Patrick Alan Melton / Nobody Likes Onions / "THE QUEEN!!" - Obese STMS a-log, "Dabbleverse" creep, "jokes" about children starting an OnlyFans (at 15), scouts X to find photos of them, offers child vocalised TTS. Argued for "ethical generative AI CP", conceded awkwardly with a laugh amid backlash.

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Boss Bass said:
The dabbleverse is both talented and prolific, but none of their best talent is touching this clusterfuck. I have to say, when Karl is paired with a tard-wrangler (like former co-host cros or that Detroit radio DJ) he’s genuinely good. It’s like Kiwi Farms junior only with an amoral lean.

Karl’s down about 25% in livestream viewers and it’s a bit jarring to not get A-tier parody songs at the end of each episode like we would for Stuttering John, Opie or Chad Zumock.

It’s just so hard to enjoy the show now that Karl is baldoguarding this hard. It defies explanation how someone can pick one person out of a polycule and hype them as the hero. A year of wife swapping and only one guy is the cuck? And it ISN’T the guy who took his wife to “coal burning week” in Jamaica?
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I'm very curious about the Dabbleverse's "best talent" is. The Corn? The Potato? Jewli? The fat alcoholic wearing a pink ski mask?
 
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hunchbacksrus said:
btw if melton is convicted and just gets parole or something, i am sure his social media is gone, you think youtube or x wants a convicted felon who talks about child porn and steals peoples private info on their platforms, basically he can go suck cock on the street for money after this.
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If he is lucky he will spend some time behind bars, then he at least has material for some new rape jokes.
 
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Boss Bass said:
I have to say, when Karl is paired with a tard-wrangler (like former co-host cros or that Detroit radio DJ) he’s genuinely good. It’s like Kiwi Farms junior only with an amoral lean.
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Okay.

Here's the thing though: When he's with Melton, Karl is absolute DOGSHIT.

Somebody left a message on my profile saying that Zumock is cow and WATP documented it.

And I'm thinking, why should I care?

I get I became aware of the Dabbleverse late, and through Aaron (which was, in turn, through Nick), but I am simply not overly impressed by anybody I have seen yet. Thus far, based on recent performance, Zumock seems to be the best one. He's certainly the smartest.

If somebody were to ask me why Rekieta was once popular, I'd simply say it doesn't matter anymore because he's shit now. It saves me a lot of effort.

Guntkvd said:
The puppet is the best you'll ever get.
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You are not a very good Dabbleverse salesman, you know that?

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The Dabbleverse is just a lamer version of the sektur, everyone on there is an unfunny boomer that gets genuinely angry at a fat washed up alcoholic that's already destroyed their own life and been abandoned by their own family. Its like if people on here got seriously mad about Ethan Ralph getting drunk in his crackshack in Mexico. And the fact they suck up to Juju, should tell you everything you need to know about them
 
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Stiffy said:
Melton's sycophants in his chat are calling Kiwi Farms the "Kiwi Kum Farmers" Lol
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Shows how ignorant Melton's ballwashers are. If they actually knew the Farms, they'd call us the Kiwi Kum Klub.
Guntkvd said:
She reads reviews people leave for Karl's podcasts at the end of the show.
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Lucy's connection to WATP is that she's a go-go dancer who dances with Karl's instrumental surf rock band, The Isotopes.
Frank Krapandschitz said:
I'm very curious about the Dabbleverse's "best talent" is. The Corn? The Potato? Jewli? The fat alcoholic wearing a pink ski mask?
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The puppet. However given how shallow the Dabbleverse talent pool is, it's faint praise.
Captain Manning said:
You are not a very good Dabbleverse salesman, you know that?
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That's the point. You don't want to get sucked into the Dabbleverse. It's like the shittiest of shit telenovelas, only aimed at 50 year old manchildren and wine aunts.

The Dabbleverse is fucking shit, but I haven't been able to look away from it for several years now.
 
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AnOminous said:
u wot m8?

Unless by "talented" you mean "pedophile" and by "prolific" you mean "rapes a LOT of kids" I have no idea how you could fucking say shit this absolutely insane.
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I mean that Karl’s audience makes a lot of good parody songs, that’s all.

I think the miscommunication here is:
1) Karl and Shulie refer to their call-ins as part of the dabble verse
2) I think of the dabble verse as the core stuttering John a-logs. So basically WATP, Shulie Network and Cardiff Electric. Which is probably intentionally naive on my part to pretend that I’m not tangentially supporting a bunch of fucking degenerates.

I think Karl’s tastes run in the opposite direction……
 
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Boss Bass said:
I mean that Karl’s audience makes a lot of good parody songs, that’s all.

I think the miscommunication here is:
1) Karl and Shulie refer to their call-ins as part of the dabble verse
2) I think of the dabble verse as the core stuttering John a-logs. So basically WATP, Shulie Network and Cardiff Electric. Which is probably intentionally naive on my part to pretend that I’m not tangentially supporting a bunch of fucking degenerates.

I think Karl’s tastes run in the opposite direction……
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Karl actually isn't stupid but he's a grifting POS who will join forces with the lowest of the low eg over the hill racist drunk cumia or fatrick pedo Melton to make a few cents . The way he just sat there while Melton lied the entire show was insane

All you have to know about the retardverse is they have an explosive interesting story about Patrick potentially going to jail for federal crimes but instead rather talk about steel toe drinking cum. To those scum bags it's all a bit retard game. I can't wait till their fat leader is in prison
 
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hunchbacksrus said:
Melton was found with 50k of coke in his apartment in LA years ago and got out of it (i figure he ratted out the guy whose coke it was) I think he will say that but I doubt he can get out of it this time anyone with a brain would know you should say "hey that shit is illegal" I think at the best he gets a plea deal and probably cannot ever even talk about Steel toe again as one of the terms
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Is there a news article or something about this? Or did he say that?
 
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Quintus said:
Is there a news article or something about this? Or did he say that?
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redbar and josh denny talked about it at the time , but then nothing came of it, so i just assume Melton ratted own the owner of the coke and the police let him go. Melton at the time did a fundraiser to move to NY , which was probably for his bail for this.
 
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The person who started the subreddit r/SteelToeBoringShow, SoftWeekly talks about Melton and A.I CP
(Yes, he sounds as retarded as he looks)

This clip was taken from his show Honk if You're Humble where he talks about Melton being gay, going on gaycations and more about CP. Timestamped at 1:07:30

But of course his hatred is so strong for Aaron, Melton and CP doesn't matter

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hunchbacksrus said:
redbar and josh denny talked about it at the time , but then nothing came of it, so i just assume Melton ratted own the owner of the coke and the police let him go. Melton at the time did a fundraiser to move to NY , which was probably for his bail for this.
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I knew a guy who got arrested for having a table full of weed when the cops were serving a search warrant for a person in the house. Charges were dropped because the warrant wasnt to search the house. Could be a similar situation.
 
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