Area 51 files leaked and uploaded to breachforums - we didn't even have to Naruto run for this

[ZazietheBeast]

I hope them aliens are real so that I have more things to fuck

Kazuo Kuwabara is that you?

 

[Soycast Guy]

I think the possibility of aliens not existing is a lot more frightening than almost any scenario where they do exist.

Not really. I don’t care if any other life is out there. Won’t see them in my lifetime anyway, and it certainly doesn’t have any effect on my life. Plus, more planets with resources for the taking, without the competition.

 

[Niggernerd]

If there are aliens mentioned, the leak is fake.

Okay Glorknak

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Oh this takes me back to 2000, playing Banjo Toole, going to Witchyworld, and seeing their version of Area 51. Granted the game was made by Britbongs but still.

 

[Male Idiot]

Strange runic markings marks a lot more sense to me in that light. Cyrillic could easily be mistaken for alien writing back then I suppose

Even nowdays a yokel may think it is aliens, unless test pilot Igor drunkenly vomits on his lawn.

The ME 163 Komet. It used Hypergolic Fuels which literally melted the pilots and ground crews whenever something went wrong.

No matter how deadly (to pilots), that thing looks dorkishly cute.

This is just a reminder that no disks were recovered from Roswell. No winged creatures from Pluto are conducting mining operations or performing experiments on human brains. The raids on Innsmouth were to arrest communists. The Navy did not fire any torpedoes off the coast of Innsmouth. Any sculptures from the late 1920s depicting a specific tentacled creature are forgeries.

The real Yuggoth is Nigiru the planet X!

Or that they might as well not exist because they're so distant that any contact is essentially impossible.

That is my take as well. Bacterial life is likely common.
Animals rare.
Sapient species very rare, and just too far away from us to do anything unless FTL is real.

 

[AnOminous]

That is my take as well. Bacterial life is likely common.
Animals rare.
Sapient species very rare, and just too far away from us to do anything unless FTL is real.

If the universe actually was intelligently designed that could be a feature and not a bug. I.e. sapient species are very far spread out so they don't encounter each other while they're still in the "let's discover atom splitting and blow up our entire planet" stage.

 

[Eventide]

anything about lyrae or sirius or any of the ridiculous alien pantheon about greys and mantids is a categorical discard as well, that shit is on the record as made up to trick some guy listening in to unauthorized radio traffic. i've always found that stuff funny because there's so much fanfiction and larping about it because its verifiably false and as a result obviously just a psy-op

...what is that Violet Beauregarde-looking goblin thing in the left hand corner? Also, that Mantis is totes staring at the Nordic (?) alien's rack.

Gosh, Alien abductee-lore/artwork is always so mid 2000's Deviant-art.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Wonder how alien nuts will spin the lack of aliens in the documents.

Area 51 is the largest employer of illegal aliens in the US government?

 

[SentinentCloud]

too long to read but are ayy lmaos real?????????????

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

What embarrassing thing happened to the government this time? They always leak out UFO files when Biden or Kamala shit their pants publicly and need a distraction.

 

[YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG]

Oh that's fine. This isn't as big as a deal as you fellows think it is. Now it were Lake Groom? Then I'd be like "Uh... what the spruce?"

Area 51 is like the outhouse of skunkworks; everyone knows it, because its mostly full of shit.

 

[deepFriedBaka]

No way am I downloading this shit. (Also, if some of it is already publicly released, I can probably find it on the Black Vault/Government Attic websites that send FOIA requests.)

 

[Keystone]

What embarrassing thing happened to the government this time? They always leak out UFO files when Biden or Kamala shit their pants publicly and need a distraction.

November 5th.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

November 5th.

They'll need to release some heavy shit to get over that embarrassment. Area 51 leaks won't cut it.

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

Do I download it and risk having not so friendly MiB's show up at my door?

 

[A Proud Black Woman]

OP glows!

I am black!

 

[Otterly]

Anything fun in there, or simply ‘yeah there’s some stuff and we have no idea what it is, don’t look at the shiny new black planes.’

 

[Male Idiot]

Anything fun in there, or simply ‘yeah there’s some stuff and we have no idea what it is, don’t look at the shiny new black planes.’

Others say it is just ufo theorist's collection of declassified stuff like Project Bluebook.

In other words, a nothingburger.

 

[Otterly]

Others say it is just ufo theorist's collection of declassified stuff like Project Bluebook.

In other words, a nothingburger.

Ah that’s a shame. I hope we find out what all the UAP stuff is.

 

[Bunkerhousing]

Is there anything saucy in it or is just retarded shit and bean counting by the government?

Upper Echelon have looked at the documents.