Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

In defense of Boogie (Fucking take me out back right now and put me out of my misery.) but (at least in Canada anyway) small towns have volunteer fire departments. The alarm goes off and the firemen show up at the station and go. It's not like a city where they might live at the station and do shifts and go to months work of school. There's still training of course but the higher up do it as a full time profession.

So it is entirely possible Boogie's father was a fireman and he only latched on to it for the points because of what happened at the Trump rally. If that man hadn't died we would probably never have known Boogie's father was a fireman. (If he was and Boogie isn't just saying it for sympathy. I don't say I believe it, but it is possible.)

I feel dirty. Is he dead yet?
 
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YaBoi said:
Meanwhile, check out Wings, especially during the jumping jacks. He's much more mobile and agile than Boogie. Wings also knows what all of these exercises are and how to do them. If Boogie has lost as much weight as he's claimed, then how on earth is Wings, the fatter of the two of them far more capable than Boogie? Remember that Boogie claims he can have penetrative sex while Wings claims that he can't seal the deal. Hmm yeah, makes sense.
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Yeah, wow, what I took from those clips you graciously provided is that Wings really tried his hardest, I am pretty impressed.

Boogie's.....everything was comical. JFC just end me if I am ever that immobile.
 
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Exercising at his BW is a truly regarded idea. It’s not gonna improve his health one bit. All it’s gonna do is destroy his body. Swimming, pool aerobics, riding an indoor bike, and walking is as far as he should go. He shouldn’t even be thinking about bodyweight exercises, especially those with an explosive component like jumping (skipping rope, running, jumping jacks, etc.) till he’s below 250 lbs, and even then it’s still kinda icky, but at least it won’t put his joints through an apocalyptic event.
 
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YaBoi said:
I bit and gave it a watch. It's about as pathetic as you'd expect. Keep in mind his tweet while you watch him "work out":

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Don't flatter yourself, Boogs. You still can't do these things, and even if you could do these things, you don't deserve asspats for something the average joe can do.

Meanwhile, check out Wings, especially during the jumping jacks. He's much more mobile and agile than Boogie. Wings also knows what all of these exercises are and how to do them. If Boogie has lost as much weight as he's claimed, then how on earth is Wings, the fatter of the two of them far more capable than Boogie? Remember that Boogie claims he can have penetrative sex while Wings claims that he can't seal the deal. Hmm yeah, makes sense.
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I thought the sit ups were fine, I haven't done one in years because it kills my lower back. Maybe I should do them more and work through it.
Were burpees always called that? I remember doing that same shit in gym class as a kid but they weren't called burpees, I forget what we called it, maybe "leap frogs" or something? Maybe they just didn't want a bunch of little kids giggling at something called "burpees" idk.
Boogie's jumping jacks are fucking hilarious.
 
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2) This is actually the fattest I’ve ever seen the boogster. I have unfortunately seen his melting penis torso many times over the years and usually his giant flapjacks are deflated giving him the appearance of an actual penis head but in that “melt down” still shot you can see how much they have filled out. Great job Boogie. You not only beat bariatric surgery but you also beat ozempic. Impressive.
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I was going to say. He looks big as a house (as usual). Where's his miracle ozempic 50 pound weight loss?

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It's like he gets cornered and just freaks the fuck out and decides you know what, today is the day, I am starting a new lie today
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My favorite is the switching between “mom was a religious prude who hated sex and told me sex is disgusting” to “mom was a trailer park john who fucked different black guys in exchange for giving them pain killers.” I also remember him saying that "I used to take photos of girls for their porn websites" in an interview and it was just an obvious off the cuff lie. Real psycho behavior.
 
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Meth Dick said:
I thought the sit ups were fine, I haven't done one in years because it kills my lower back. Maybe I should do them more and work through it.
Were burpees always called that? I remember doing that same shit in gym class as a kid but they weren't called burpees, I forget what we called it, maybe "leap frogs" or something? Maybe they just didn't want a bunch of little kids giggling at something called "burpees" idk.
Boogie's jumping jacks are fucking hilarious.
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His sit ups weren't very good imo. You have to control your body during reps and all he was doing on the way down was plop back on the floor. Control your body on the way up and on the way down.

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Yeah, wow, what I took from those clips you graciously provided is that Wings really tried his hardest, I am pretty impressed.
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Yeah, you can tell that Wings takes things like exercise a lot more seriously than Boogie. In most of the examples I shared, Wings has either already completed his sets before Boogie even starts or he beats Boogie every single time in completing his sets. Not only that, his form is really good (considering his size). It shows that Wingo has exercised in the past, believe it or not.

Boogie on the other hand is showing that he's likely spent his entire life glued to the couch or computer chair. I don't even say that to be snarky or funny, I genuinely mean it. I'd bet good money that the only exercise Boogie has ever done are those 10-30 second clips he's filmed for his channel. Even for the boxing match: Boogie lied and said that he hired a trainer and only uploaded 30 asspat clips of him "training" whereas Wings took it more seriously and therefore smoked Boogie in the ring.

When it comes to the Lolcow Trinity of Boogie, Wings and DSP, I'll always maintain that there remains a glimmer of hope with Wings. Overall he shows the best attitude and a willingness that the other two just don't present. I still don't think he'll change but at least it's in there somewhere. Maybe Wings needs to enter more exercise-related competitions with Boogie because that seems to light a fire under his ass for some reason. Boogie's lack of competitive drive or effort is disgusting.
 
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YaBoi said:
His sit ups weren't very good imo
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I should have specified they were good for someone like Boogie. I did notice he had to throw his arms forward to get the momentum to lift himself off the ground which someone that normally exercises wouldn't need to do, but considering it's Boogie I'm shocked he even put forward that much effort.
Making fun of Boogie for his poor form, as funny as it is because it's always fun to shit on Boogie, it's almost like making fun of a baby for crawling because it hasn't learned to walk yet.
Except in that the baby WILL learn at some point and Boogie will more than likely never do exercises again since it's not for lolcow live. The next time Boogie hits the floor it won't be for sit ups, it'll be when his heart gives out and he crashes to the floor.
 
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I can't believe that Boogie just admitted there is no proof of cancer in his medical records. His only saving grace - and this is obviously not true but he has kept the charade up for four months that he DOES have cancer - is that there is a diagnosis in his medical records that he will not show until he's dead and he will own all of us, medical records that he will not hand over for $50k, that are the only thing he has left and is keeping them because of privacy.

And here he is four months later saying he can "at least" prove he has polycythemia. BOOGIE HAS NOW ADMITTED THAT NOT ONLY IS PV NOT IN HIS PATIENT PORTAL, IT IS ALSO NOWHERE TO BE FOUND IN HIS MEDICAL RECORDS.

Fucking. Retard. What was this for??

Before he tries to save his ass by saying "the doctor told me it verbally but it's not in the records" - he said that he was diagnosed by a sleep doctor who FOUND IT IN HIS RECORDS.

I think I remember him saying on meltdown stream #1 that PV and polycythemia are basically the same so it doesn't matter if he has cancer or not because it's not much different. Is this what he is rolling with?

Is he expecting people to think that this was "kicking his ass" like he said and "killing" him and was a "terminal" disease? SECONDARY POLYCYTHEMIA??

That is so ridiculous. Not to get TMI but I have anemia and that's like telling the world I'm dying and I need money. I think it's basically the opposite of secondary polycythemia. I cannot fucking imagine saying that I am going to die soon because I'm anemic. "It at least proves the polycythemia" who fucking cares??


How is this not ending him? Are they just not gonna bring it up on the show? I know he's obviously lying but we now have an admission that it's not in his records and that takes away any benefit of the doubt you may have. Steven Jason Williams admitted that he does not have cancer and lied about it being in his "records".

Good lord, what a fucktard. Go and blame your doctors again Boogie. Tell us they molested you. It's over dude you tried to carry on this lie for fucking four months after getting blown out of the water and now you just gave it all up. Fat Reddit guy. Dumbass.


tl;dr: fucking fat cancer faking pedo needs your money now
 
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deadniggerstorage said:
I can't believe that Boogie just admitted there is no proof of cancer in his medical records.
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So basically lied about the skin cancer and since he got away with that he thought he would try again with Blood Cancer.

Why did I think he might not be lying about it the first time? I'm MATI. I deserve hats.

I'm a dumbass. That's on me. I take back the drop of charitability I had in my previous post. While it's possible that a man could be a coal miner and a fireman, there is no way that someone who would willingly put themselves in danger to save others passed down any genes to Boogie.

Yeah stomach or ass cancer isn't horrible enough for him.
 
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What a fuck is a sleep doctor anyway (besides the Stephen King's novel with a similar name)? Are these real medical professionals or is this some new age shit? There is a guy near where I live calling himself the accordeon doctor and yes, he can repair accordeons, but I won't expect him to diagnose me.

Also, diagnosing cancer by casually looking at some (non-existent) medical records sounds retarded like shit. I'm by no means an expert, but from my cursory knowledge, while it is possible that some unrelated examinations can raise the suspicion that one has cancer, some dedicated tests and procedures are then scheduled and made. It is not a 'oh-by-the-way' matter.
 
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YaBoi said:
Meanwhile, check out Wings, especially during the jumping jacks. He's much more mobile and agile than Boogie. Wings also knows what all of these exercises are and how to do them. If Boogie has lost as much weight as he's claimed, then how on earth is Wings, the fatter of the two of them far more capable than Boogie? Remember that Boogie claims he can have penetrative sex while Wings claims that he can't seal the deal. Hmm yeah, makes sense.
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Man how is Wings constantly so close to actual redemption? It's stuff like this that makes me get more optimistic than I know I should. Maybe it's just being in proximity to Boogie can make nearly anybody else on the planet somebody you want to root for.
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What a fuck is a sleep doctor anyway (besides the Stephen King's novel with a similar name)? Are these real medical professionals or is this some new age shit?
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Yeah, I had an ex a long time ago with a septum issue that caused her sleep to get fucked up. During the time we were dating she had to have folks watch her sleep and take notes on stuff to diagnose her and track her progress for treatment. They do literal 'sleep studies'. That or I was involved in the weirdest new-age cucking I've ever seen.
 
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DeusVult said:
What a fuck is a sleep doctor anyway (besides the Stephen King's novel with a similar name)? Are these real medical professionals or is this some new age shit? There is a guy near where I live calling himself the accordeon doctor and yes, he can repair accordeons, but I won't expect him to diagnose me.

Also, diagnosing cancer by casually looking at some (non-existent) medical records sounds retarded like shit. I'm by no means an expert, but from my cursory knowledge, while it is possible that some unrelated examinations can raise the suspicion that one has cancer, some dedicated tests and procedures are then scheduled and made. It is not a 'oh-by-the-way' matter.
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Sleep doctors exist, and what they specialize in is checking to see if you have issues while asleep. This can range from things like insomnia to more interesting stuff like your body acting out dreams due to malfunctioning cycle stuff. More often than not it's more to test to see if a fat fuck can breathe while asleep due to sleep apnea.

What Soulless Steven the Fame Chasing Faggot did is use his fat fuckery to use a lie by credential, since doctor means I can use them diagnose cancer for pity.

The sleep specialist at best might go "Yeah, you might have larger blood cells because you're a fat fuck who chokes to death in his sleep.", which is then what this pathological liar used as another source to lie from. The sleep doctor by the way would likely only say this if Steve brought it up first, since it'd give said doc a decent indicator for sleep apnea.
 
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