Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
GUAR-UN-FUCKIN-TEED
This re-tard did NOT speak to a lawyer from any USA state.

Try harder melton
lol wut. I mean, mind you, trying to explain Rakets to someone not in the know and not sounding crazy is pretty hard. But they were talking about the email "hack". Nicks coke and weapons charges are also another avenue by which he could be disbarred.

Also, I can't wait for Melton's PC to be taken in a search warrant, and they arrest him for CP.
 
  • She called her friend sobbing (which implies Nick and April had an in-person fight beforehand)
Will CONTINUE to happen:
APRIL, having NO Fwenz who want to hear the minnesota 5.5 complain YET AGAIN about junkie-dad WILL CONTINUE TO literal CRY-POST to IG about how Junkie-dad did her wrong, yet again.

Get yo popcorn ready
 
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Not whilst they are in a using stage. People in the throes of addiction are as self-centered and awful as they come. I say this as someone who has a lot of sympathy for people actively battling addiction, even when they slip and have to start again. It's tough, but when it's got a hold of them it makes people into monsters
I've known people in the throes of addiction who didn't act like selfish, self-centred cunts, but they're extraordinarily rare.

It all depends. If they’re a using addict who for whatever reason don’t have a problem getting a hold of their DOC, whether weed, coke or opiates, they can be as generous and kind as anyone.

(Except for maybe crack heads since they’ll be hitting the pipe every few minutes.)

Nick could have been one of them. He was rich enough to buy coke by the ounce. Hardly the type who steals your TV while you’re out to buy drugs. But he’s also a terrible person and cluster B asshole.
 
Rekieta is now saying on X that he "never pretended to be super into anime" and that he finds Warhammer 40k "hilarious." I'm pretty sure he did pretend to be into anime, and I'm also pretty sure that W40K is not supposed to be funny. (Archive)

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So he only likes Redo of a Healer (pedophile rape anime) and nothing else?

Interesting choice for the only anime he likes
 
I'm also pretty sure that W40K is not supposed to be funny.
It is supposed to be funny in a "turn the dial up on the parody so hard that it becomes its own thing" kind of way. In what other universe are Xenomorphs but worse, Judge Dredd, and demonic possession all cannon?

But not in a Nick Rekieta "Haha, the healer turned back time and RAPED EVERYONE AND THIS ANIME IS JUST PORN AND ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE UNDERAGE AND IF MY DICK WORKED I'D HAVE A BONER, ISN'T THAT SOMETHIGN!?!?!?!" kind of way.
 
this nigga is one of the biggest 40K lore NERDS. He's spitting timeline deets only a NERD would know. I guess the drugs drilled holes in the part of his brain for 40K lore.
Nick's playing dumb to conceal that he's a NERD who sacrificed his reputation to Slaanesh for a new Emperor's Children box set:
Too bad Slaanesh loves betrayal, so Nick will be enjoying prison instead!
 
All messages from Nick Rekieta on Patrick Melton's stream (November 18, 2024)

This was the only message, a $10 super chat at 1:41:30 about Aaron.

No other super chats or live chats, apparently, even though Melton covered Andrew/Legal Mindset during the stream.

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And yet it makes more money than lawsplainning the interwebs currently does
 
doing it. Also check my edit. The MATI clip brought me up to speed. I must have been not paying attention that week


By the way. I spoke to a lawyer about the situation and they said something interesting. Mind you this lawyer is not from Minnesota. They said "Nick might not be facing disbarment from the email shit because Aaron forgot to log off, however what they might use from the email can't be entered into evidence against them". Do take this with some salt, it was a weekend football party.
He would be facing disarming because he transmitted what he found in Aaron's e-mail to third parties. Which is a whole different issue than simply reading the email because Aaron never logged off.
 
New Instagram story from April:
Remember April the coke whore looked crazy waiting for Nick to leave his wife, then they all went to prison. Keep being a coke whore.

This is the account she is reposting:
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One last thing, Noah was never mocked for building the Ark. Something April would know if she had ever read the Old Testament.
 
None of these hobbies came to mind in 2022, when he declared he's achieved all the "Maslow shit" and there's nothing left but cooming: "What else do I have to fucking do?"

Boy, that didn't age well. How many of the things he listed off at the end does he still have now?
Maybe you should have stuck to your other hobbies instead of sticking your balldo where it doesn't belong. You can either have your gay little whiskey crack den polycule or you can have your 5 kids and a stable income. You already made your choice and now you get to keep neither.
 
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> "SOP, also, is that if only one child tests positive at that level, CPS wouldn't even have to ask, the cops would be doing a rape kit on the child to check for signs of abuse because drugging a child that much means that sexual abuse is almost always happening."
> "I can't say what the exact percentage is, but it's easily the vast majority we end up running the tests of PEDI kits for children. Almost each and every one of them comes back positive for sexual trauma, and it's usually prolonged abuse. Again, I can't give percentages."

Jesus Christ, how horrifying.
 
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I think this is a result we don't want to think about. It makes sense about the sa testing, but it is so hard to wrap my mind around it. I really enjoyed Nick, years ago, and it literally makes me so sad to see what a horrible person he really is. I like the remark earlier about him becoming a sausage holder if any of this is true, and I think it is!
 
It all depends. If they’re a using addict who for whatever reason don’t have a problem getting a hold of their DOC, whether weed, coke or opiates, they can be as generous and kind as anyone.

(Except for maybe crack heads since they’ll be hitting the pipe every few minutes.)

Nick could have been one of them. He was rich enough to buy coke by the ounce. Hardly the type who steals your TV while you’re out to buy drugs. But he’s also a terrible person and cluster B asshole.
I am sure they can be outwardly fairly pleasant - although I think as things progress this becomes less and less the case - but the fact is an addict will put using above their other responsibilities in life. Sure, they could be a friendly drunk, but are they really a nice person when everyone else in their life has to pick up the pieces?

Milage will vary based on the substance of choice, how bad the addiction is and how someone behaves on it - but ultimately for an addict to use is inherently a selfish act (notwithstanding doing it to avoid dangerous withdrawals) because of the stress it puts on family members, how it effects their own health and how it makes them a burden on all others around them. That outward kindness is superficial really, because when they are on a substance that is all they care about. I will repeat though, addiction is a diagnosable disease so I have sympathy for addicts - but only those that are actively fighting their addiction, even if they are failing.

Nick is unwilling to acknowledge there was ever a problem in the first place, even after it exploded in his stupid beaked face.
 
> "SOP, also, is that if only one child tests positive at that level, CPS wouldn't even have to ask, the cops would be doing a rape kit on the child to check for signs of abuse because drugging a child that much means that sexual abuse is almost always happening."
> "I can't say what the exact percentage is, but it's easily the vast majority we end up running the tests of PEDI kits for children. Almost each and every one of them comes back positive for sexual trauma, and it's usually prolonged abuse. Again, I can't give percentages."

Jesus Christ, how horrifying.
I’m going to press X to doubt, because the sample went to a lab therefore nobody would know a level during the sampling. I’m also doubting this for my sanity.
 
As for all the people talking about 'good addicts' or 'affectionate, I am not sure if you mean shithead mates at work or you are a pimp with prostitutes, but they basically only care about themselves and the substance and fail hard in any caregiving responsibility role.
I’d mark that under “people who have sex/ date addicts” and people with relatives that are addicts.

It’s amazing how affectionate or sweet addicts can be if you are helping them get their fix. Not everyone can be as straight forward as here’s a half-gram of coke for a blowjob or to tell me how much I mean to you. You usually have to play the troubled waif or bad boy in need to get at the pockets or the ride or place to stay.

I’m sure at points Nick has been the sweetest, most loving, amazing kind to Kayla, April, his parents, etc…when he needs something.

Nick would be a little different depending on the money access his parents allow, but besides money getting cooperation, sex, keeping his stash safe, agreement, someone else to drive the kids 100 miles a day, etc…to keep on using would bring out his kind affectionate side. Only a firm “no” will result in him getting mean as sin.
 
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Unless he specifically asked them about the whole "the cop got cocaine residue on his hands and then tussled the daughter's hair" cope that Nick has been pushing, then it's hard to say how much this all really matters to the layman, because they can still fall into the far more comforting explanation that it's all a contamination issue.
 
Fucking coward pretending he wasn't the NERD boy he was.
He’s trying to live up to the newest version of himself that he’s selling a would-be audience. His new, put-on, face is a really “cool” guy who is way above NERD hobbies. Enter Nick, who is now distancing himself from anything that doesn’t fit in his idea of this new version person, Balldo 2.0. The new persona is what he’s going to be trying to sell to an audience. You can tell from his latest streams where it’s showcased that there is no overarching sense of who exactly this guy thinks he is, that Nick hasn’t settled yet on how to sell himself, after arrest. Shits going to happen that shakes up his life before he’ll get a chance to try marketing cool guy Nick who hates anime & games, though. (I’ve got a suspicion something might happen at his next court date, but that’s a different story.)

It also seems like Nick wants to represent as a family guy who loves his wife & kids, but it was so difficult to sell a performance of, that he was shaking hard enough for others to see during that stream. Nick misses the fact that people see what they want, & that currently even the most objective eye can see that he’s full of shit, at the absolute least. It’s clear to the naked eye with no agenda in place.

Re: nerd, this thread could use a nerd tag. Since it’s already at 20 tags, a few obsolete compared to what’s missing (nerd), what do people think of erasing one tag in order to add nerd? I vote to remove “twitch.tv” because it’s the least representative overall, & the ones that are repetitive like “faggot & gay” or “drug addict & druggie” are funny & carry distinctions. I tried to add nerd & it wouldn’t let me due to the queue being filled:
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