Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[noor1717]

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Monogamy might be the best recipe for marriage, but unfortunately Nick modified the recipe and it ended up like this:

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Knowing Balldo he probably has his own expansive definition of monogamous marriage that includes cuckolding, swinging, and other degenerate shit.

So technically he's right.

 

[Fapcop]

I am not joking when I say that I feel a genuine unease that Rekieta is getting closer to doing a Chris Watts, than I ever believed was possible.

If April starts buying books on Anal Sex, Kayla should flee with the children.

Idk man…

There are definitely possible elements of shit going REAL bad there.

But then I remember that:

A: Nick is a coward and a hedonist: Any psychopathic tendencies he may have are put in the corner by his craving for coom and “fun”.

B: Kayla is all pilled out. She doesn’t have the guts to confront Nick and is so meek and passive that she posed for pictures with April when necessary.

C: April is dumb. She's your typical (Minnesota-6) hot, vapid blonde. Any revenge plots she may hatch will be dumb and fall apart in hilarious ways.

The only real danger to anyone involved, is dying in a car crash because Nick is hammered and wrapped the Rustang around a tree.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I'd like to see YOU remember to pick up oven mitts while high on cocaine, incel prude nerd.

That’s why you need to upgrade to meth

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

RekietaLaw, Nov 16, 2024:
"The implication seems to be that Keanu was talking to Aaron prior to her conversation with April. That makes that conversation exceptionally dishonest.
It also goes against what Keanu said to me directly.
I've come to expect dishonest interactions, especially from content creators. It really sucks that April is unable to trust her friend."

That reads like a narrative he created to isolate April and Keanu. I don't think Keanu is a good friend, but isolating her from the remnants of any friendship she has is psycho behavior.

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RekietaLaw, Nov 18, 2024: (X | A)
"The last 3 times I've seen April were platonic. I don't know what else to tell you.
Do you understand that things can be one way at one time and a different way at a different time?"
RekietaLaw, Nov 18, 2024: (X | A)
"Sometimes people make choices ir try things that don't work out. There are all kinds of reasons they might do this.
Almost all of those reasons aren't your business."

Free nerd tip to Rekieta: if he wants to keep something private, he could just stop talking about it, it's not that hard. You can't constantly talk about your relationship with April and how her vagina is awesome, and then expect people not to speculate about it. Especially when you're a public personality. The problem is that he wants to have his cake and eat it too.

He's still xeeting about the baseball bat incident.

(X | A)

 

[Oxyjen]

I'm not sure why it's >5000 rather than an actual number like 4572. However, if you think about it, it will send shivers down your spine. Perhaps the test they ran had a determination of only up to 5000

Nickatoly Rekietlov insisting that it is only 3.6 Roentgens:

If it was an Irish slave, then them being fucked would have nothing to do with anything because they'd already embody the traits necessary to have that hairstyle with that name

Remember who is telling the joke. All jokes must be embellished with additional zany factoids that Nick has decided in his head are universally funny.

For example, want to amp up an observation that the Denny’s menu is complex? Just allude to your personally held and hilarious opinion that all cops are dumb. So what if the audience can’t read your mind - fuck ‘em!

Making a joke about slavery? Subtly base the punchline on the factoid that you are thinking of - but aaaah, not all slaves were black! Clearly you aren’t a true edgy joke appreciator if this exact same racist meme isn’t at the forefront of your mind at this moment.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Nickatoly Rekietlov insisting that it is only 3.6 Roentgens:

You DIDN'T see cocaine because it's NOT THERE. YOU DIDN'T!

 

[Swole McPole]

This is how it's done son.

The lyrics were fantastic but the vocal was too painful to listen to. Somebody needs to do an AI version using the Rekieta voice.

 

[demicolon]

It's so freakish that this faggot thinks it's somehow a thing to text people from the shower. Seriously, if anyone does that to me, I'm going to tell you fuck off, you weird pervert, put some clothes on, bitch, I'm not interested in psychopathic bullshit from some moron in a shower.

Who the FUCK does that?

I'd like to announce that I am completely naked every time I post on kiwifarms. Have fun with that knowledge.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

What is bad timing?

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Idk man…

There are definitely possible elements of shit going REAL bad there.

But then I remember that:

A: Nick is a coward and a hedonist: Any psychopathic tendencies he may have are put in the corner by his craving for coom and “fun”.

B: Kayla is all pilled out. She doesn’t have the guts to confront Nick and is so meek and passive that she posed for pictures with April when necessary.

C: April is dumb. She's your typical (Minnesota-6) hot, vapid blonde. Any revenge plots she may hatch will be dumb and fall apart in hilarious ways.

The only real danger to anyone involved, is dying in a car crash because Nick is hammered and wrapped the Rustang around a tree.

If any Chris Watts behavior occurs it's likely all Nick and April ends up being subservient to him. Don't think she'd contribute ideas, she'd do as she's told and then cry about being abused in court.

 

[Lemondale]

Did nick hold the baseball bat and threaten aaron? Did he one upped Ron with his remote?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

A thought: what if Nicky spent his last bit of direct savings just to renew his fucking license? Cause he’s now having to spend hundreds on galaxy gas for a high, which hilariously is doing more damage then booze did. He renewed his license for nothing, his kids get jack shit, even if both houses are sold, and Kayla now has to figure out what it's like to be the tiktok moms who try to make a living talking about what it's like to raise five kids in a one bedroom apartment.

Nick (and Aaron, presumably) if you're reading this, I hope your kids put your ass up in the Shadiest of Pines, asshole.

It would be so funny and weird if Nick absolutely drove himself into the poor house to try to own the farms. I mean we all own him completely. He’s already sitting at home hitting refresh on the farms while tard punching himself.

NICK'S KID DIDN'T NEED HELP MAKING SPAGHETTI-O SHE CAN MAKE IT HERSELF JUST THE BOWL IS HOT AND SHE NEEDS AN ADULT TO HELP HER YOU INCEL PRUDES

Kid too retarded to let bowl cool, or use oven mitts, I guess.

Which is even more bizarre because even as a kid in kindergarten I loved spaghetti-Os and could manage to open the can and make a bowl by myself without needing my parents snackboy like Rekieta’s kids. But his kids lacked so much skills they’re dirty AND hungry? Adds up to further neglect.

 

[Ollie Beach]

I didn't see this tweet included in your screenshots:
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I wonder what happened here. Were they trying to keep up the pretence that April was the new nanny, or was her testing simply a condition of the children being allowed back in the main house?

I don't have a clip for it offhand, but when I watched Nick's Nov. 4 stream I distinctly recall him stating that he had cooked "rice bowls" for his parents at his house on what I took to be the previous day. So it would seem that the throuple spent Sunday watching football with Nick's parents. Very trad and wholesome!

I thought one of the reasons nick had a nanny was to drive the kids to places? Doesn't April have suspended license?

 

[Oliver Onions]

Idk man…

There are definitely possible elements of shit going REAL bad there.

But then I remember that:

A: Nick is a coward and a hedonist: Any psychopathic tendencies he may have are put in the corner by his craving for coom and “fun”.

B: Kayla is all pilled out. She doesn’t have the guts to confront Nick and is so meek and passive that she posed for pictures with April when necessary.

C: April is dumb. She's your typical (Minnesota-6) hot, vapid blonde. Any revenge plots she may hatch will be dumb and fall apart in hilarious ways.

The only real danger to anyone involved, is dying in a car crash because Nick is hammered and wrapped the Rustang around a tree.

It's like the opposite of a serendipitous conspiracy: all involved parties are too pre-occupied by their own personal issues to take the necessary actions that would make the situation better/more entertaining.

I could see Nick pulling a Jonestown in so far as I think he's evil and spiteful enough to go through with it, I just don't think he has the cognitive resources left to actually put the plan into action. Plus he's such a skelly that one of the older kids could probably kick his ass after a quick tin of Spaghetti-Os if he did try anything.

 

[Fapcop]

I thought one of the reasons nick had a nanny was to drive the kids to places? Doesn't April have suspended license?

Her vagina isn’t suspended. Nick is free to ride it any time.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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"You're a dipshit who took too much coke and got cucked by the Toe"


You know he was fucking seething after that one. I don't know why he does it at this point. He's turning into Pat Tomlinson. He's just reply guying everyone to correcT the reCord but every time he tries it some rando just makes him eat shit. It's fucking humiliating. I'm getting second hand embarrassment from seeing how badly he gets BTFO everytime he tries this shit, but he just won't stop... it has to be a humiliation fetish or something. He's just getting clowned on everytime he Xeets.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Which is even more bizarre because even as a kid in kindergarten I loved spaghetti-Os and could manage to open the can and make a bowl by myself without needing my parents snackboy like Rekieta’s kids. But his kids lacked so much skills they’re dirty AND hungry? Adds up to further neglect.

This has become one of the concerns in the back of my brain about their homeschooling. If both Nick and Kayla are so inept at parenting - and Aaron had to teach Kayla how to clean the house (I'm gonna assume he's telling the truth at this point) - then the kids will suffer the same. Already one of the boys didn't have a high standard of hygiene. They are, at best, neglectful of teaching the most basic life skills. In fact, I'm wondering if they've even cracked a book open with them; any schooling seems to be done at the 80,000 classes Nick complains about driving to. Maybe they should just go to a real fucking school and not let them suffer academically, either? Can ANYONE imagine Kayla teaching on any subject, ever?

Then again, it's hard to have fun when your children (that you despise) are surrounded by mandated reporters.

 

[Oxyjen]

I thought one of the reasons nick had a nanny was to drive the kids to places? Doesn't April have suspended license?

Some have speculated (KC, notably) that April’s license was suspended as a result of Nick no-showing to contest that speeding ticket, and that he did so deliberately to isolate and keep her in the bunker.

There’s no evidence that her license was in fact suspended though, as far as I know.

 

[datura_binge]

Drex has commented on the situation again

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Hold the phone. I'm catching up now. So has Drex just bailed on Nick then? I thought those two were ride or die.

 

[Nate Higgers]

who would you think would make the best husband for Kayla and who the best husband for Aperil, and why ?

Jesse PS already had dibs on Ape as of a year ago. However now, I’m not even sure he’d want current year Ape after the cocaine addiction and the Rekieta semen.