Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Magic Pickle]

The one about the difficulty in blood draw was interesting to me.

Spoiler: Fun facts about blood drawing outside of sword battles.

Phlebotomists, medical assistants, nurses and anyone having to hook up a vein to something or other notoriously find fat patients difficult sticks as the body fat makes it more troublesome to locate the vein (which Kiwis at home can try on themselves by simply pressing into the crook of your arm or the veins in your hand and locating a strange little 'squish' - also known as turgor. Athletic men make for the most satisfying and easiest of sticks, but you didn't hear that from me); seeing her gloat about essentially making other people's jobs harder is part of why I always come back to her. So shameless!

Anyway, I counted at least 8 references to food in all of those posts. Aside from making extremely vapid early 2012-style pop culture reference tweets, such as somehow acting as if Justin Bieber as remotely relevant, Anna has nothing to say that doesn't relate to food! Not that it shocks anyone here, but it's startling to see such vacancy of the mind rewarded as she's been - proof positive we don't live in any kind of meritocracy, at least not a cognitive or creative one.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

The device she described is literally a bedazzler

Maybe there's so much fabric bunching up in the hinge mechanism that she can't get it closed completely. Those things are made to bedazzle normal-sized clothing, not denim circus tents.

She might have to use one of those hammer-pounded applicators if she can't fit a bedazzler. But I think she'd have an actual cardiac event if she had to hand-hammer every rhinestone - she was panting and out of breath while tie dying.

 

[AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed]

She cute.

 

[Poopfart]

The one about the difficulty in blood draw was interesting to me.

Spoiler: Fun facts about blood drawing outside of sword battles.

Phlebotomists, medical assistants, nurses and anyone having to hook up a vein to something or other notoriously find fat patients difficult sticks as the body fat makes it more troublesome to locate the vein (which Kiwis at home can try on themselves by simply pressing into the crook of your arm or the veins in your hand and locating a strange little 'squish' - also known as turgor. Athletic men make for the most satisfying and easiest of sticks, but you didn't hear that from me); seeing her gloat about essentially making other people's jobs harder is part of why I always come back to her. So shameless!

Anyway, I counted at least 8 references to food in all of those posts. Aside from making extremely vapid early 2012-style pop culture reference tweets, such as somehow acting as if Justin Bieber as remotely relevant, Anna has nothing to say that doesn't relate to food! Not that it shocks anyone here, but it's startling to see such vacancy of the mind rewarded as she's been - proof positive we don't live in any kind of meritocracy, at least not a cognitive or creative one.

it blows my mind how often she talks about food. I think she’s talked more about food in a week than I have in the 15 years I’ve been on social media. And she still doesn’t think it’s obvious that she is OBSESSED with food.

Anna…no normal human (who doesn’t run a food specific social media account) talks about food as much as you. We know you have a binge eating disorder. You are the opposite of slick. We know you obsess about food…it is literally one of the only things you talk about nonstop. Lmao.

 

[thejackal2]

I've run out of pithy comments on her threads contents. It's just mind boggling how ignorant and food obsessed she is.



How fucking dumb and ignorant do you have to be to at 40 to not understand you fall back and spring forward? DST didn't start, it fucking ended you absolute idiot.

 

[pippeyyy]

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I've run out of pithy comments on her threads contents. It's just mind boggling how ignorant and food obsessed she is.

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How fucking dumb and ignorant do you have to be to at 40 to not understand you fall back and spring forward? DST didn't start, it fucking ended you absolute idiot.

Thanks for the visual of her constipation she's dealing with.

She always tells on herself. Pain meds got her backed up so the best thing (in her mind) is eating food that will act as a laxative. Naturally. She should just chug olive oil and call it day. Her posts are always the fatest thing I've heard.

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[TheCakeIsALie]

I've run out of pithy comments on her threads contents. It's just mind boggling how ignorant and food obsessed she is.

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How fucking dumb and ignorant do you have to be to at 40 to not understand you fall back and spring forward? DST didn't start, it fucking ended you absolute idiot.

*has elective surgery because muh inflammation*

*obsess about food non stop*

*eventually blames Dr for the inevitable failure*

Insert why did they do this to me meme.

Anna is nothing more than a fat, food obsessed, munchie of no value to society and she will eventually suffer some serious problems. While I believe she is being taken advantage of by medical professionals, I think it’s what she deserves at this point due to a complete lack of self awareness and inability to be introspective.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Clotso Coof]

Holy shit, that slimming filter is insane. It took 100+ pounds off Anna. Look at her hips and legs. Sure, her head and hands look tiny but she doesn't care.

 

[Poopfart]

Holy shit, that slimming filter is insane. It took 100+ pounds off Anna. Look at her hips and legs. Sure, her head and hands look tiny but she doesn't care.

I honestly cannot imagine having the gall to post pictures on social media using a slimming filter because everyone knows you are a fatass it just makes it even more funny when other people post unedited pictures of you. No wonder they don’t have any real friends.

 

[GenociderSyo]

She fully admits to using it as well she states its to "hide her inflammation."

 

[ChantalsTaintBalls]

Holy shit, that slimming filter is insane. It took 100+ pounds off Anna. Look at her hips and legs. Sure, her head and hands look tiny but she doesn't care.

She may be maxing out the slimming filters, but concrete blocks do not lie (yay standardized material sizes)!

A standard US concrete masonry unit is 16” wide. Her hips are at least 32” wide (circumference would be much greater obviously).

A standard US door frame is 34” clear from edge of jamb (frame) to other jamb.

Did she have to go sideways thru all doorframes prior to her hip liposuction? Because she’s very close to that being an issue right now.

 

[Chococat3012]

Who is this bestie she now can't shut the fuck up about recently??

 

[OttoWest]

Who is this bestie she now can't shut the fuck up about recently??

Her friend Tracy. Tracy lives in New Mexico, is married with two kids and works as a teacher. Not sure where she and Anna met, possibly at BYU. She has been one of the few constants in Anna’s life, likely because she can keep Anna at a geographical distance.

 

[Small Obama]

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I am utterly fascinated by this close-up of her furred claw.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I am utterly fascinated by this close-up of her furred claw.

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She's a natural blonde. They often have quite a bit of peach fuzz/vellus hair on their bodies that you don't notice until it's pointed out.

 

[Handlebar Mushroom]

Anna candidly wants you to know, she has a bestie

And refers to her bestie as her bestie at almost 40

 

[Barbarella]

Anna candidly wants you to know, she has a bestie

And refers to her bestie as her bestie at almost 40

Well, she is obsessed with Taylor Swift so it fits.

I was amazed by her bag. She’s wearing a shoulder/crossbody bag that doesn’t even hit her waist. Shes figured out how to cobble several belts together for a “look”, she should know how to get chain extenders for handbags.

Even with the filters she’s WAY too fat to wear a pleated mini skirt. Proportions in clothing? What’s that?

Guess her halliday trip to Prague is off.

 

[xogossipgorl]

Anna candidly wants you to know, she has a bestie

And refers to her bestie as her bestie at almost 40

Well, she is obsessed with Taylor Swift so it fits.

And the way she talks about "adulting" being so hard. That sticker about adulthood being the worst hood is something even an early 20s shouldn't be putting on anything. At least they're new at it.

If she really is that delusional about not being a deathfat and not being middle age, I wish the reality of her age would hit her first. At her size she's decrepid elderly.

Guess her halliday trip to Prague is off.

Was it about this time? That's disappointing, and I wonder why.

I know she's crafted in the past, but do you all think this newish obsession with her denim jacket and the bedazzler is because of those custom sneakers she bought from the blonde skinny lady? She seemed to have a pretty good following based on her talent and ability (I wouldn't wear them, but I admire the work she puts in and did think they were cute).
Does Anna secretly wish she didn't have to shill actual garbage (Starbucks cups) and had become successful on real merit?

 

[OttoWest]

The Prague Christmas Markets don’t open until Nov 30. Wouldn’t be surprised if she heads out there right after Thanksgiving.

Sounds like she’s been invited to turkey day at Tracy’s in New Mexico. On her last “family” trip to Ohio we speculated the reason Anna stayed at a hotel rather than her father’s house was so she could have private snack time without judgment or a telltale garbage can full of empty takeout containers. Wonder if she’s staying with Tracy or will also get a room again.