Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 107 35.0%

  • Total voters
    306
Oh, are we gonna make this a thing? Very well, I call dibs on the cool number that the kids all like.
DSP has detractors.
Fatrick Tomlinson has pests (I think) and stalker children.
Ethan Ralph has ayelawgs.
BMJ has rats and complainers about post length.
Skelly is calling us spectres (bong spelling) which is quite fitting because he's a skeleton.


This has to also be a dig at @Spectre_06. Specter sounds a lot funnier than nerddork or whatever other stupid cute playground insult he stole from his nonce pals.
 
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Your chance is coming, Fapcop!
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This is Rekieta talking to April about April.
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Also, From Camelot's chat. Made me laugh.
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I'm the one who msged CM to post if he wanted to (I saw that he was in the thread). I had the effortpost in drafts and found it notable. The girl-drama is the best sideshow in this whole debacle.

Speaking of April's IG, does anyone know what the eagle is referencing in her recent pic? It seems like another effort to attach herself to Rekieta but I forget all of his set props and logos. She made the effort to overlay her pic on top. Or maybe it's a photographer thing?

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Likely a photographer thing. She’s a BPD crackwhore kept isolated in a literally empty house. Per Keanu she watches TV and waits for texts from nick.
(Literally what a kidnap victim’s daily routine is)
So besides educated-braining online and showcasing how astronomically stupid Nick is to get mixed up with her, she just has the random trinkets to stare at in the house.

Online classes? Moving out? Reading? At home fitness? Practicing cooking / sewing/ anything to try to maybe be a good wife someday?

No. Watching TV.

This is peak white trash and room temperature IQ behavior.
 
There is no confirmation, but I think the circumstantial evidence indicates it to be the most likely explanation.

The most compelling are the fact she was in the room, and he was talking to someone up to and during the event. Including when he verbally exclaimed the camera was still on - he was telling her to stop.
Ok, we know someone was in the room at some point, Aaron said it was April who liked to sit in the corner. It could have also been Kayla, we just heard a female voice once, nothing further. He also read the same superchat something like 10 times, and said "oh shit we're still on" before the apparent bj, was that also him telling her to stop? He could also been verbally reminding himself the camera was still on, also in line with making a shitty dsp masturbating joke and the fact that he had said it earlier and was at a point where he verbalised everything he was thinking.

I'm baffled how everyone is acting like we have 100% verified proof that it happened all because Warski played it louder and heard something, the sucking noise could have also been is dysfunctional wet cock slopping about in his hand. Everyone is so focused on this small snapshot of the stream and is missing the larger picture. Is it likely she's in there at all when he disappeared for 45 minutes for his coke break? We don't know and as far as I can tell, it all points to a shit joke about DSP that looked worse because he was so fucked up.
 
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And we would've been #1 if it weren't for that damned Nick Rekieta!
Tim Walz is known to be an outright liar on where his state stands in rankings. Minnesota is basically free falling during his tenure. During the VP debate he outright lied about education, medical care, and housing.

He might be talking about states that are great for drug addicts to endanger kids. He’s #2 because Big Floyd died AND Rekieta got arrested under his watch.
 
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You can tell the remark about the Trust touched a nerve. Balldo always seethes the most when something is true. The Trust thing always sets him off because its a narcissistic injury when people are reminded that he didn't earn anything he has, it was all handed to him.
If he'd had to earn it maybe he would have valued it more, Balldo is like a lot of spoiled Trust Fund brats, silver spoon faggots have no idea of value because they didn't have to earn it. Its one thing that always triggers him because he likes to portray himself as somethjng he isn't and he hates it being pointed out that he's badically a 40+ year old manchild still suckling on mommy teats.
I want to find out more about the nature of the trust. I'm willing to bet it was set up in a way that prevents Nick from being able to be an absolute retard and blow it all in one shot.

It's one thing to be a silver spoon trust fund kid, but it's truly humiliating if it was set up in a way that indicates the family had no faith in your ability to appropriately handle yourself.
 
I seriously dont know why you keep repeating this as a statement of fact.

That aside, the funniest thing about the child coke debacle is we wouldn´t have know the metabolite if Rackets hadn´t said it directly to Jersh - confirming the leaks apropos of nothing btw, it was very funny at the time because everyone was pretty on the fence about MNPublicRecords leaks - because the CPS report only talks about cocaine and everything related to it is sealed now.
It's because it was 10 times the amount on the root of her hair. That big of a dosage all at once would be something obviously that would kill an adult let alone a little kid. Cocaine takes around 4 days to fully metabolize out of someone's body and shows up in someone's hair for up to 90 days, which indicates long term usage. The reason i lower limit to 40ish days is because anything more frequent would be a hospital episode for that little girl. It's not an adult. Which also obviously points to premeditation.
 
Did April get 25% of her chin shaved off?

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Her eyebrows are painful to look at. Let them grow back toward your nose, Ape! Yikes.
 
There are users like @Party Hat Wurmple who turn into Chuck McGill at the sight of Aaron. I don’t understand it.
At the time, Aaron was instrumental in all of this bullshit happening. Just being a part of this situation makes him as bad April, Kayla, and Nick. I didn't hold one over the other. They're all equally responsible for this bullshit. However, things change and so has my opinion on Aaron. I originally railed Aaron for milking all this for profits on Livestream, but time (and by time, I mean Nick) has proven that was the correct move. Nick has gone nearly full schizocow since then and his actions have justified everything Aaron has done. He could've just left Aaron alone, but he did not. Now? I hope Aaron pursues the full extent of the law to fuck over Nick in every way possible. Hell, I hope Aaron starts sliding into Kayla's DMs and causes that divorce arc. I hope Nick gets a SteelToe right up his fucking ass.
 
“What are you in here for honkie?”
“Well my wife was banging this guy..”
“Oh shiat, so you popped his ass gnomesayn?”
“Heh, no we’re swingers!”
“Wha?”
“So anyways I decided to get even by making fun of him on the internet!”
“Tha fugg? Dat some weak ass cracka shit bro!”
“HEHE yeah, it sure is! Anyways it wasn’t me, there’s this pedofile I know, right?”
SMACK BITCHSLAP SMACKADISMACK
"You a lawyer? Gonna help a poor man out with his gang murder case?"
"What kind of shit for brains loses a traffic ticket case?"
"You did ketamine? For what? Only fags do ket"
"Your folks are millionaires? Can I get some of that commissary?"

A FEW MOMENTS LATER

"Ey man, what is this pee wee farms and why dey have seven thousand pages on that Goodman-ass mudhafucka?"
"You attended a Gay 90s show? Is that some retro thing?"
"Your boyfriend ate your cum?"
"Why are you licking his ear? The fuck is wrong with you?"
"The fuck happened in that shower?"
"Who is this Melton fatass? He friend of yours?"
 
My question is more importantly since we are still going through preliminary court basically, according to all the information we currently have available, what do you think is going to happen to Rackets ? Personally i think he will do the retarded thing of a non guilty plea and reject bargain into a trial and then into a lengthy prison sentence. Ngl i am dying to see his cross examination.
 
The problem with that theory is that this was long time use it wasn't a one time thing. It was multiple dosages she popped as much as a regular user, this is like once a week of a full dosage at least for like 40-90 days.
While I hate to defend a pathetic cuck like Nick, let’s not fanfic here.

We know she tested positive, but that’s about it.

Could have been one dose, could have been more. What levels say regarding dose or frequency is really irrelevant, since all the data is for adults.

For all we know, kids could metabolize cocaine much faster or much slower than adults.

We don’t really know much about cocaine levels in kids and how they metabolize it as opposed to adults, for very good legal/ethical reasons.
 
but no woman wants her husband keeping a side piece
Oh, I don't know about that.
Let's take a look at what having sex with Nick Rekieta got Kayla.
  • 5 live births
  • 3 miscarriages
  • 1 prolapsed uterus
  • 40 pounds of extra fat
  • 2 windsock breasts to tuck into her pants
  • chronic pelvic, genital and lower back pain from multiple live births
  • a husband who finds her body repulsive
Kayla might be quite happy if Nick never touched her again.
If a sidepiece kept him away from her bed, she might not mind at all.
 
"You a lawyer? Gonna help a poor man out with his gang murder case?"
"What kind of shit for brains loses a traffic ticket case?"
"You did ketamine? For what? Only fags do ket"
"Your folks are millionaires? Can I get some of that commissary?"

A FEW MOMENTS LATER

"Ey man, what is this pee wee farms and why dey have seven thousand pages on that Goodman-ass mudhafucka?"
"You attended a Gay 90s show? Is that some retro thing?"
"Your boyfriend ate your cum?"
"Why are you licking his ear? The fuck is wrong with you?"
"The fuck happened in that shower?"
"Who is this Melton fatass? He friend of yours?"
LMAO!

If Nick goes to jail, I would very gladly contribute towards renting a big ol’ loudspeaker truck, to circle the jail veeeery slowly every day around yard time, reading highlights from the Rekieta thread.

Or maybe rent an airplane flying around the jail with a banner saying: “INMATE REKIETA=CUCK&SNITCH!” And other side: “ASK ABOUT COKE LEVELS IN 9 YR OLD!”
 
I'm baffled how everyone is acting like we have 100% verified proof that it happened all because Warski played it louder and heard something, the sucking noise could have also been is dysfunctional wet cock slopping about in his hand. Everyone is so focused on this small snapshot of the stream and is missing the larger picture. Is it likely she's in there at all when he disappeared for 45 minutes for his coke break? We don't know and as far as I can tell, it all points to a shit joke about DSP that looked worse because he was so fucked up.
I haven't seen anyone suggest that we have 100% proof of this. You're making a mountain out of a molehill. This discussion is just speculation.

I'd believe the theory that Rekieta was just trying to satirize DSP if he had used that justification himself. It would make sense and be way less ridiculous than the excuse he made up: "I was pressing the wound in my leg to stay awake."

The fact that he used this ridiculous excuse suggests to me that something much more embarrassing than just satirizing DSP was happening.
 
2 windsock breasts to tuck into her pants
FUCK U DOOD!

She had breast surgery done AND THEYRE PERKY, SUPPLE AND HOT!

This is Rekieta talking to April about April.
“Hehe… I hope you’re not about to kick me out on my ass Nick, right? RIGHT?”

The fact that they seem to need Twitter to contact each other really says it all, and if April can’t hear the alarm bells RINGing away, she’s really not that bright.

I’ll fucking bet you that Nick knows full well at this point, that anything bad can be blamed on Kayla. “Sorry babe! You know how she is! Nothin’ I could do!”

As for Nick and PPP, I’d say that a suitable punishment would be for PPP to follow him around 24-7 with a megaphone, reminding him about his many, many moral failings.

Kinda like the fat guy with the tuba in the old Family Guy sketch.

The worst part thing is that the people of Spicer probably wouldn’t even be surprised to see a fat jolly man with a megaphone following Nick around town as he does his business.

“HEADED FOR THE PHARMACY NICK?! YOU MAY BUY A HERPES TEST FOR YOU AND YOUR WHORE, BUT YOU DONT NEED A TEST TO KNOW YIURE A DEGENERATE CUCK WHO NEEDS TO HUMBLE HIMSELF! LOOK AT EVERYONE LOOKING AT YOU NICK! SEE THE WAY THEY STARE? THATS A LOOK OF PITY NICK! PITY AND DISGUST!”
 
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