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Was today the single greatest day in all of Fishtank so far?
It definately was, but it's pure luck that Alex didn't leave. I'm sure that, even though it was Kino, the Wiggers regret bringing her. I had to tune off after Sam gave Alex a talking to in the Kitchen, but he seems very volatile now and could leave at any moment.

I don't think Alex is a bad person, but I really don't want him to win. His vile, ugly, fat, disgusting pig-monster wife would take everything he got.
She is a horrible person through and through. She is actually evil and completely self-serving. I am convinced that she would kill Alex with no hesitation if it would benefit her in some way. He has to get the fuck away from her.
 
Burt pissed in a bottle and now he's washing his hands with his own piss.
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He's been writing schizonotes this whole time, now there's piss on the notes.
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and said he reminded her of an ex she had that was a serial cheater.
Alex did say today that he has cheated on every single partner he's been with aside from the current hog (probably because she would eat him if he did) so she's spot on, although the ship was cute Alex has proven himself to not be good relationship material at all.
 
She's not. She told Payton (who Alex told about his feelings for Binx) privately in B1 that she's not interested at all, that he's fucking crazy, and said he reminded her of an ex she had that was a serial cheater.
Binx at her core is a egirl twitch streamer
She may be 32 and looks ghoulish but this is just in their nature to give that too close to being friends behaviour that keeps guys around her.
They naturally find low value men and give just enough to give them hope.

Bet her 7 viewers and especially janny are seething so hard they will have to compete with more simps now.
 

There is a lot to unpack here so excuse me while I pontificate, a ton of other things happened before, during, and after this and im worried it might get lost in the shuffle.

Alex and Binx have a heart to heart in B1, and despite being a weirdo neet with an age play fetish Binx seems genuinely emotionally mature. Despite the easy path of wrapping a guy around your finger and leading him on being right there she firmly rebukes any TTS jokingly saying they should kiss or be flirty. She really hammers Alexs wife being an abusive monster home to Alex. I think she really does just want to be friends with the other fish and is the only one winning the real game they are playing.

Throughout the whole thing Alex keeps making vague references to him being in love with Binx like "i wish i would have met you sooner" and "you know what you did (implying Binx lured him in)". Ill leave it up the reader to determine if Binx is being coy or actually oblivious, but im leaning former. This whole thing is very tragic never-meant-to-be love story vibes.

They get their wrists duct taped together and forced into a confessional, Sam does have quite the temper doesnt he? I imagine the wigger crew is cutting extra deep after hamplanets stunt of spreading lies to the other fish.
 
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From Luca's twitter, dark diddlers piss notes. Wtf even is this show anymore.

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Transcript 1:
"Connor Rush wants to have Dark Burt crush his teeny faggy-whiteboy cock with Dark Burt's dark daddy cock. Fuck you, Connor Cucksucker"!
-CONNOR
I'm sorry, the audience told me to do this nonsensical-ass bullshit -your Penthouse Pal: Burt ❤️

Don't touch!

DARK BURT'S PISS IS ON THESE PAPERS,
Love, Burt ❤️

Transcript 2:
DARK BURT'S PISS-8:30AM EST
SUNDAY-NOV 17, 2024
STICKERMULE.COM/FISHTANK CODE: DB7

(Annoyed Sigh)-I was instructed to do this nonsense mission for the Fish Tank audience! I can't believe I have 3 more weeks of this nonsensical bullshit!!!

Don't touch!
MY PISS IS ON THESE PAPERS.
Love, Burt ❤️
 
Transcript 1:
"Connor Rush wants to have Dark Burt crush his teeny faggy-whiteboy cock with Dark Burt's dark daddy cock. Fuck you, Connor Cucksucker"!
-CONNOR
I'm sorry, the audience told me to do this nonsensical-ass bullshit -your Penthouse Pal: Burt ❤️

Don't touch!

DARK BURT'S PISS IS ON THESE PAPERS,
Love, Burt ❤️

Transcript 2:
DARK BURT'S PISS-8:30AM EST
SUNDAY-NOV 17, 2024
STICKERMULE.COM/FISHTANK CODE: DB7

(Annoyed Sigh)-I was instructed to do this nonsense mission for the Fish Tank audience! I can't believe I have 3 more weeks of this nonsensical bullshit!!!

Don't touch!
MY PISS IS ON THESE PAPERS.
Love, Burt ❤️
Also to add to this.
Tts has been off for like 5 hours and none told him to do this...
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It definately was, but it's pure luck that Alex didn't leave.
On reflection I don't think it was... after his wife left.

He's obviously scared of his wife, who is a complete monster that has access to all his bank accounts and social media (at one point he mentioned that she hasn't deleted his TikTok, merely renamed it, and she'll let him have it back if he behaves). He didn't want to leave, but if she'd made him leave he would have - and was trying to save face after being emasculated by ranting about "protecting his family" and how he was so rich "$50k ain't nothing, only $35k after taxes, I've got millions" (because if he was leaving, he wanted to make it look like it was his choice). Once he'd accepted he was staying because la ogresa had been placated, he tuned out her last minute change of mind (when she started threatening to divorce him again if he didn't leave). After that point, I think everything else was grandstanding. He kept demanding his phone and ignoring everyone telling him that he could get his phone by going to the basement, again because he wanted to save face after being humiliated again.

What did Alex talk about with Sam before Binx turned up? Sam was grilling him about what money he actually had. Alex reiterated he really cared about the $50k because everything was expensive "even if you're rich" due to things like land tax, and he needed to work for a living. When Sam asked him about the Rolex he had, he "didn't know" what model of Rolex was because it was a gift from la creatura. He told Sam he wanted to go "behind the cameras" and have a proper conversation about "going into business". He also repeatedly showed off his wife's ring, bragging that it was "fully paid off" and "cost as much as a condo". Reading between the lines, I reckon the Bernards bought him a house and maybe give him a monthly stipend to cover some living expenses (but not land taxes), but also required him to actually work to keep receiving that stipend. Meanwhile he's living FAR beyond his means (monkeys are not cheap to keep, and neither are whales). If anything, he might have already been cut off because he seemed to mention that $50k "unlocking" millions (which might have been about investing it but I'm not so sure). It was repeatedly mentioned that he had "two reasons" for staying in the house.

I think they probably need that $50k VERY BADLY - not so much to cover expenses, but because he's been cut off (hence why he stressed so much about his wife spending a couple thousand dollars). Which is also why he keeps rambling about making momma proud and honouring daddy's memory - he wants to demonstrate he can actually earn a decent amount of money since they cut him and la ballena off (and although he's scared of her, he's trapped in an abusive relationship with her and so is scared of losing her; if he's not got any money, she WILL leave. Promise of money will keep her around, especially since he's got a prenup). He was with his wife for 6 years but they had their "second wedding" a week before the show started, which is probably when that expensive (and tacky) ring was purchased... so Alex may have cleared out his savings to placate la bestia jamón, as Alex thought it was both a surefire thing he'd win and that also he'd become famous on "Famous House" (whereas she didn't want him out from under her thumb).

The way la cerda tries to get him out of the house? Claiming he's shaming the Bernards by being on the show (despite making him do humiliating things on camera) and insisting the $50k prize isn't real. Both of those things would undermine his objective of being on the show. Once she was placated with Binx and successfully had him wrapped around her (fat) little finger, her lard-soaked mind started scheming and realised why he went on the show, hence the suspicion they were trying to get the other Fish to give up so Alex would automatically win the $50k. I reckon that unless la monstrua desnuda is able to turn up at the house again or otherwise get in communication with him, he's going to stay as long as he can.
Transcript 1:
"Connor Rush wants to have Dark Burt crush his teeny faggy-whiteboy cock with Dark Burt's dark daddy cock. Fuck you, Connor Cucksucker"!
-CONNOR
I'm sorry, the audience told me to do this nonsensical-ass bullshit -your Penthouse Pal: Burt ❤️

Don't touch!

DARK BURT'S PISS IS ON THESE PAPERS,
Love, Burt ❤️

Transcript 2:
DARK BURT'S PISS-8:30AM EST
SUNDAY-NOV 17, 2024
STICKERMULE.COM/FISHTANK CODE: DB7

(Annoyed Sigh)-I was instructed to do this nonsense mission for the Fish Tank audience! I can't believe I have 3 more weeks of this nonsensical bullshit!!!

Don't touch!
MY PISS IS ON THESE PAPERS.
Love, Burt ❤️
Connor strikes me as the sort of coward who punches down and wouldn't try to fight someone bigger than him. I wonder if he'd actually try and get in a physical altercation with Burt (or indeed, if Burt will drag him kicking and screaming out of the closet).
 
Burt's currently doing a confessional, he now thinks that the grand prize is $5k after what the pig said (In the trailer it was said to be that amount, obviously a joke), he thinks that Fishbucks are a joke and don't actually have any value. He's back to thinking that Mizzy is a narcissistic snake ass bitch that hoards food, Frank is now his love interest, thinks that the season will end with the house destroyed/burned down and that all the Famous Neighbourhood is actually what the next season will be, and that the blue balls have some sort of value because he saw Symbal collected them.
 
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I boosted the audio and yeah he immediately says something he shouldn't have said to two people who are extremely worried about the amount of money they are making on the show. (Alex's stepdaughter walked around for about an hour whispering to all the fish that the grand prize is 5 thousand dollars early in the day and said that they aren't going to get paid their stipends or fishbucks among other things)

"They put up money to keep me, they put up big money to keep me here" - Cant make out this part - "40 grand to keep me" - can't make it out - I saw it on paper"

They HAD to have known that was gonna come out of his mouth within 5 minutes of leaving the basement. It's gotta be a work. That mother fucker can keep nothing secret lol
 
It's amazing in three weeks that Burt has had feelings for Ted, Alex, Vance, Prisoner 3, Connor and now someone repulsive as Frank. But he has never said anything about finding the jeet attractive. Despite smelling good and having shirtless, professional photos, Indians are so repulsive that a psychotic, sex obsessed negro would rather fuck Frank Hassle than the jeet.
He also has talked about how he finds Connor and Mizzy hot before. He just never got obsessed with them.
 
If anything, he might have already been cut off because he seemed to mention that $50k "unlocking" millions (which might have been about investing it but I'm not so sure).
He claims there is 190m+ in a spendthrift trust, which the trustee will only release to him upon satisfaction that he is independently financially stable. He thinks that if he has the 30-35k post-tax winnings from a reality internet show in his bank, the trustee will decide he is now safe to dump the money on.

He probably gets nominal disbursements for basic living costs, but at nearly 40 he has still failed to have any sort of respectable career that would satisfy the trustee to unload unimaginable wealth on a Kentucky hillbilly. He'll probably die never seeing it. Smartest decision his dad ever made.
 
If anything, he might have already been cut off because he seemed to mention that $50k "unlocking" millions (which might have been about investing it but I'm not so sure). It was repeatedly mentioned that he had "two reasons" for staying in the house.
He is. He's mentioned it before, but he said his mother is keeping his inheritance from him until he's able to live independently. He also said that his family doesn't approve of La Ogresa, for obvious reasons. I wonder if they knew she hit him.
Also to add to this.
Tts has been off for like 5 hours and none told him to do this...
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He's a schizo... He's used to taking orders from voices that aren't there.
 
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