Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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See its shit like this that makes me think we're living in a simulation.
If you want to double down on that feeling, that particular troon is a "journalist" that regularly writes for London's favourite rag, Metro. They've got years of bait headlines archived on their website if anyone wants to laugh some more at this gigahon.
 
Somebody made this beautiful (but predictably short-lived) addition to Fox's wikipedia page:
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Troon suggests the use of a physical sign in order to attract the attention of other trannies. An 'attraction sign', if you will. I faintly recall someone trying something like that before- I don't believe it ever had the intended effect.

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This reply makes no fucking sense. If the pizza troon was clockable in the handful of seconds it took to hand over a pizza, he's not really 'passing', is he?
I have this theory that trans people think there are two standards of passing. That they think most of them pass, but also that there are certain mystical tells that can only be discerned by other trans people and the most obsessive transphobes. So they can instantly tell that the woman with a square jaw and Olympic rower’s shoulders is trans, but most people can’t.

This would also explain these troon stories about how “I absolutely pass 105% of the time, but also a blind man called me ‘sir.’”
 
I have this theory that trans people think there are two standards of passing. That they think most of them pass, but also that there are certain mystical tells that can only be discerned by other trans people and the most obsessive transphobes. So they can instantly tell that the woman with a square jaw and Olympic rower’s shoulders is trans, but most people can’t.
That would certainly explain a lot, wouldn't it.

Like with how they consider SRS to be akin to a character creation screen (and have said as much directly), I suspect this stems from them playing video games too much and all having main character syndrome. I guess they think when you become a tranny you instantly unlock the 'Tranny Detector' passive skill, which allows you to perceive other trannies at a glance and marks them on your minimap. NPCs without the skill are none the wiser and just see trannies as how they imagine they look in their masturbatory fantasies.

It wouldn't surprise me in the least.
 
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How do they meassure arousal in females? I know how they do it in males. Clitoral swelling probably with a similar device?
They must use a heart rate monitor or some device that measures blood flow to the vagina like you suggest. I think Sexologists usually use a full EKG and measure a collection of different physiological responses, like heart rate and respiration, for both men and women.
Old school tranny commiting a big L on boomer TV by going on the howard stern show.
Enjoy.
Just horrible. And people always like to talk about the 1990s like it was some sort of perfect time in history. This show seems to match with how many of these people are just gay men who want to be come women as part of their gayness. Also the "women" guest on the show looks like a man. The whole show is just tranny propaganda trying to normalise the idea in a seemingly joking way.

It's always gay men who want to live as women or Autistics who can't tell the difference between conflating feelings with the physical body and reality. There is of course individuals in the military who are brainwashed by the military to undergo the procedure, so it really is just Nazi level mad scientist experiments. What else would you expect from the mind of a New Zealander?
 
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They must use a hart rate monitor or some device that measures blood flow to the vagina like you suggest. I think Sexologists usually use a full EKG and measure a collection of different physiological responses, like hart rate and respiration, for both men and women.

Just horrible. And people always like to talk about the 1990s like it was some sort of perfect time in history. This show seems to match with how many of these people are just gay men who want to be come women as part of their gayness. Also the "women" guest on the show looks like a man. The whole show is just tranny propaganda trying to normalise the idea in a seemingly joking way.

It's always gay men who want to live as women or Autistics who can't tell the difference between conflating feelings with the physical body and reality. There is of course individuals in the military who are brainwashed by the military to undergo the procedure, so it really is just Nazi level mad scientist experiments. What else would you expect from the mind of a New Zealander?
Hey, the Nazis were against trannies don't insult them.
 
Like with how they consider SRS to be akin to a character creation screen (and have said as much directly), I suspect this stems from them playing video games too much and all having main character syndrome
This reminds me of the theory that they are all so narcisistic they cannot play a game or watch a movie if they don't personally identify with the character. So they think other men playing as a hot bimbo girl are also "identifying" with the girl instead of just finding her attractive. And it makes sense too if we remember that the focus of their own attraction is themselves.
 
Like with how they consider SRS to be akin to a character creation screen (and have said as much directly), I suspect this stems from them playing video games too much and all having main character syndrome. I guess they think when you become a tranny you instantly unlock the 'Tranny Detector' passive skill, which allows you to perceive other trannies at a glance and marks them on your minimap. NPCs without the skill are none the wiser and just see trannies as how they imagine they look in their masturbatory fantasies.
These are the same people that think estrogen and testosterone are like magic potions that transforms them into the opposite sex. As we see here where this TIM thinks estrogen is making his brain high and that his brain is in the clouds. They claim that estrogen gives them mental clarity because they’re “operating on the correct hormone”, though usually they’ll use a computer metaphor such as “my brain is on the correct operating system now uwu”. To these people, transitioning is like them customizing their characters in a game.3562f413-f4cb-5165-bfe8-53c9d26011e1 (1).jpg
This reminds me of the theory that they are all so narcisistic they cannot play a game or watch a movie if they don't personally identify with the character. So they think other men playing as a hot bimbo girl are also "identifying" with the girl instead of just finding her attractive. And it makes sense too if we remember that the focus of their own attraction is themselves
To be fair, its not just trannies that are like this. Nowadays in fandoms, people are so obsessed with wanting their favorite characters to be an exact replica of them or how they see the character to the point where they make their own AUs of what they want the character to be seen as. I remember there was a character in a fandom where there was a popular headcanon that the main character was autistic and even demands that the show's creator make it canon. Needless to say the show's creator came out and said that said character wasn't autistic. This caused a massive uproar in the fandom with people calling the creator a "bigot" because she dared not to make their stupid headcanon canon.
 
I have this theory that trans people think there are two standards of passing. That they think most of them pass, but also that there are certain mystical tells that can only be discerned by other trans people and the most obsessive transphobes. So they can instantly tell that the woman with a square jaw and Olympic rower’s shoulders is trans, but most people can’t.
Yes, I've read more and more cope along the lines of "transphobes have started listening to voice training videos to identify little tells so they can clock our voices." It couldn't just be that they sound like dudes talking in bad falsettos.

The most AGP AGP to ever AGP asks 'is getting hard wearing skirts and masturbating transgender?' and the comments, predictably, say yes.
Very interesting. Gay AGPs really do exist.
 
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To be fair, its not just trannies that are like this. Nowadays in fandoms, people are so obsessed with wanting their favorite characters to be an exact replica of them or how they see the character to the point where they make their own AUs of what they want the character to be seen as.
It's been said by many that troonery is a cult.
Maybe it would better to describe it as a fandom. :P


Oh boy this one is in for it.
"Secondary" means middle school, right?
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That's the age where girls learn advanced bitchiness and boys all call each other "faggot" all the time.
Or so it was when I went. Has it changed?
 
Kind of unrelated, but I don't really understand the concept of top and bottom outside of anal sex between two men.
I was under the impression that top and bottom, outside of fetishism where top = dominant and bottom = submissive, is the physical orientation. Like the default of missionary is man = top, woman = bottom but cowgirl and its variants is a position that flips it and lets woman be top.
 
KIWIS. I come today bearing bad news. One lone, menacing boss babe of a woman has THWARTED our plans for TTD and project 2025. This redditor wrote a bill he claims will stop those chuds once and for all. No he’s not a politician lol his town called a meeting and this is his contribution.
For your tard viewing pleasure
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A California birth certificate. Not only change your gender but your birthplace.
A sort of "law of return" for troons to their spiritual homeland. :lit:
They realize that this will allow Elon to change his birthplace to be somewhere in the US and that makes him

1, automatically a citizen by birth-right
and
2, eligible to become President.
 
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