Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

It really doesn't matter what spin you put on it. "Nick's nine year old daughter tested positive for cocaine at levels that are like that of a regular user."

Come up with an innocent explanation for that.

There isn't one.

It was all the 9 year old's cocaine

Nick is totally innocent!

 

[Mouse Cop]

He's on X making a bunch of statements about his case to Spectre, claiming that CPS coached the kids to answer questions in a specific way. Spectre even leaked this DM. I'm not in front of my computer at the moment so I can't archive.

Edit: Okay I archived Nick's statements: one, two

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Trying to read the tea leaves and speculating here: 1) he's talking about Kayla, 2) the "something" he tried fixing was her dissatisfaction towards him 3) he's therefore throwing in the towel on the marriage (or at least, the compromise part) 4) yet again, everything is someone else's fault. How long before April comes out of the woodwork with pathetic Tweets/IG posts?

What is not speculation, and I offer as good advice for Nick: you desperately need to give up who you are. Your current problems aren't because someone didn't let you play enough Warhammer.

That's right folks, never give up being a big old NERD

 

[I Will Be Us]

Oh sweet Nick... and you WONDER why someone in the county hates you enough to leak CHIPS documents.

The more he leans into the "muh corruption" angle the more he is going to be met by an overzealous county who will do everything in their power to show the public that they do everything above-board. They won't let a single thing slide. This locality is tiny enough that they are absolutely keeping tabs on what Nick is saying about them.

 

[Horrified Bystander]

Case in point:

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I will give him the benefit of the doubt of, while sober, not getting his shit pushed in; while high, there is no way dude didn´t suck on multiple pipes.

I’ve had the fortune of only hearing about this picture before today. What a day to have eyes. There were concentration camp survivors with better physiques than this wastrel of a skeleton.

 

[Major]

he's levelled up to 'dork' now. And 'obtuse', nice.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

I want the Rekieta prison arc just so he can smuggle a phone into prison and tweet at all his haters from prison. He can talk about how prison is great actually, and he meets and hangs out with lots of cool people with funny and weird stories.

 

[Mouse Cop]

For context and clarity, here is the full Spectre vs. Rekieta exchange in one post. Archive links for Rekieta's posts can be found here, here, and here.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

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Trying to read the tea leaves and speculating here: 1) he's talking about Kayla, 2) the "something" he tried fixing was her dissatisfaction towards him 3) he's therefore throwing in the towel on the marriage (or at least, the compromise part) 4) yet again, everything is someone else's fault. How long before April comes out of the woodwork with pathetic Tweets/IG posts?

What is not speculation, and I offer as good advice for Nick: you desperately need to give up who you are. Your current problems aren't because someone didn't let you play enough Warhammer.

Kayla: Nick, stop drinking so much and spending time joining random streams to discuss porn. Spend more time with your family.
Nick: Fine! We will start swinging and I'll give up my warhammer hobby.
Kayla: But I nev....
Nick: You win, Kayla! We will start swinging and cocaine. No warhammer. No anime.
Kayla: No, I just....
Nick: I'm getting you a dorky man. You win. Now leave me to work.

 

[I Will Be Us]

April also updated her banner to a Chihuly installation... in Las Vegas.

She's not as subtle or clever as she thinks she is.

 

[All becomes gunt]

The Spectre Report
@Spectre_Report

Anything that comes out of the mouth of this retarded faggot should be taken with a mountain of salt. Not a grain but a mountain. Need i remind everyone that this disgusting faggot is stolen valor. As much as i hate balldo and maybe this makes sense, maybe it doesn't, i don't believe Spec tree, because he spec'd all his point into gay niggeraids.

For context and clarity, here is the full Spectre vs. Rekieta exchange in one post. Archive links for Rekieta's posts can be found here, here, and here.

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"By the way. The reason i was point out to the court that "the kids would have been exposed by someone else" is because THATS WHAT THE FUCKING COMPLAINT FILED BY THE COUNTY SAID."

There is a major difference between the criminal court and the court of public opinion, everyone knows what happened, even the prosecution knows what happened, the question is if they can prove it beyond a reasonable doubt, which they can't. Everyone here mister Balldo knows what you've done and KNOWS IT WAS YOU. YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ANYONE. Because let's take the scenarios on why someone would do this, and ill ask people here as well, which scenarios sound more plausible to you judging by Rekieta's character. Rekieta is a drug fueled sex pervert that hangs around with pedophiles and makes "jokes" about bedbound prepubescent girls and anal rape. Also he plays fast and loose with alledged pictures and videos that contain someone else's children with a known fat pedophile in Melton. These are the scenarios, choose and pick what you like:

A. Daughter found daddy's cocaine stash and decided to dust herself
B. Daddy put some of his special powder in her drink in order to do illicit things to her
C. Daughter went to a sleepover with her friend and had a cocaine party at her house
D. During a recent drug fueled orgy they did it as a "joke" and don't remember or it was an accident
E. April gave her the cocaine to try and get him in deeper shit
F. Aaron gave her the cocaine to try and get him in deeper shit
G. Kayla gave her the cocaine to have a bigger basis for a future divorce proceeding

Personally i think the most plausible scenarios are A and B. A because it could happen and B makes sense due to his behavior and how disgusting and depraved he is.

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

G. Kayla gave her the cocaine to have a bigger basis for a future divorce proceeding

That's the most drow option to occur in Benzoballdozan.

 

[BigPeanut]

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Trying to read the tea leaves and speculating here: 1) he's talking about Kayla, 2) the "something" he tried fixing was her dissatisfaction towards him 3) he's therefore throwing in the towel on the marriage (or at least, the compromise part) 4) yet again, everything is someone else's fault. How long before April comes out of the woodwork with pathetic Tweets/IG posts?

What is not speculation, and I offer as good advice for Nick: you desperately need to give up who you are. Your current problems aren't because someone didn't let you play enough Warhammer.

He’s such a little faggot girl attention-drama whore, like he really really wants US and everyone on Twitter to speculate on who and what he’s talking about.

Hey big nosed child abuser crack head faggot, either say what you’re talking about or shut the fuck up, there is no reason you had to mention that cryptic shit. A simple “yeah it’s cool but I’ve been really busy with real life stuff”

 

[I Will Be Us]

He’s such a little faggot girl attention-drama whore, like he really really wants US and everyone on Twitter to speculate on who and what he’s talking about.

Hey big nosed child abuser crack head faggot, either say what you’re talking about or shut the fuck up, there is no reason you had to mention that cryptic shit. A simple “yeah it’s cool but I’ve been really busy with real life stuff”

"Mind your business!"

You first, Nick.

 

[Annealing Crater]

The brain holes are expanding. Nick's excuses are senseless and self-contradictory.

I can only assume his addled brain contains pieces of the memory of himself training his kids to say "mommy and daddy and second mommy and second daddy didn't do any cocaine, and what is cocaine, I don't even know what drugs are, also if we did do drugs it was someone else's fault." Connecting to a disconnected piece of that engram, he accuses the state of coaching his kids against him. When he hears this repeated back to him by a third party, it doesn't match the pattern so he gets angry in retaliation. "Don't be a retard, why the fuck would the state coach my kids to say that and help me? They're conspiring against me!" Finally he can't keep the train of thought going and is forced to backpedal. CPS was just paraphrasing the kids' answers, as if the specific verbiage of the response was what mattered, and not the pre-emptive excuses for the retro-causal impossible positive test.

 

[DumbDude43]

nick knows that spectre is a delusional schizo retard, the guy has been orbiting nick for like half a decade
why the fuck does balldo interact with him at all

 

[All becomes gunt]

The brain holes are expanding. Nick's excuses are senseless and self-contradictory.

I can only assume his addled brain contains pieces of the memory of himself training his kids to say "mommy and daddy and second mommy and second daddy didn't do any cocaine, and what is cocaine, I don't even know what drugs are, also if we did do drugs it was someone else's fault." Connecting to a disconnected piece of that engram, he accuses the state of coaching his kids against him. When he hears this repeated back to him by a third party, it doesn't match the pattern so he gets angry in retaliation. "Don't be a retard, why the fuck would the state coach my kids to say that and help me? They're conspiring against me!" Finally he can't keep the train of thought going and is forced to backpedal. CPS was just paraphrasing the kids' answers, as if the specific verbiage of the response was what mattered, and not the pre-emptive excuses for the retro-causal impossible positive test.

YEAH WAIT A MINUTE I TOTALLY MISSED THAT. DID THIS NIGGER REALLY ACCUSE THE STATE THAT THEY CONDUCTED AN INTERVIEW WITH A BIAS WHERE HIS CHILDREN ARE COACHED ? Isn't that also a crime ?

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Oh sweet Nick... and you WONDER why someone in the county hates you enough to leak CHIPS documents.

The more he leans into the "muh corruption" angle the more he is going to be met by an overzealous county who will do everything in their power to show the public that they do everything above-board. They won't let a single thing slide. This locality is tiny enough that they are absolutely keeping tabs on what Nick is saying about them.

A common misconception is that when the government really want to fuck you then they'll resort to doing corrupt shit, but that's usually not the case at all, when they really want to nail you and have you dead to rights then they'll do the exact opposite, they'll become super professional, crossing ever t and dotting every i, following every lead and making things as airtight as possible. I believe that is what's happening to Nick right now, he's drawn so much attention to himself that the state are going to get "super professional" on his ass, the warrant against Ethan Ralph and now this Melton stuff is indicative of that.

 

[Stiffy]

April hasn't Xweeted since last Thursday the 14th.
Any speculation here?
Dead in Rekietaville? Forced, or voluntarily went into rehab (if so who paid for it)?

 

[yydszmiteg2]

April hasn't Xweeted since last Thursday the 14th.
Any speculation here?
Dead in Rekietaville? Forced, or voluntarily went into rehab (if so who paid for it)?

Chained to a bed in the grindhouse traphouse for lord balldo's pleasure.