Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He thinks buying a glock, sapping a bunch of amazon basics airsoft tier shit on it, and then posting pictures of it in twitter is a conservative position. He's wrong obviously.

Amazon Basics would be an upgrade over his Temo shit.

 

[Billy Bong]

He's never bought or worn underwear and has herpes. He brags about this.
What a badge of honor.

 

[Smokeski]

Like are you talking in general or the way Piggy wants the state to do violence on others essentially on his behalf?

I ask because I think violence is fun and can be a net benefit when applied intelligently. I think this is simply the type of place we live in.

I mean in a wonton way. Also on behalf of a conflict he doesn't even have to worry about serving in. He's eager to send other people to die like a nigger. He acts tough like a nigger but hides behind people when five sinks shows up. He's totally nigger like in how he sees violence.

 

[Billy Bong]

He will believe in and support anything for more likes on his posts, just tell him what to say.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

He's never bought or worn underwear and has herpes. He brags about this.
What a badge of honor.

the only connection between Nikki and him.
Herpes Guilt

 

[Tablet County]

Herpes Guilt

That's the name of MC Titch Bits's next hit album.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Nice of Biden to start WW3 so none of the Democratic women who want to be president can. They know Elon's DOGE will put an end to that spending which the midget in Ukraine hates.

I knew they'd try to ramp up WW3 before they left office, have to fuck everything up for Trump. And if 300 million Americans die, so be it. That's just a bonus, if not an outright goal.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I knew they'd try to ramp up WW3 before they left office, have to fuck everything up for Trump. And if 300 million Americans die, so be it. That's just a bonus, if not an outright goal.

It's okay if 300 million Americans die because they can bring in 15 million Mexicans and Street shitters to vote for them without having a Democrat leave the bunker.

 

[Windy Moors]

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He sounds like that American tranny Ashton-Cirillo who made a complete mockery of Ukraine. I imagine Pat feels very smug for copy pasting foreign words into his xeet.

Oh boy oh boy oh boy! Tiny Tim in Space is still happening guys....

Please let some publisher feel sorry for him and print it. I must read Pat's interpretation of historical cockney prose and his lazy anachronisms before I die.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You forgot to mention that he's into things.

He's into things going into him, child.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

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He sounds like that American tranny Ashton-Cirillo who made a complete mockery of Ukraine. I imagine Pat feels very smug for copy pasting foreign words into his xeet.

If NATO wins then Pat will claim BlueAnon telepathically sent a paint balloon into Putin's brain and dismiss any actions of the Trump Administration as actually being done by the Democrats actually. If Russia/China wins Pat will use it as an excuse to go even kookier about evil Dosef Trumpanov using his evil troll farms to control the world. Either way, Piggy's gonna cope.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Please let some publisher feel sorry for him and print it. I must read Pat's interpretation of historical cockney prose and his lazy anachronisms before I die.

Doesn't "on sub" mean his agent is still "shopping" it around and hasn't had a single bite in over a year?

 

[Laburnum]

Long ranged paint balloons about to be launched at Russian apartment blocs. Please do have fun.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Long ranged paint balloons about to be launched at Russian apartment blocs. Please do have fun.

From what I know of this shitty war, the very expensive US weapons are going to fail to 1950s paint balloons somehow.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Now do Rick doing the Judge Doom freeway speech about building a prison for stalkerchildren

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096438/characters/nm0000502

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We’re not so different… outside of the BMI.
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SUCK BRAT, CHICAGO.

Patrick really is combining his Gay Sports obsession with his Gay Poltics Obsession.


If this is a joke about Republicans are Bad it's a really lame and gay one if this is serious that I would love to be an Empty beer bottle in that pub hearing Patrick start to drunkenly NOCHILD(NOCUB? Yakub??) the Bears fans and mutter under his breath that he's greatful that he wasn't a facist murderer superchud and had Empathy, but it's still equally gay and lame. Does he really think that "fascists" can't enjoy roughousing about sports? (though he thinks they'll definitely enjoy prison)


Also I just realized the Guy on the Trident's Forge Cover art is supposed to be Pat but buff.

 

[Tablet County]

Patrick really is combining his Gay Sports obsession with his Gay Poltics Obsession.

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"I can embrace Bears fans because we both love the same thing."
Bears fans also enjoy killing black children and grinding their meats into pepperoni?

If this is a joke about Republicans are Bad it's a really lame and gay one if this is serious that I would love to be an Empty beer bottle in that pub hearing Patrick start to drunkenly NOCHILD(NOCUB? Yakub??) the Bears fans and mutter under his breath that he's greatful that he wasn't a facist murderer superchud and had Empathy, but it's still equally gay and lame. Does he really think that "fascists" can't enjoy roughousing about sports? (though he thinks they'll definitely enjoy prison)

No he's saying that a Packers fan and a Bears fan can get along because they both love the sportsball, while democrats and republicans can't get along because democrats love freedom and democracy and republicans don't.
Blue tribe good, red tribe bad.

Also I just realized the Guy on the Trident's Forge Cover art is supposed to be Pat but buff.

You mean Jake Raven?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Patrick really is combining his Gay Sports obsession with his Gay Poltics Obsession.

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If his party is so great, why is that there has only been 16 Democratic presidents? Why is it that the South and North Democrats couldn't see eye to eye? Why were the Fire Eaters Democrats? Why did they vote against freeing slaves, giving them the same rights as everyone else, and give women the freedom to vote? Why did the Democrats want to kill and or remove Natives from their own land? Why did your president laugh when talking about the deaths of thousands of Japanese civilians? Your side can't even embrace each other as a party and have nearly 200 years going against you. Meanwhile Republicans can all agree on things like how to treat their families, friends, and neighbours and that they are all blessed by God.

 

[Maude Snew]

He's fucking late. This is obviously a Christmas book. Even if he intends to market it an an e-book only, he needed to get it to the publisher well before now to make the Christmas shopping season. Some professional.

To be fair he did.

I seem to recall him telling people to tweet at publishers to get them to take it a week or so after that but I can't find that for the life of me. Maybe I'm remembering one of the other time he begged or asked people to beg for him.

Anyway as you can see from the date nobody appears to have taken him up on it, from the stories that keep coming up from actual authors about how he behaves at conventions I wouldn't be surprised if every even remotely serious publisher just has him muted already.

 

[TheMeanOne]

Grudgingly proud of Rick for even remembering "Slava Ukraini" most wokesters have about a 10 minute attention span per cause. The one thing you gotta say about Fatrick: he's persistent. He's persistent about incredibly stupid shit that will never make his life better, but at least he's got stick-to-it-ive-ness.

ETA: he's going to have to self-publish that on Kindle, and he's already late if he wanted to print copies and sell that way.

 

[AprilRains]

To be fair he did.

I see no evidence that he presented publishers with a production-ready draft. I don't know that it was even a full draft.

Again: His book would have to be ready to sell by Black Friday at the latest. For that matter, if it's going to be big (ha!), they'd need lead time to figure out the marketing and publish any advertising materials and the like.

It's too damn late for this year. I guess there's fall 2025, but that's a lot of time to burn.