🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Character]

So, Burt (Black libtard) likes Alex B (yelled nigger/nigga multiple times) but he didn't like Mizzy (libtard)?

He did like her "the most out of all the females" until TTS convinced him that she knows about everything and has been constantly manipulating and gaslighting him etc.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

New fishtoy.

Mizzy was the first recipient. A wigger shows up, sprays the fish, and makes the fish shout out the paypig who ordered it.

 

[Halloween23]

Jet just said that the "fat ogre pig" couldn't afford to have food delivered to her hotel last night lmao

 

[neger psykolog]

A message popped up like 15 minutes ago saying that TTS to Burt's room are disabled because he hasn't slept in 48+ hours. Hopefully Burt gets a good rest after all that spurtin'.

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

I have to say its super hard to follow this type of deep lore unless you're tuned in basically 24/7

Did you just call me a loser?! You pajeet bastard! I'll have you know I watch fishtank 24/7 because I am a true alpha male like Alex and I could buy your house 10 times over.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

I was mistaken - she actually went live last night.

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In summary, the entire beef she had with Binx was scripted and for show. All the contestants fake everything to entertain the audience, and they're all coached off camera where we can't see. She holds no animosity towards Binx and you're dumb for thinking she does. AT THE SAME TIME they "played" her, "played" Alex, set him up to look like something was going on with Binx, wouldn't let her or Alex leave the house because production held onto her purse and his phone, tricked Alex into staying by lying they'd be back etc. etc.

In other words, although she has some level of cunning and street smarts, she's too thick to hold it together for 3 minutes to make a cohesive story. I guess her shitty manipulation tactics work on Alex, but it's all one big cope.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Alex's wife. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Jerry Springer tropes most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Alex's pathetic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from her abuse, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Alex's wife truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Alex's existencial catchphrase "They brought my family into this" which itself is a cryptic reference to his ironic situation I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Jet Neptune's genius unfolds itself on their screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Alex tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

 

[neger psykolog]

So, Burt (Black libtard) likes Alex B (yelled nigger/nigga multiple times) but he didn't like Mizzy (libtard)?

Imagine that: political leanings don't really work that well in the real world or matter at all. Especially when it comes to the dynamics of what a Black Ripped Urban Trainer 160+ IQ schizonigger likes to stick his dick in.

This is also why super racists in America still eat mexican food lol (there's that one Louis Theroux episode)

 

[Sicko Hunter]

8. Simbal (495)

7. Jeff (740)

Simbals is so unlikable heroin addicted Bill Burr is beating him by 300 votes.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Simbals is so unlikable heroin addicted Bill Burr is beating him by 300 votes.

Tbf I feel like Jeff has been more interactive than Simbal. Simbal being only more noticeable than Payton, but lacks the simp factor.

 

[BrightonAndHoveAlbion]

I don't know how American law works, could the livestreamed and recorded footage of the ogre beating Alex be used by anyone to file a police report or does the one being abused have to start a case first ? I only got round to watching recaps now and that was awful to see. It would be a funny twist if production managed to get her charged for assault/domestic violence.

Thinking about it, so could Binx.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I don't know how American law works, could the livestreamed and recorded footage of the ogre beating Alex be used by anyone to file a police report or does the one being abused have to start a case first ? I only got round to watching recaps now and that was awful to see. It would be a funny twist if production managed to get her charged for assault/domestic violence.

Thinking about it, so could Binx.

That would be fucking great if they pressed charges, but the monkey cuck would just bail her out and the cycle would continue. It's frustrating watching people in abusive relationships most of the time.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

I was mistaken - she actually went live last night.

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In summary, the entire beef she had with Binx was scripted and for show. All the contestants fake everything to entertain the audience, and they're all coached off camera where we can't see. She holds no animosity towards Binx and you're dumb for thinking she does. AT THE SAME TIME they "played" her, "played" Alex, set him up to look like something was going on with Binx, wouldn't let her or Alex leave the house because production held onto her purse and his phone, tricked Alex into staying by lying they'd be back etc. etc.

In other words, although she has some level of cunning and street smarts, she's too thick to hold it together for 3 minutes to make a cohesive story. I guess her shitty manipulation tactics work on Alex, but it's all one big cope.

>they're trying to make it look like he's hooking up with binx
funny thing is this stupid whale is the only one who thinks this

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Just noticed Frank is available for endorsement. Sorry Burt.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Just noticed Frank is available for endorsement. Sorry Burt.

Frank comes out of retirement just for Fishtank because according to Gumroad he hasn't really done much after his Youtube got taken down.

 

[neger psykolog]

I don't know how American law works, could the livestreamed and recorded footage of the ogre beating Alex be used by anyone to file a police report or does the one being abused have to start a case first ? I only got round to watching recaps now and that was awful to see. It would be a funny twist if production managed to get her charged for assault/domestic violence.

Thinking about it, so could Binx.

Production has likely got airtight model releases/contracts in which they technically have no responsibility for physical altercations that happen, but they still have somewhat of a "duty of care" and some moral and ethical obligations to ensure fights don't happen and that if they do they are stopped immediately.

I'm not a lawyer obviously, but here are my thoughts:

But yes, regardless of the contracts, unless it was like an MMA match, this is a reality TV show and not a "physical fight TV show" so just on that basis Alex or Binx would be able to file a police report or sue the ogre. The person being hit has to file a case or I think in some cases the police would proactively investigate and make one (like if a 3rd party reported domestic violence). In the case of Binx I think she would personally have to create a case/file a report, but I'm not sure.

I don't think any random 3rd party can file a report though. And even if they did I think it is up to the police/investigating party to determine whether it is worth their time to look at the issue any further - my guess is that even if a 3rd party did report it, they would take one look at the context (a highly autistic online, Jerry Springer type show) and just say "not worth the time, we have actual child abuse shit to bother with".

I do not think production or Binx would actually care to do so in the first place though because the Ogre is an extremely low value person ("monster") and even though she did do some physical shit production has made sure that she is gone and she is probably never coming on the show again. Doing anything like it would take more energy and cause more trouble than it is worth and most people in that situation would just move away from the Ogre entirely.

Frank comes out of retirement just for Fishtank because according to Gumroad he hasn't really done much after his Youtube got taken down.

It was discussed a few pages ago but Frank caught some charges at the beginning of the year for "hassling". I think that came quite some time after his channel got taken down.

 

[Halloween23]

Frank comes out of retirement just for Fishtank because according to Gumroad he hasn't really done much after his Youtube got taken down.

He still makes videos. He was hassling people in Australia over the summer and right after season 2 ended he went viral on reddit for hassling a troon.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Frank comes out of retirement just for Fishtank because according to Gumroad he hasn't really done much after his Youtube got taken down.

He really does wrangle carts for a grocery store. He said he recently recorded something and it might drop soonish but who knows.

 

[Halloween23]

He really does wrangle carts for a grocery store. He said he recently recorded something and it might drop soonish but who knows.

I don't think he really works at a grocery store. He got doxxed and he lives in a really nice apartment complex.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

I don't think he really works at a grocery store. He got doxxed and he lives in a really nice apartment complex.

He's posted Instagram stories in a Publix (iirc) vest pushing carts while smoking. I bet he gets good money from gumroad.

 

[Sun of Sam]

And even if they did I think it is up to the police/investigating party to determine whether it is worth their time to look at the issue any further

Am a lawyer, you are correct. "Pressing charges" is something gravely misunderstood by the public. First the police make an incident report (either by being called out, or on their own investigation). They can recommend charges, but even they don't get that decision. Their report is forwarded to a prosecutor, who determines whether or not to file charges. The reports are then redrafted to a "probable cause affidavit" that goes to a judge to decide whether, with the facts most in favor of the state, the affidavit meets the minimum for the charge alleged.

The idea of a random citizen being able to "press charges" is mostly just whether or not the prosecutor can count on them to cooperate as a trial witness. Nobody but the prosecutor representing the state has the ability to actually bring a charge against someone.

Edit: Adding that the same is true of dropping charges. Only the prosecutor. I get it all the time in hot-and-cold domestic violence cases that the victim wants gone after sleeping on it, but the cops are sick of coming out to breakup slapfights so the case proceeds even though the victim doesn't want it to.