Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[toilet_rainbow]

I figured he was begging for the book and the fee, which is $165...

This would actually check out with Lou’s typical (lack of) logic. Although I would’ve suspected him wanting just the passport card because it’s much cheaper and more useless for him, like nearly everything he “buys” like his art commissions. Plus he has a tendency to try to ask for additional money “just because,” like his $50 lettuce and tomato beg. So that was my logic in my previous post.

Eh, he’ll forget about fleeing the US by the time either/both would theoretically arrive at his door, anyway. He’ll have more pressing things to worry about, like if his fursona is really a lion or a tiger.

 

[General Disarray]

A passport card actually takes longer to process per Google AI, and is not good for international travel except to Mexico and other certain Carribean countries per the State Department.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Hey tramscrowdfund I got my passport so I can flee and now I need to flee. It's going to cost 3500 dollars for a diabetic first class seat on the plane, then I'll need around 15k to buy a house when I land.. Also going to need money for diabetic food and new diabetic UK clothes!

 

[Morshu's Paradise]

I just wanted to remind everyone that as far as I know (and I've been reading this thread since October 2022, and have read the whole thing save maybe the first 100 pages) Lou has never left Greensburg, a town of less than 15,000 people, in the almost five years since the thread's creation. Lou, the avid furry, couldn't even be bothered to hurple 35 miles to the site of the largest furry con in North America.

Lou is the most sedentary I've ever seen: he claims he has never been farther west than Ohio. I believe the farthest east he's been is Pennsylvania. Even Chris made it to Ohio and Finland, Cyrax was born in Alaska, and Polissa went to Florida when her brother-in-law died. Jesus Christ, who lived two thousand years ago and walked almost everywhere, has traveled farther than Lou. The average American has visited 12 states, Lou has perhaps visited 12 counties.

The thought of Lou immigrating -- or better yet, fleeing -- to a country on another continent is so utterly absurd I think his running for the Pennsylvania Senate is actually more probable.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

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he’s been trying forever to make trunts a thing.

The passport grift is hilarious. Man who cannot reliably budget for and maintain a patreon subscription claims he might hafta flee the country. lol.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Let's say that hypothetically Lou does somehow land this grift. What does he plan on doing once going to Europe? Not like he knows anyone in Europe or has ever implied he talks to any European, unlike in Missouri where he at least knows of Turquana.

 

[kazuhiro]

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[rusty shackleford 1]

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I’m sorry I know this is the Lou show but I’m a little speechless at the notion that a man recounting having heard a woman asking her boyfriend “what do I want?” at a coffee shop caused 1.7k people to equally seethe in solidarity with that faggot lol. A heartwarming moment about a man who knows his lady well being portrayed as this tragic example of oppression and 1.7k opted to say “yes that makes sense you are well adjusted and I’m acknowledging this terrifying anecdote” instead of calling him an obviously jealous retard. These people are so unserious lol.

Also Lou passing messages to random teenage girls

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Let's say that hypothetically Lou does somehow land this grift. What does he plan on doing once going to Europe? Not like he knows anyone in Europe or has ever implied he talks to any European, unlike in Missouri where he at least knows of Turquana.

If he's even thought that far ahead (big doubt), he probably has some vague plan of getting on welfare and resuming his lifestyle of sitting around and being useless, only in some government-provided shithole instead of Denise's house. He wouldn't be making friends or establishing any kind of support network; cultural and language barriers aside, his natural aura of assholery would ensure he alienates everyone overseas just as effectively as he has here. And of course the culture shock of living somewhere like Germany or France or Denmark would probably drive him up the wall and make him an even bigger dickhead than usual.

 

[Hexxus]

This wop still won't smile in any of his pics lol... Lou you need to grift for some DENTAL IMPLANTS

God imagine this grift combined with his shiny new passport. Lou in a year's time sitting in a shady Istanbul back alley "dentist" while some sandnigger rummages around in his pockets for a hammer and a wrench to whip out the remaining old ones from his squash head. Hell I'd almost contribute to the TRAMSCROWFUND.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I just wanted to remind everyone that as far as I know (and I've been reading this thread since October 2022, and have read the whole thing save maybe the first 100 pages) Lou has never left Greensburg, a town of less than 15,000 people, in the almost five years since the thread's creation. Lou, the avid furry, couldn't even be bothered to hurple 35 miles to the site of the largest furry con in North America.

Lou is the most sedentary I've ever seen: he claims he has never been farther west than Ohio. I believe the farthest east he's been is Pennsylvania. Even Chris made it to Ohio and Finland, Cyrax was born in Alaska, and Polissa went to Florida when her brother-in-law died. Jesus Christ, who lived two thousand years ago and walked almost everywhere, has traveled farther than Lou. The average American has visited 12 states, Lou has perhaps visited 12 counties.

The thought of Lou immigrating -- or better yet, fleeing -- to a country on another continent is so utterly absurd I think his running for the Pennsylvania Senate is actually more probable.

The only other lolcow I can think of off the top of my head that has been more constrained to one tiny area is Kyttie Von Toyye, who was an agoraphobe terrified of Covid and white people. If she or Tyla have left home, let alone Chicago, since she DFE’d I’d be pleasantly surprised.

Regardless, before he moved, I can only think of a handful of places that he frequented (not counting medical offices). Despite socializing more in the past year, he is becoming more of an American hikikomori the larger and more immobile he becomes. Meanwhile similar shut in retard cows like Kailyn Wilcher are straight up moving states for the first time in their lives while Lou rots. He is impressive from how nothing his life is, yet how incredibly insane that nothing simultaneously is.

If he's even thought that far ahead (big doubt), he probably has some vague plan of getting on welfare and resuming his lifestyle of sitting around and being useless, only in some government-provided shithole instead of Denise's house. He wouldn't be making friends or establishing any kind of support network; cultural and language barriers aside, his natural aura of assholery would ensure he alienates everyone overseas just as effectively as he has here. And of course the culture shock of living somewhere like Germany or France or Denmark would probably drive him up the wall and make him an even bigger dickhead than usual.

That is currently biting Sophie Labelle of Assigned Male fame in the ass. He thought that he could coast living in Finland indefinitely without doing anything but spend his days making art on the government dime. Social services recently told him “lol no, start integrating or get fucked,” so now he’s panicking at being an actual contributing member of society. Foreign welfare systems operate on a much different level than American tugboat, especially if everyone can arguably qualify for it like universal. Similarly—

God imagine this grift combined with his shiny new passport. Lou in a year's time sitting in a shady Istanbul back alley "dentist" while some sandnigger rummages around in his pockets for a hammer and a wrench to whip out the remaining old ones from his squash head. Hell I'd almost contribute to the TRAMSCROWFUND.

—As stated before, many European healthcare systems are becoming much stricter on who qualifies for HRT or SRS because it’s a lot of money for something ineffective. If he ended up in the EU, he’d likely lose his titty skittles between his health and very masculine appearance and demeanor.

He’d still never go to Turkey for dental implants or anything else, though, as funny as it’d be. Chromebooks and furry art would be higher priority regardless what side of the Atlantic he’s on. Best for him to stay an American NEET.

 

[PigFarm]

Doesn't matter if he goes out, doesn't matter if he stays in. He's the same NPC on repeat, with a perpetual list of atrocities that make him need moar kitty titty porn money and ipads

Every time the dude leaves the house, he ruins his socks and shoes, nearly gets hit by a car, gets some kind of heat stroke or discomfort from cold that only a snack can fix. Someone looks at him sideways, or refuses to return his gimme without a receipt.

Same shit at home. A keyboard gets broken, his mom asks him to clean a dish, his brother calls him a he, he falls down the steps, etc etc.

Just put him down already. He can't even hurple 5 steps without screaming about how unfair the world is

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I presume that his original tugboat was secured by his mom when he was a minor and just kept rolling. Apart from food stamps (application completed on his behalf by pooner) he has never attempted claim anything as an adult. Does he really think he can arrive in Europe and his bennies will come with him? That he'll immediately qualify for 'free' healthcare?

I know he'll never even apply for a passport, but the depths of his ignorance about the world outside his bedroom door will never not amaze me.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Our Lou is a spender not a saver.
It would be impossible for him to hold onto any "spare" money.
How many times have we seen him spend on titty cat art because he had a "bit leftover", only to grift for a bill the very next day? And of course, you can never know when a sudden downpour will melt all his skirt-go-spinny wardrobe.

 

[Great Dane]

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family (The original comment seems to be removed in the /r/Millennials thread but still shows up on the user page.)

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Kiwi Farms mentions on Bluesky

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Kiwi Farms mentions on Bluesky

That "EndNetworkedHarrassment" organization belongs to KiwiFarms nemesis, Liz Fong-Jones.
What we have here is Intersectional Cows. This is the latest iteration of his lifes work of attempting to censor the Internet, hide our documentation of his "consent accident" and destroy Kiwi Farms.

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

First off the pagan thing in the threads. He worships the female gods but not the male rapist gods (his words). While that is a decent reason, I suspect it's more so because he hates men.

I couldn't help myself, so I looked into it. Not only is Apollo also a "raypist", to borrow Lou's retarded spelling, there's the whole abduction of Persephone angle (and presumed rape) by Hades to consider, and let's not forget that Hera regularly slut shames Zeus' rape victims by punishing them for being raped. So that knocks out about half of the gods he claims to still respect and honor.

I've just never understood what it is Lou's hoping to get out of his greek gods worshipper LARP. Being interested in the myth is one thing, but Lou doesn't do anything unless he's trying to get something out of it

 

[WelperHelper99]

I couldn't help myself, so I looked into it. Not only is Apollo also a "raypist", to borrow Lou's retarded spelling, there's the whole abduction of Persephone angle (and presumed rape) by Hades to consider, and let's not forget that Hera regularly slut shames Zeus' rape victims by punishing them for being raped. So that knocks out about half of the gods he claims to still respect and honor.

I've just never understood what it is Lou's hoping to get out of his greek gods worshipper LARP. Being interested in the myth is one thing, but Lou doesn't do anything unless he's trying to get something out of it

The Greek Gods by modern standards are absolutely barbaric. Rape arguably is the least of the offences considering their power levels. Fuck, pretty sure most of them leveled a town or ten because lol why not?

 

[Vampirella]

I've just never understood what it is Lou's hoping to get out of his greek gods worshipper LARP. Being interested in the myth is one thing, but Lou doesn't do anything unless he's trying to get something out of it

He just want's to be different, but atheists are now associated with fat neckbeards that wear trilbies with graphic t-shirts so he needs something different. I also think it's his way to skin walk as a woman, a pagan woman. That and his cooming over Wonder Woman (mostly this, I bet all of his knowledge of the Greek gods comes from comic books)

I do find it funny that he won't worship the male gods because rape, but is fine with the goddesses when they are some of the most petty bitches every to bitch. Maybe Lou will say Medusa and Arachne are really evil TerfNazis. JK, Lou has never read any of the Greek myths.

 

[Crispy Pancake]

That "EndNetworkedHarrassment" organization belongs to KiwiFarms nemesis, Liz Fong-Jones.
What we have here is Intersectional Cows. This is the latest iteration of his lifes work of attempting to censor the Internet, hide our documentation of his "consent accident" and destroy Kiwi Farms.

Even other lolcows are saying LFJ fucky wuckied with the "EndNetworkedHarassment" blocklist. Nice job squarehead.