Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Are you saying his wife was a munchie mom, or that is how Chris Watts could have portrayed her?

As terrible as him killing his daughters were, the thing that saddened me the most, is that his wife overcame cancer and was pregnant again when he strangled her. All that she went through and it was for nothing thanks to that loser who lost his mind to some whore who would have been happy to have an Only Fans account.

His wife was an insane munchie who alleged her daughters had a bunch of issues they didn’t have and would post publicly about how she only trusted rectal thermometers for toddlers along with forcing the girls to go to wacky therapies despite doctors saying they were healthy.

Shannon was a legit crazy mommy blogger who bankrupted the family. If he just murdered her and his defense was that she was abusing the kids and threatening him somehow then I believe he probably could’ve gotten a light sentence. Chris is a monster who mangled the bodies of his wife and children to poorly hide their murder for a butterfaced woman who’d let him fuck her in the ass, but if he only killed Shannon I think his defense would be much easier. It’s odd to say it, but I’ve had that discussion more than a few times.

 

[SuitcaseNuke]

Considering that Nick hoped to parlay the cash from the sale of the second house into the addition of a new sex dungeon to the main house, I think it's fair to say that April lives in Nick's old sex dungeon.

As much as the gay incidents stand out, there's too much evidence for Nick's interest in women to think he's a homosexual. Rather, I hypothesize that Nick and Kayla bonded over being closeted bisexuals early in their relationship. Indulging these proclivities likely became a core theme in their relationship, explaining their shared indifference to the other's increasingly open degeneracy.

They openly worship slaanesh

 

[Mandatory User Name]

There's tons of things that are "technically illegal" that are never charged, or there are things that investigators and cops let slide all the time, but if you piss them off they come out with their magnifying glass

Nick is literally begging for that magnifying glass, like a fucking moron.

"if you make the cop do his job, he will do the shit out of his job,"

Hit the nail right on the head, Nick has said numerous times that he "Intends to make the State do their Job properly" well they are, Nick's obstinance has pushed them into taking a second look and it's going to fuck Nick over even more than it already has.

 

[Chode]

He's on X making a bunch of statements about his case to Spectre, claiming that CPS coached the kids to answer questions in a specific way. Spectre even leaked this DM. I'm not in front of my computer at the moment so I can't archive.

Edit: Okay I archived Nick's statements: one, two

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"any testing of the children that would result in drug use according to the children would be because of secondary exposure from some other source."
I took that as 'in regards to the children' and not 'what the child said'.
Thanks for clearing that up Nick, keep talking.

Original public record:

Interesting new matter of public record attached.

 

[datura_binge]

What does he mean sound coached, who said that?

What he is saying is he thinks CPS told them what to say. Which is funny because if all the kids "only told the truth" then it isn't congruous with "coaching". What "coaching" is to Nick is "the CPS people asked my kids questions". Anything that doesn't go with Nick's story in their responses is coaching to him.

Actual coaching is when you tell somebody all the answers and how to speak before the interview, then do what amounts to a fake interview. For real world examples, see Kamala Harris planned press events vs when she actually got asked things on the fly.

 

[Melty Butter]

April hasn't Xweeted since last Thursday the 14th.

She's diligently working on her IG aesthetic.

April also updated her banner to a Chihuly installation... in Las Vegas.
She's not as subtle or clever as she thinks she is.

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'A few moments later"
The banner is gone but she's changed her profile pic. She's passing her time by tinkering with her IG account.
New on left, old on right.

Link
Notable: The new pic is from 10/22. That's the pic someone pointed out to me was NOT about meeting up with Nick (the "visitor" was the cat). Odd coincidence. April! Are you among us?
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[Associate Rick]

Nick is like that dipshit you know that gets pulled over for a routine traffic stop and ends up cuffed, purely due to their own obstinance and stupidity. It's so easy not to fuck up, but somehow their "creativity" finds a way.

You are absolute bullshit lying, fuck off!

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

What he is saying is he thinks CPS told them what to say. Which is funny because if all the kids "only told the truth" then it isn't congruous with "coaching". What "coaching" is to Nick is "the CPS people asked my kids questions". Anything that doesn't go with Nick's story in their responses is coaching to him.

Actual coaching is when you tell somebody all the answers and how to speak before the interview, then do what amounts to a fake interview. For real world examples, see Kamala Harris planned press events vs when she actually got asked things on the fly.

Gotta think like Nick. He picks the argument for a reason. Perhaps they said something else that Nick considers them coached into saying, like if say CPS asked have you noticed any differences in your parents recently, or something like that.

Remember the lawyer representing the kids said something like we think they learned their lesson. According to Nick all was fine, so what lesson would they learn? Then you have the Kayla overheard sayimg something like "these are the results of our actions" or something like that.

So, Nick probably wants to claim they got coached into saying something else. The weird thing is, why is he arguing this? We know nothing of what they said, just crumbs of info we deduced from the above.

Or is Nick trying to own us here by saying that those words didn't mean he was expecting a kid to test positive? I made a post about that before. Is he reading these things and then trying to refute it elsewhere on X?

 

[Vibralldo]

He's on X making a bunch of statements about his case to Spectre, claiming that CPS coached the kids to answer questions in a specific way. Spectre even leaked this DM. I'm not in front of my computer at the moment so I can't archive.

Edit: Okay I archived Nick's statements: one, two

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If Nick hadn't lied about being in a polycule, the archive video being fake, going to hedonism 2, April being his girlfriend, April not living nearby, and the drugs in general, etc I might have believed him

That's the thing about lying constantly; people stop believing you

 

[Kulee Baba]

It hurts knowing that one of the remaining copies of Coach Redpill's "Wilshire Blvd" is bound to be destroyed or locked in police evidence when the coppers seize Nicky's computer.

Really I just wanted to post this again for THAT COCAINE SNIFF at the start.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

April hasn't Xweeted since last Thursday the 14th.
Any speculation here?
Dead in Rekietaville? Forced, or voluntarily went into rehab (if so who paid for it)?

I'm telling you. She's wearing Nick's skin. Or will be. The pug's too.

 

[datura_binge]

It hurts knowing that one of the remaining copies of Coach Redpill's "Wilshire Blvd" is bound to be destroyed or locked in police evidence when the coppers seize Nicky's computer.

Really I just wanted to post this again for THAT COCAINE SNIFF at the start.

Can anyone who has experience with medical stuff or cocaine shed some light on how much coke your have to do to end up sounding like that? Is that the result of "I just did a line of coke and here we are" or is that the result of "a shitload of coke"? Because I'm positive I've interacted with people on coke and they sound nothing like that.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Rekieta is now saying on X that he "never pretended to be super into anime" and that he finds Warhammer 40k "hilarious." I'm pretty sure he did pretend to be into anime, and I'm also pretty sure that W40K is not supposed to be funny. (Archive)

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"How do you do, fellow fans of letting another man fuck your wife? Did you know I have tons of hobbies? It's true! I will only name two and simultaneously tell you that I don't actually partake in those hobbies. Why are you guys so weird? You should get hobbies like me and then maybe you can act like a grown up and talk about anime to male Jamaican strippers. Kiwifags keep losing and keep being nerds that don't get cucked."

 

[Gulls on Film]

Can anyone who has experience with medical stuff or cocaine shed some light on how much coke your have to do to end up sounding like that? Is that the result of "I just did a line of coke and here we are" or is that the result of "a shitload of coke"? Because I'm positive I've interacted with people on coke and they sound nothing like that.

That's the "drinking until you're blackout drunk and then snorting coke to maintain consciousness" technique.

 

[AnOminous]

Rekieta is a drug fueled sex pervert that hangs around with pedophiles and makes "jokes" about bedbound prepubescent girls and anal rape.

You'd think if your prepubescent child had just tested positive for regular user levels of cocaine, the last thing in the world you'd do is openly pal around with open pedophiles and make child rape jokes, but then you're not the galaxy brain that is Nick Rekieta.

What is not speculation, and I offer as good advice for Nick: you desperately need to give up who you are. Your current problems aren't because someone didn't let you play enough Warhammer.

Yeah you should generally not give up who you are.

But if you're a child abusing cokehead cuck piece of absolute fucking garbage, you should.

Don't just "be yourself." Be someone else. Be someone who isn't a complete piece of shit.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

That's the thing about lying constantly; people stop believing you

Nick has become the Cuck Who Cried "NERD!"

 

[Mr.Bucket]

A common misconception is that when the government really want to fuck you then they'll resort to doing corrupt shit, but that's usually not the case at all, when they really want to nail you and have you dead to rights then they'll do the exact opposite, they'll become super professional, crossing ever t and dotting every i, following every lead and making things as airtight as possible.

That's true for life in general. Like in the workplace a shitty boss will try to railroad you by making shit up while a normally *good* boss that you get on the wrong side of will start strictly enforcing the rules he's normally lax on because as long as shit goes smoothly nobody cares.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Can anyone who has experience with medical stuff or cocaine shed some light on how much coke your have to do to end up sounding like that? Is that the result of "I just did a line of coke and here we are" or is that the result of "a shitload of coke"? Because I'm positive I've interacted with people on coke and they sound nothing like that.

if you mean the coke nose breathing noise according to Andy Cokeski, the coke doctor, this is something that develops after long term use of cocaine, it apparently builds up until you have little rocks of built up coke, blood and mucus shooting out of your nostrils.

if you just mean how fucked up he sounds, keep in mind he's also drinking heavily along with the coke.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

It hurts knowing that one of the remaining copies of Coach Redpill's "Wilshire Blvd" is bound to be destroyed or locked in police evidence when the coppers seize Nicky's computer.

Really I just wanted to post this again for THAT COCAINE SNIFF at the start.

This clip also has the infamous "mexicans cant spell corn they can only spell repair" joke. Its better than the cops at dennys joke imho.

 

[mindlessobserver]

It hurts knowing that one of the remaining copies of Coach Redpill's "Wilshire Blvd" is bound to be destroyed or locked in police evidence when the coppers seize Nicky's computer.

Really I just wanted to post this again for THAT COCAINE SNIFF at the start.

This is the true tragedy of all this.