Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 105 34.4%

  • Total voters
    305
At the time, Aaron was instrumental in all of this bullshit happening. Just being a part of this situation makes him as bad April, Kayla, and Nick. I didn't hold one over the other. They're all equally responsible for this bullshit. However, things change and so has my opinion on Aaron. I originally railed Aaron for milking all this for profits on Livestream, but time (and by time, I mean Nick) has proven that was the correct move. Nick has gone nearly full schizocow since then and his actions have justified everything Aaron has done. He could've just left Aaron alone, but he did not. Now? I hope Aaron pursues the full extent of the law to fuck over Nick in every way possible. Hell, I hope Aaron starts sliding into Kayla's DMs and causes that divorce arc. I hope Nick gets a SteelToe right up his fucking ass.
I have some sympathy because he has someone as deranged as Melton (who also has fans) compiling shit to send to his ex-wife to try to get him thrown in jail. Then the subreddit that also does this. The ex-wife thing is especially weird to me because it sounds like Aaron has warned her about Melton and how he’s obsessed with her kids.

Nick is actually committing felonies with the aide of likely pedophile Patrick Melton to terrorize Aaron and by extension his kids.

I don’t like Aaron, but he’s yet to be an actual liar. It appears that Nick might conniving enough to rob women of their movement to create dependency on him to further emotionally abuse them. The revenge porn thing is creepy, but I don’t view Aaron as a good guy. He’s an idiot who I have some sympathy because he at least acknowledges he did wrong and was potentially endangering his kids and he should’ve helped the Rekieta kids, but the Grandparents aren’t doing shit.
 
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Sorry its like a kneejerk reaction at this point. I see kurwa, I Bobr.
April’s desperation is coming through, she must be worried about what happens to her when the court case is over, seeing as she has no skills or money to take care of herself.

The woman is a parasite.

Kayla may have been fine with a foursome but no woman wants her husband keeping a side piece like that, I imagine she’s only putting up with it now because of the legal troubles. April’s got to be able to smell it, hence her desperate posts about how much “better” she is than Kayla.

What a fucking mess. lol.
The best part is yet to come. When the trial concludes (assuming Lord Balldo isn't sent to the big house for a couple months as an example for going out of his way to turn a simple case into a big headache for everyone involved) and the Slampig finds out Nick has just been stringing her along to keep her from going rogue, all those promises fail to materialize and her BPD sets her off, thats when we could see real fireworks. Assuming she isn't dumb enough to keep getting strung along, but even that has a timelimit. Her BPD right now is a lit fuse and at some point its going to explode in Balldos face.
Her appearance on the Kino Casino is going to be fucking wild lol
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I genuinely believe he's ethnically Jewish. I'm not even saying this as a "da joos" thing. Hear me out, his family is Polish in origin and they immigrated to the United States before WWII. A very large number of immigrants to the United States that came over pre war and that listed Poland as their country of origin were ethnically Jewish. Between 1880 and 1930, almost three million Jews from eastern Europe would immigrate to the US.
Its the nose isn't it?
 
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He could have said family was the most important thing in his life.
The statement about his kids is a lie, so why not?

I hope Nick explains to us how becoming a coked out sex addict was/is in his kids’ best interests. We’re all ears, Nick.
 
I have some sympathy because he has someone as deranged as Melton (who also has fans) compiling shit to send to his ex-wife to try to get him thrown in jail. Then the subreddit that also does this. The ex-wife thing is especially weird to me because it sounds like Aaron has warned her about Melton and how he’s obsessed with her kids.

Nick is actually committing felonies with the aide of likely pedophile Patrick Melton to terrorize Aaron and by extension his kids.

I don’t like Aaron, but he’s yet to be an actual liar. It appears that Nick might conniving enough to rob women of their movement to create dependency on him to further emotionally abuse them. The revenge porn thing is creepy, but I don’t view Aaron as a good guy. He’s an idiot who I have some sympathy because he at least acknowledges he did wrong and was potentially endangering his kids and he should’ve helped the Rekieta kids, but the Grandparents aren’t doing shit.
It’s truly bizarre isn’t it?

“Heya son, I hear you’re fucking your nanny, hanging out with pedophiles online, and have been busted with felony levels of cocaine… Everything ok?”

“SHUDDUP DAD! ITS FIIINE!”

“Oh ok, that’s a relief! Don’t forget to do your taxes son!”

Fucking A man… It’s like being a pathetic excuse for a man runs in the family.


(And yes, Aaron dealing with a pedo salivating over his kids is also beyond fucked.)
 
Oh, right, we know Nick obsessively checks his own thread, the muh ODD hairline-adjusting must-reply-to-every-rib narcissist he is. Something something about muh depression lately, did he read about his prison prospects and got cold feet?

Let's see:
- can't shut his fucking mouth
- "ODD" aka abrasive faggot
- rats out his associates to the cops
- lost his own case and a fucking trafic ticket, so can't even trust him to be a jailhouse lawyer
- flabby crackhead mama's boy, so can't even have your back in a fight (no wait, he knows Teh Queen Dong lol)
- lets his boyfriend intimidate him with a baseball bat
- his boyfriend ate his cum
- he let his boyfriend fuck his wife knowing he ate his cum and despite not being into cucking
- he licked his boyfriend on camera
- admitted to attending gay nightclubs and allowed two Jamaicans to fuck his wife
- likes popper drugs like ketamine and probably inhalants
- does gay sex drugs like meth
- airs criminal shit on his own initiative, for no other reason than to piss people involved in said criminal shit off
- coked up his 8 year old daughter for "medicinal purposes"
- shakes hands with pedophiles
- sends the above mentioned pedos his boyfriend's personal info, including pictures of his children
- thinks anal sex jokes about bedbound prepubescent girls are funny and weird
- asks people whenever they like chicks with dicks to have balls or not
- lies about the dumbest shit and, to repeat, cannot shut his fucking mouth
- has rich parents who coddle him and for certain will send him a handsome commissary
- brags about being Internet famous
- has a megathread on the Internet documenting every single above thing, that bored out of their minds prisoners will inevitably find and read in detail

Shoulda take the plea, Nick. The only way out of this that I see is bribing inmates to leave you alone.
In Minnesota, prison enjoys you!
 
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Wakey wakey, he's back on Twitter.

Maybe it's nitpicky, but I think it points to relationships hanging by a thin thread over there.
Oh boy oh boy! Let’s hope!

And no, I don’t think you’re being nickpicky. When it comes to narcs like Rekieta, you can always assume that they lie, and the truth lies in what they’re NOT saying.
 
He obviously doesnt have full access to any inherited money or else he wouldn´t be selling the house.

It could also be Nick's parents telling him to sell it in the hopes Ape gets thrown out.
She's run her course and his parents might be forcing him to sell it so he has to get rid of Ape without them acknowledging he's fucking a coke whore.
 
Oh, I don't know about that.
Let's take a look at what having sex with Nick Rekieta got Kayla.
  • 5 live births
  • 3 miscarriages
  • 1 prolapsed uterus
  • 40 pounds of extra fat
  • 2 windsock breasts to tuck into her pants
  • chronic pelvic, genital and lower back pain from multiple live births
  • a husband who finds her body repulsive
Kayla might be quite happy if Nick never touched her again.
If a sidepiece kept him away from her bed, she might not mind at all.
Especially since it sounds like Aaron was actually nice to her. If he's willing to describe her body as destroyed to his viewers, imagine the shit he's been saying to her for years. If she was smart, she'd have never used the cocaine and just made sure some fentanyl got mixed in. Her problems would have taken care of themselves.
 
Could be but that would also confirm he doesn´t have free access to the money.
I don’t think they’d be having to cancel their meal subscription service if they had access to millions. Which is pretty grim, since the average Hello Fresh customer is not a millionaire. Kayla told Aaron they’d have to get rid of it because Nick wasn’t going to get his Rumble deal renewed.

Maybe that sassily eaten single Dorito was a fuck you to her as well.

Remember: Rumble declined to renew Nick’s contract after he took their money and spiraled.
 
Especially since it sounds like Aaron was actually nice to her. If he's willing to describe her body as destroyed to his viewers, imagine the shit he's been saying to her for years. If she was smart, she'd have never used the cocaine and just made sure some fentanyl got mixed in. Her problems would have taken care of themselves.
Nah, then she'd be the one who ends up in jail.


(Also, lol, "woman".)
 
Ok, we know someone was in the room at some point, Aaron said it was April who liked to sit in the corner. It could have also been Kayla, we just heard a female voice once, nothing further. He also read the same superchat something like 10 times, and said "oh shit we're still on" before the apparent bj, was that also him telling her to stop? He could also been verbally reminding himself the camera was still on, also in line with making a shitty dsp masturbating joke and the fact that he had said it earlier and was at a point where he verbalised everything he was thinking.
It wasn't Kayla, we know this because she didn't sit and watch him stream in the past. The whole meme about the fact he kept looking off to someone in the room - this was recent, since the polycule - we can reasonably infer that this is because a new person was watching him stream. It wasn't Aaron, it doesn't match Kayla's previous behaviour and Aaron had stated that April did it - evidence points to April being in the room.

However if you want to be specific about things lets run through this in a play by play.

Nick is rambling about something or other, and then looks down in the direction of his crotch and states "Why would you do this, why now?"
He then appears to be either jerking it, or reacting to someone else playing with his polish sausage, before exclaiming "why is this camera still on... we'll play the credits, no what we will do is we will sit here". Notably, what is incredibly telling for me is that you can see Nick look at his crotch, then every time he looks down he is looking at a different position. The positions of where he is looking track exactly with how someone would have to move to get back into the corner from under the desk without being caught by the camera. He also smiles at whatever he is looking at.

In addition to this, when I turn up the quality and turn up the noise I agree with Warski - you can hear a belt being undone. I personally think you can hear his mic picking up blowjob noises from under the desk. Although audio is always questionable when it is not entirely clear, so take that as you will.

The wider point is that it is highly likely April was in the room, and Nick is looking at her, watching her crawl under the desk and back, he smiles at her and reacts to whatever is going on as if someone is sucking him off. Yet we are to believe that this is some crazy theory.
I'm baffled how everyone is acting like we have 100% verified proof that it happened
The first thing I said is that there is no confirmation. Sure, it could be a stupid DSP joke, it could of been him masturbating, but we have to acknowledge that all the available facts would indicate that he was being sucked off. People speculate on this forum all the time, as far as I am concerned the basis for these speculations is relatively solid.
 
I haven't seen anyone suggest that we have 100% proof of this. You're making a mountain out of a molehill. This discussion is just speculation.

I'd believe the theory that Rekieta was just trying to satirize DSP if he had used that justification himself. It would make sense and be way less ridiculous than the excuse he made up: "I was pressing the wound in my leg to stay awake."

The fact that he used this ridiculous excuse suggests to me that something much more embarrassing than just satirizing DSP was happening.
Sorry but from my perspective, making audio louder and claiming you can hear sucking is making a mountain out of a molehile. Looked like he actually masterbated while trying to mock dsp to me. I'm aware it's all speculation, hence why I'm saying that it's bizarre that people have taken a motion Rekieta made while he was wobbling everywhere and are now saying that it makes them believe he was getting a bj.

Yeah that was a pretty shit excuse for him to make, just like every other one he's made when caught doing shit. Does it mean he was getting head or is it more likely that in his coke addled brain, he did actually start masturbating in a fuck up of the joke?

Ok, Rekieta definitely got sucked off, I hope me thinking that based on weak evidence makes you feel better. I'll try not to make mountain out of a molehill by pointing out that all the points people are speculating with, don't really equate to much and it appeared that he tried to mock dsp and did actually start masterbating.
 
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It could also be Nick's parents telling him to sell it in the hopes Ape gets thrown out.
She's run her course and his parents might be forcing him to sell it so he has to get rid of Ape without them acknowledging he's fucking a coke whore.
Could be but that would also confirm he doesn´t have free access to the money.

I lean towards the wrangling angle. Nick's parents are attempting to constrain him by taking away some of the extra 'toys' he has to fuck up with. Selling the house as a condition of continued financial support or for legal bills is a nice, indirect way to try to move April out of the picture. It could also be a carrot that Nick will get all the money from the sale.

He definitely does not have any controll of vast sums of family money. We saw what he did when he had his own YouTube and Rumble money.

I don’t think they’d be having to cancel their meal subscription service if they had access to millions. Which is pretty grim, since the average Hello Fresh customer is not a millionaire. Kayla told Aaron they’d have to get rid of it because Nick wasn’t going to get his Rumble deal renewed.

Maybe that sassily eaten single Dorito was a fuck you to her as well.

Remember: Rumble declined to renew Nick’s contract after he took their money and spiraled.

I think the cancelation is more of a rarionalised priority choice of supporting his cocaine habit over simple grocery preparation. However, Nick failed at even that 'simple' task.
 
I lean towards the wrangling angle. Nick's parents are attempting to constrain him by taking away some of the extra 'toys' he has to fuck up with. Selling the house as a condition of continued financial support or for legal bills is a nice, indirect way to try to move April out of the picture. It could also be a carrot that Nick will get all the money from the sale.
I wish I could believe this.

But I’ve never seen parents go from “I’ve NEVER seen my son intoxicated!” to locking down access to funds and making demands with conditions on those demands.

I just don’t think Bob and Celeste have it in them.
 
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