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Threatening to copyright his Locals post containing only text. That's a new low.

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This nigger is despite being what, 40, with a law license, a wife, 5 kids, a million dollars and a side hoe who's a 7 in his area (or so I've been told) STILL has to act like a child.



The day he loses everything will be the day he matures.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

how much people are paying to be in his IRC server?

Difficult to estimate. He gets 83 on his LOCALS streams. Put some conservative multiplier on that. I use 5-6x, typically.

Lol please, Lord Balldo. Guaranteed Nick's parents are the grantors. There would be little point in having the trust if Nick and Kayla are both the grantors and trustees with retained interest. Especially for a trust that owns real property.

No way did Lil Nicky afford that house on his own.

He has said that it was set up such that neither him nor Kayla could use the house as a bargaining chip to screw the other over in a divorce.

Granted, it was Nick talking years ago, but that is all we have...


Some more Nick chats:

 

[dustnight]

Nick is pity farming for attention. Something happened and he's compensating. Just wait for the news to break.

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yo why is this nigga typing like a teenaged girl on the Internet?

 

[AnOminous]

It´s a reference value, mate. It does not confirm you are an habitual user. People that know what they are talking about claimed over and over it was completely possible for a single dose to return that value.

I'm not sure why people are dumbrating and getting angry about this, because there was never any consensus about what this result meant. Unless the test results (and we do not know the full details of them) were extremely specific, they did not rule out the possibility of a single massive overdose leading to them.

It would have been an overdose so massive that it was possibly lethal.

It would also correspond to Nick's insane stream where he was talking about how it's just the kind of thing that happens "when you're a dad" that one of his children nearly died and there are no hospital records of it.

I'm not sure why people are cutting Nick such levels of slack, even now, that if his "favorite" daughter nearly died from OD'ing, he'd have done nothing and his attitude would have been "if she died, she died, but let's give Melton another round with her first."

 

[HackerX]

Difficult to estimate. He gets 83 on his LOCALS streams. Put some conservative multiplier on that. I use 5-6x, typically.



He has said that it was set up such that neither him nor Kayla could use the house as a bargaining chip to screw the other over in a divorce.

Granted, it was Nick talking years ago, but that is all we have...

On one hand, pragmatic. On the other, playing the "just in case we divorce" card shows lack of faith for such a god-fearing, monogamous man.

Some more Nick chats:

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Pretty sure the reason he hates Sean so much is Sean has the goodwill that Nick used to have. Nick is Maddox, and Sean is Nick. Hopefully my man never picks up a penchant for coke, balldos, and cuckoldry.

 

[AnOminous]

Nobody here has to like the guy, but that's a separate issue. You'd think people in this thread would know how to spot an actual habitual liar by now.

I honestly think we're pretty terrible at that, including me. We (well other than a couple people who have kindly not gloated TOO much about it) didn't clock him as an habitual liar. At least not at first. And not after a little while. And not after a lot of while.

It took several years of everything he said, and every time it got checked, and every time it got checked turning out "hey wait this guy lied" before it finally added up to "wait wtf man every time this dude says anything it is a fucking lie" before we reached that conclusion. To be fair, sometimes lies weren't coming out of his mouth. It also took us a while to figure out that that was because cocks were going into it in the times lies weren't coming out.

Let's just say at least this thread was really bad at detecting pathological liars and it took a LONG time for us to figure it out.

Of all the insulting names we may actually deserve, perhaps we should be called the Pollyanna Farms for our trusting nature and optimistic outlook on people's motives.

 

[Burt Macklin]

Some more Nick chats:

This piece of shit knows nothing about the fighters or the sport. Grifting because everyone including Trump & Elon are there and tons watching. Making stupid fucking jokes that aren't even funny. Be the fucking smart ass you are Nick and go live! Can't cuz you're drunk/cracked out faggot!

Trump to Cokeita: "Do it you YUGE cuck. Go live."

 

[I Will Be Us]

One more thing about the Kayla + Nick dynamic:

It grinds my gears that Nick is very likely martyring himself on this matter, too, deflecting his own conduct by holding his wife emotionally hostage for whatever she may have done: "If only they knew everything Kayla's done in the marriage, but I suffer by shielding her from her wrongdoings while I take all of the bullets." Yet again: the problem is out there and not with him. He certainly has April convinced of this reality. Nothing is ever Nick's fault.

Let's assume Kayla has done things on par with Nick's degeneracy, even after all of the fallout. Then I posit BOTH OF THEM would be better off divorcing.

 

[Vibralldo]

Any parent would, and should, be horrified by Kayla's decision to stay with Nick.

I get that it's 20 years of marriage and 5 kids. I could understand sticking around in spite of the polycule fallout and even the drugs fallout since that's on both of them. If both of them went radio silent and there was a short message that they were going to take time to fix their shit, I'd be applauding. But it's conduct during the aftermath that causes me to scratch my head and wonder why we haven't seen a divorce filing. April is still in the picture. April, who has said some awful things about Kayla and the marriage ("she doesn't love Nick for who he truly is," "looks like it's going to be me and you, baby," etc) and continues to live at the house next door while according to Kiki, also continues to be the side piece getting action when Kayla's not around.

April is secondary to Nick's actions. He who continues to have April's presence in their lives. He who allows April to continue saying horrible things, only putting his foot down when April mentioned Kayla's alleged tweeting (but not for anything prior). Nick who continually makes bad decisions that jeopardize his chances to be around his kids: the data breach, going on streams haggard and questionably sober, etc. Nick, who professed to miss his girlfriend and says how her vagina "is awesome."

If I'm Kayla's mother or father, I'm having the come-to-Jesus talk: It's better to be a single mother flipping burgers for minimum wage than tolerating this circus at the expense of her dignity. Better for the kids, too. What lessons re: motherhood and wifedom does she think her daughters in particular are going to take away from this, esp when they're older? When the daughters are old enough to conceptualize exactly what happened, I don't think they're going to be moved by the, "I stayed for you, sweetheart"-line.

Kayla's family is probably trying to get Kayla to leave, based on what her father in law is posting on Facebook

Kayla stays because she's a drugged out and is gaslit by nick into thinking she's useless

Nick keeps her around to own the haters and presumably keep his trust fund

His parents probably think that they can salvage Nick's life if they keep Kayla in it

 

[AltisticRight]

Then move closer to the fucking city and stop seething about it.
You chose to live in some buttfuck nowhere dump. You have no job, you have no reason to live there, you don't hunt (aside from waterboarding wildlife), you don't grow your own food or keep your own coup of chooks, why are you living in such a reclusive dump?
Just move to Hollywood Hills to be closer to your surrogate daddy Juju. You know you want to.

 

[Spergichu]

Maybe because she's fucking worried after he bragged about the shit that went down with Aaron's email? I dunno, there are lots of reasons to be more "present" when your husband is a fucking nutjob.

Nick running his mouth and catching more charges would only be beneficial to Kayla if they're in some sort of marriage cold war. As of now, there's zero evidence to implicate Kayla in accessing Aaron's accounts and what good would Kayla's presence even do if he did actually start implicating her?

There won't be anything left to take if he fucks up enough to lose all their assets before she can divorce him.

They're already selling the second home to recoup their legal fees (and maybe also so Kayla can drive off April). I don't see how he could possibly fuck up enough to lose their main house.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Careful what you ask for... I was taught that prayers for God's intercession and patience were dangerous. You may not get what you want when you get what you need.

 

[I Will Be Us]

I honestly think we're pretty terrible at that, including me. We (well other than a couple people who have kindly not gloated TOO much about it) didn't clock him as an habitual liar. At least not at first. And not after a little while. And not after a lot of while.

Agreed. It wasn't until I saw the clip where Nick forcefully berated Sean claiming to be "deeply monogamous" that I realized he lies, and he's really good at it (until he's not).

They're already selling the second home to recoup their legal fees (and maybe also so Kayla can drive off April). I don't see how he could possibly fuck up enough to lose their main house.

Oh I can. At this point, the depths to which Nick can fuck up knows no bounds.

 

[AnOminous]

Him flip-flopping between the tests are inaccurate and the cop contaminated her hair is proof enough he is full of shit.

Remember, there is ZERO relationship between anything Balldo says and the truth. He doesn't even care about the truth.

And worms have eaten his brain.

His only calculations are "what would be most convenient to me for people to believe," and his worm-eaten brain can no longer even determine the likelihood that other people, with still functioning brains, will even believe whatever demented lie will next come out of his lie-hole, that is to say, his mouth.

 

[Vibralldo]

Then move closer to the fucking city and stop seething about it.
You chose to live in some buttfuck nowhere dump. You have no job, you have no reason to live there, you don't hunt (aside from waterboarding wildlife), you don't grow your own food or keep your own coup of chooks, why are you living in such a reclusive dump?
Just move to Hollywood Hills to be closer to your surrogate daddy Juju. You know you want to.

Nick can barely afford to live in bumfuck Minnesota anymore, selling his house and moving to the part of LA he desires would only give him enough cash for a couple years at most

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Let's see if this wrks
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Watching the fights? What? Does this wet brained retard think mike tyson is tonight?

Alright looks like he is watching recaps of it...

"19 people but if we communicate loudly."
LOL.

Nick LOCALS Chat Highlights Part II:

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Spoiler: More Nick

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This fucking wet brained nigger. Zero shame.

I don't see how he could possibly fuck up enough to lose their main house.

"Hold my coke beer."