Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

porkypork99 said:
weight loss surgery when?
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For Anna, never. I seem to recall that she blames WLS for her sisters death. Happy to be corrected. Even if Anna could get through a pre-op program, she’d be about as successful as Alex Rodriguez, April Lauren and many other “influencers”. Which means short term loss with massive regain starting by month 7.
 
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Besides the unwashed hair (wash your face!) and the default assumption her saying anything about a 'red cup' is referring to some sort of alcohol/everclear concoction, I'm actually really glad she's filming/posting these and some corporation is paying(?) actual money for this. I think there would be a lot of entertaining videos if other deathfats had to kowtow their videos to corporate interests, rather than just filming the same low-energy, same-shot muckbangs over and over again. Film something in public with people staring again!

I don't hate this nail color (but maybe the application) -- Spider -- (_=- -=_)
GenociderSyo said:
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*busted* - maybe the lymphedema diver-suit dude will come back around, jk
 
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Clotso Coof said:
Imagine going to that shopping plaza to have a nice, relaxing window shopping experience before meeting a friend for coffee or whatever. You park your car, walk around the corner to the main plaza and see...WTF is that?!

It reminds me of times I've walked around the corner in a city and there's a bum taking a shit on the sidewalk in front of me.
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Except the bum actually has to take the shit, and presumably has nowhere else to go.

Anna could just choose act normal, instead she records this for social media.

Regarding the red starbucks cups-

Please note that these reusable cups are not the same multi colored paper cups she was shilling in her other video. These ones are red and made of reusable plastic. Despite being reusable they are quite flimsy. By the way apparently you could get these by ordering delivery so who knows if she actually left her building…. she’s a mess with no other responsibilities besides shilling and she still manages to put in so little effort, and then post her slovenly pics to millions of followers because it’s so relatable …
 
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GenociderSyo said:
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“This is what 3 days of no sleep and non-stop crafting look like”
Anna’s mind is an enigma. It’s not that she lies about everything, it’s that she says these absurd lied while staring right in the gun-barrel of reality. She films herself not running but says she is running as if the truth isn’t RIGHT THERE in front of her eyes just as much as ours. And the only way I can imagine her saying things like that, such as how apparently bedazzling a fucking jacket took three days’ worth of sleepless, hardcore work, and expecting anyone to believe it is because she herself believes it. Even though she did not spend three days working nonstop on the jacket, and she very much did sleep, and the reason she’s so disheveled is because she doesn’t wash herself. She thinks she’s running, so she is running despite all evidence of the contrary. There’s definitely some kind of “the emperor’s new clothes” analogy to be made here.
 
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glass_houses said:
Didn't she say the same thing last year?
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She says this every so often, and on occasion actually half-ass does it. She takes these breaks (or says she will) when something gets to her. I'm guessing this time it's people commenting on return to "running." She already tried her condescending rebuke approach to dealing with "trolls," (concerned viewers that don't want her knees to explode). She let everyone know, again, that she is running! And it's perfectly safe. Her team of "doctors" (cosmetic surgeons and personal trainers) say so. Nobody's buying it, so time for a mental health break.
 
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Do you guys think she's washed those pink pj's even once since she started wearing them constantly? I'm guessing no because they seem a little bit looser than last time, and we know that's not due to weightloss. She's got those pieces nice n stretched out and she's not gonna ruin that by washing.
 
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porkypork99 said:
she has the face of someone that likes to order oversized waffles at least twice a day on doordash.
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u know the ones u can order at brunch restaurants with potatoes,eggs and bacon that 1 meal is 2500-3000kcal,that taste delicious but u feel completely awful after eating it. She has to be eating that at least 7 times a week.
 
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Diet Coke 4 Life said:
AUTISM AHEAD.

According to multiple sites online, the average stride length of a 5'10" female is 29". I am this height, and my own stride is 30" at a comfortable walk, likely thanks to that being the standard stride length when marching in formation and that having stuck with me. This means that the average female, over the course of the 20,053 steps the watch recorded, would travel 581,537". This corresponds to 48461.4167 feet, or 9.178 miles.

Reversing this, we can take that 7.25 miles, figure out that she travelled 38,280 feet, which then correlates to 459,360 inches. This gives us a calculated stride length of 22".

Using videos of Anna walking, I'd say this 22" stride is rather generous - she regularly displays a stride closer to 17".

That said, the Apple watch is doing its absolute best, and likely counting her outward sway of her hip into her stride. I'm actually pleasantly surprised that it somehow came to the conclusion that she can't take a normal stride forward.

Using my estimate for her actual stride, she'd be more in the ballpark of 5.38 miles (and that's assuming that every last one of those recorded steps is an actual step and not just an arm waggle).

Still, not bad, and if she's actually walking this within her limits instead of hopping or 'running' like a motherfucking retard on a vision quest to make her knees explode, congratulations are in order.
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But shes a heavy battle tank
 
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porkypork99 said:
u know the ones u can order at brunch restaurants with potatoes,eggs and bacon that 1 meal is 2500-3000kcal,that taste delicious but u feel completely awful after eating it. She has to be eating that at least 7 times a week.
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I've never once used doordash or whatever but even I know you don't order waffles or fish tacos to go.
 
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The device she described is literally a bedazzler. The word she wrote. Now i dont know if they will go through her jean jacket and multiple layers of craft paint but they were advertised to use on jeans. Of course she cant do any research herself, has to farm engagement on threads.

she probably buys her sunflower seeds shelled so she can pour them directly into her mouth.
 
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