🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mynameisdark]

The fact the Bills v Chiefs game ended in an interception must have caused quite the bottles.wav

 

[Die For Me!]

Heinous Harry gets another W. He can't keep doing this.

I thought you were joking but no, the fucking Chiefs lost to the fucking BUFFALO BILLS!!!

 

[Magnificent Penis]

I thought you were joking but no, the fucking Chiefs lost to the fucking BUFFALO BILLS!!!
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I don't even give a shit about either of those football teams, the funny thing is that Ralph almost certainly lost a huge amount of money betting on the Chiefs and I'm sure he gave it some extra juice just because it's the Bills because he is a retard.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I don't even give a shit about either of those football teams, the funny thing is that Ralph almost certainly lost a huge amount of money betting on the Chiefs and I'm sure he gave it some extra juice just because it's the Bills because he is a retard.

Homeless in Mexico arc? Three hots and a cot is sounding more and more pleasant by the day.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Homeless in Mexico arc? Three hots and a cot is sounding more and more pleasant by the day.

Not gonna lie, I'd tune in for a Ralph's IRL streams in Mexico. He'd get the most traction he'd ever seen, because people would tune in to see the moment where he crosses the wrong hombre and becomes a casualty.

 

[porkWellington]

First Ralph lost his Tyson bet, there goes those lawyer fees. Now he lost the Chiefs bet, there goes child support

 

[HackerX]

Not gonna lie, I'd tune in for a Ralph's IRL streams in Mexico. He'd get the most traction he'd ever seen, because people would tune in to see the moment where he crosses the wrong hombre and becomes a casualty.

He's too spooked to do IRL streams anymore. Last 5 that I can recall ended up with:
- "arrest heem arrest heem" at bowling
- Being afraid of getting served during wrassle wrassle
- Getting beat up by Dan The Destroyer
- Getting made fun of by Ip2 people in Vegas
- Asking an illegal Mexican if he's Ethan Ralph

Contrary to Ralphamale belief, the Ralphamale does scare. He's terrified of IRL alogs confronting him.

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

He's too spooked to do IRL streams anymore. Last 5 that I can recall ended up with:
- "arrest heem arrest heem" at bowling
- Being afraid of getting served during wrassle wrassle
- Getting beat up by Dan The Destroyer
- Getting made fun of by Ip2 people in Vegas
- Asking an illegal Mexican if he's Ethan Ralph

Contrary to Ralphamale belief, the Ralphamale does scare. He's terrified of IRL alogs confronting him.

I miss when he would go to DC for the political event du jour. Something would always happen to him.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

He's too spooked to do IRL streams anymore. Last 5 that I can recall ended up with:
- "arrest heem arrest heem" at bowling
- Being afraid of getting served during wrassle wrassle
- Getting beat up by Dan The Destroyer
- Getting made fun of by Ip2 people in Vegas
- Asking an illegal Mexican if he's Ethan Ralph

Contrary to Ralphamale belief, the Ralphamale does scare. He's terrified of IRL alogs confronting him.

Counterpoint: He's a fucking druggie retard with no survival instincts or impulse control.

 

[HackerX]

I miss when he would go to DC for the political event du jour. Something would always happen to him.

Like when Ralph was in a crowd and sperging at Alex Jones about the KEELSTREAM?

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

Like when Ralph was in a crowd and sperging at Alex Jones about the KEELSTREAM?

I'm thinking specifically when he took the red truck (RIP) and someone called the police on him over it. There was also the time he got a room with Corrine and lost some equipment due to flood damage. And the time he leaked his credit card number on stream while he thought he was on mute.

 

[HackerX]

And the time he leaked his credit card number on stream while he thought he was on mute.

Pretty sure that was May's.

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

Suffa A-lawgs
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This would be a good comeback if it weren't for all the money he must've lost on it.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

I'm thinking specifically when he took the red truck (RIP) and someone called the police on him over it. There was also the time he got a room with Corrine and lost some equipment due to flood damage. And the time he leaked his credit card number on stream while he thought he was on mute.

telling the chat to STFU then covering his mouth while doxxing (as HackerX correctly pointed out) Pantsu’s card was freakin’ EPIC!

 

[Rage Pig]

I thought you were joking but no, the fucking Chiefs lost to the fucking BUFFALO BILLS!!!
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Well memed, Mr. Morris.

 

[Die For Me!]

 

[chromebookgamer]

Well memed, Mr. Morris.
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what is the odds that this will effect gunt abstaining from alcohol ( if he ever did in the first place)

 

[Nate Higgers]

the funny thing is that Ralph almost certainly lost a huge amount of money betting on the Chiefs and I'm sure he gave it some extra juice just because it's the Bills because he is a retard.

Let’s be honest, Ralph didn’t even have the disposable income to make a bet on the Chiefs in the first place

 

[JAKL II]

Let’s be honest, Ralph didn’t even have the disposable income to make a bet on the Chiefs in the first place

He would have if they won, but they didn't so now he's even poorer than he was this time yesterday. Such is the life of a Ralphfemale.

 

[AltisticRight]

Pretend sober Gunt with low energy tweets.

The best meheecoh cuisine comes with a side of burnt polystyrene.